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rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:25 am

https://tenor.com/view/old-school-sorry-gif-4200549

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:15 pm

Baloney wrote: Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:13 am

I've been wondering why Belgium's Covid numbers have been so much worse than the countries around them. I guess it's the orgies?

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 10:41 am

Adolf Hitler wins election with 85% of the vote, in Namibia

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... mibia.html

Claims 'I'm not striving for world domination'

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:45 am

Cookie Monster Mural Puzzles Artist and Enrages Property Owner

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:05 am

Teen reunited with pet rooster lost at Alabama Cracker Barrel after Civil War reenactment

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon May 17, 2021 4:53 pm

Woman found friend dead so took her bank card to buy McDonald’s and scratchcards

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon May 24, 2021 9:08 pm

Missing man found dead inside Spanish dinosaur statue

Police say it’s likely the 39-year-old got stuck trying to retrieve his mobile phone after dropping it

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 10:30 am

Who would be the best person to @ in a tweet with this image and why isn't it Curt Schilling?

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Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Jul 05, 2021 5:37 pm

Quebec woman dies after being struck by airplane while driving tractor

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:11 pm

Groom still in his wedding tux accused of shooting two, including bride's alleged lover, in mid-traffic dispute

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:05 am

sancarlos wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:11 pm Groom still in his wedding tux accused of shooting two, including bride's alleged lover, in mid-traffic dispute

I had Florida on my scorecard, but Louisiana? Yeah, that tracks.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:56 am

sancarlos wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:11 pm Groom still in his wedding tux accused of shooting two, including bride's alleged lover, in mid-traffic dispute

But he didn't shoot his bride, so kind of romantic?

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:45 am

sancarlos wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:11 pm Groom still in his wedding tux accused of shooting two, including bride's alleged lover, in mid-traffic dispute

Was just coming here to post that same story....so many questions!

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:20 am

DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:45 am
sancarlos wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:11 pm Groom still in his wedding tux accused of shooting two, including bride's alleged lover, in mid-traffic dispute

Was just coming here to post that same story....so many questions!

It reads like it was a mobile Jerry Springer episode only with guns.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 11:48 am

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Wed Oct 27, 2021 7:09 pm

A stock photo of B.J. Novak is being used on the packaging of random products around the world.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Thu Oct 28, 2021 10:05 am

Johnny Carwash wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 7:09 pm A stock photo of B.J. Novak is being used on the packaging of random products around the world.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:21 pm

A very Pacific Northwest headline/story:

Tree DNA sends leader of poaching ring to prison after 2018 Olympic National Forest fire

In the spring and summer of 2018, a crew of poachers had been chopping down trees by night in the Olympic National Forest in Washington state, federal prosecutors said.

On Aug. 3, they came upon the wasp’s nest.

It was at the base of a bigleaf maple, a species of hardwood tree with a shimmering grain that is prized for its use in violins, guitars and other musical instruments. The crew was selling bigleaf maples to a mill in Tumwater, Thurston County, using forged permits, prosecutors said. Logging is banned in the forest, a wilderness encompassing more than 630,00 acres.

The timber poachers sprayed insecticide and most likely gasoline on the nest and burned it, authorities said. But they were unable to douse the fire with water bottles, so they fled, prosecutors said.

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:56 am

Reno's Weird Whip Problem

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:12 am

So much for that Simon Belmont cosplay...

Post by **brian** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:13 am

pruitt2 wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:56 am Reno's Weird Whip Problem

I just don't understand anything any more.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:04 am

Photographer, social media star Matt Mathews: Opossum taken by the state was his ‘baby’

Matt Mathews, one of the most sought-after boudoir photographers in the Southeast and a multiple time world-qualifying barrel racer, is also a fierce animal advocate and has spent years rehabilitating one of his favorite creatures: opossums.

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Wed Jan 05, 2022 8:16 pm

Italian mafia fugitive arrested in Spain after Google Street View sighting

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pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Sat Jan 29, 2022 12:41 pm

Toronto Kitten Born Without A Butthole Has A New Home

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Fri Feb 11, 2022 1:19 pm

Woman Held Hostage by Naked Intruder Is Rescued After Failing to Send Daughter Her Daily Wordle Score: Police

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Wed Mar 09, 2022 6:58 am

He Spent $57,000 in Covid Relief on a Pokémon Card. Now the U.S. Owns It.

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Fri Mar 25, 2022 6:45 pm

I let a baby bird nest in my hair for 84 days

Post by **Shirley** » Sat Mar 26, 2022 1:30 pm

pruitt2 wrote: Fri Mar 25, 2022 6:45 pm I let a baby bird nest in my hair for 84 days

Actually a nice story

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue May 03, 2022 4:24 pm

Man who had penis on his arm for six years finally has it re-attached

Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue May 03, 2022 4:38 pm

sancarlos wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 4:24 pm Man who had penis on his arm for six years finally has it re-attached

Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.

He looks exactly how you'd picture an Englishman who " suffered from a dreadful infection that caused his penis to turn black and it fell off in the toilet." How do you let your necrotic penis go for so long it just falls off? And the best quote: "The worst thing is when you cuddle your nan at Christmas and it hits her in the eye.”

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue May 03, 2022 5:31 pm

sancarlos wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 4:24 pm Man who had penis on his arm for six years finally has it re-attached

Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.

Yeah the fifth season of Sherlock was nuts. To say the least.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue May 03, 2022 5:59 pm

A_B wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 5:31 pm
sancarlos wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 4:24 pm Man who had penis on his arm for six years finally has it re-attached

Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.
Yeah the fifth season of Sherlock was nuts. To say the least.

The Adventure of the Engineer's oh fuck man that’s not a Thumb

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Jun 04, 2022 6:40 am

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:52 am

rass wrote: Sat Jun 04, 2022 6:40 am

I can’t wait for Peter Genovese’s article ranking the top 50 most notorious Chili’s in NJ.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Jun 05, 2022 9:21 am

Front page above the fold story in the Sunday Star Ledger

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 8:31 am

Monkey in bulletproof vest found among the dead after shootout with Mexican police

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Mon Jul 11, 2022 9:01 pm

A distillery is fighting invasive crabs by turning them into whiskey.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Jul 11, 2022 9:14 pm

Reaper wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 9:01 pm A distillery is fighting invasive crabs by turning them into whiskey.

Well, it's good for the environment, so I'll do my part. (each bottle is made with one pound of green crab, which according to the article is a problematic invasive species)

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Tue Aug 16, 2022 4:44 pm

Seattle’s rising Kia car thefts linked to TikTok videos, police say