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Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:36 am
by Pruitt
mister d wrote:Dear Everyone, including people who lost family, friends or coworkers,

I just wanted to remind you not to forget today is the 13th anniversary of their death(s). To do my part in remembering, here's a picture of the building your loved one died in.

You're welcome for this solemn and respectful gesture,

Too Many People
I have a Facebook friend - South African woman who was in my high school for a couple of years. She lives in St. Tropez in France with her rich older husband and sells yachts for a living. Yes, yachts. I know because I get listings from her.

Today she posted two items.

1) "Never forget. 9/11."

2) A photo of a new yacht that is for sale.

The postings were made one minute apart. If you are going to "Never Forget," shouldn't you spend at least, say two minutes, before you move on?

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:41 am
by The Sybian
In the history of Facebook, how many yachts have been purchased through a posting on Facebook?

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:43 am
by rass

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:45 am
by Brontoburglar
I've been wanting to post something like "Telling me to never forget implies that it's possible I've forgotten. That is incredibly insulting."

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:49 am
by brian
Pruitt wrote:
mister d wrote:Dear Everyone, including people who lost family, friends or coworkers,

I just wanted to remind you not to forget today is the 13th anniversary of their death(s). To do my part in remembering, here's a picture of the building your loved one died in.

You're welcome for this solemn and respectful gesture,

Too Many People
I have a Facebook friend - South African woman who was in my high school for a couple of years. She lives in St. Tropez in France with her rich older husband and sells yachts for a living. Yes, yachts. I know because I get listings from her.

Today she posted two items.

1) "Never forget. 9/11."

2) A photo of a new yacht that is for sale.

The postings were made one minute apart. If you are going to "Never Forget," shouldn't you spend at least, say two minutes, before you move on?
I'm in the market for a 200-footer. Send her my info.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:47 am
by Gunpowder
Brontoburglar wrote:I've been wanting to post something like "Telling me to never forget implies that it's possible I've forgotten. That is incredibly insulting."

I love this

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:01 am
by Pruitt
brian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:
mister d wrote:Dear Everyone, including people who lost family, friends or coworkers,

I just wanted to remind you not to forget today is the 13th anniversary of their death(s). To do my part in remembering, here's a picture of the building your loved one died in.

You're welcome for this solemn and respectful gesture,

Too Many People
I have a Facebook friend - South African woman who was in my high school for a couple of years. She lives in St. Tropez in France with her rich older husband and sells yachts for a living. Yes, yachts. I know because I get listings from her.

Today she posted two items.

1) "Never forget. 9/11."

2) A photo of a new yacht that is for sale.

The postings were made one minute apart. If you are going to "Never Forget," shouldn't you spend at least, say two minutes, before you move on?
I'm in the market for a 200-footer. Send her my info.
This baby is available for 26 million Euros.

If you're interested, here's the listing: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... =1&theater

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:05 am
by Rush2112
Pruitt wrote:quote]

This baby is available for 26 million Euros.

If you're interested, here's the listing: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... =1&theater
Unavailable. Brian must be able to transfer his off shore funds much quicker than I. Phillipe will be fired.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:07 am
by bfj
Brian's FB friend defending his position on why the player for the Cards shouldn't be allowed to kneel in the end zone.
No I'm not and you know why its wrong. Wtf is wrong with people today. Think of all the men and women who lost their lives in the middle east. Do you think their families enjoyed seeing this. This was wrong in so many ways. Politics don't belong in sports. He obviously wanted to taunt the crowd and did this for attention. He a nobody and wont last more than two seasons anyway.

When has the war in the middle east been about the US and freedom of religion in this country. Are you really that stupid? Of course you are, you can't see past the end of your own nose. that's why you see nothing wrong, you have no sympathy for anyone and are so wrapped up in your own little world that you fail to see anything for what it truly is. I'm so fucking sick of people that are so caught up in themselves. You are all a bunch of sheep. Keep telling yourself you're cool and for gods sake keep telling everyone on social media each time you take a shit and wipe your ass or turn off a light switch or eat dinner, we are all on the edge of our seats.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:47 am
by Jerloma
Yeah, I shouldn't have went there on Facebook either. Because apparently being a proponent the 1st amendment makes you a Muslim apologist.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:03 am
by mister d
Right, but the 1st amendment only protects AMERICANS. And HUSAIN ABDULLAH was born in ... [googles] ... Los Angeles. Fine. But where do you think his parents or grandparents were born?

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:09 am
by DSafetyGuy
mister d wrote:Right, but the 1st amendment only protects AMERICANS. And HUSAIN ABDULLAH was born in ... [googles] ... Los Angeles. Fine. But where do you think his parents or grandparents were born?
I can't believe you think someone who would write/say that doesn't think Los Angeles is in Mexico.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:25 am
by mister d
But Hollywood is still in America. LIBERAL America.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:17 am
by brian
Funniest part (not ha-ha funny) is he's a cop. So it's pretty easy to understand how shit like Ferguson happens for me.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:20 am
by Jerloma
Yeah, that's every cop I know too.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:33 am
by The Sybian
brian wrote:Funniest part (not ha-ha funny) is he's a cop. So it's pretty easy to understand how shit like Ferguson happens for me.
Super, a delusional paranoid, racist fuck with a badge and a gun. I know how stupid it was to respond, but his insults and comments to me were so bizarre and actually fitting his flaws. Whatever, it's pointless responding to someone who thinks praying to Allah is done to intentionally insult the relatives of dead troops. I assume he believes we are fighting in the Middle East to kill Muslims for the sake of killing Muslims, right? Because American exceptionalism. USA! USA!

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:08 pm
by The Sybian
For some reason i keep getting notices that there are more responses to this thread (Brian's FB post, that is), yet i don't see any. After mine, I saw BFJ and just now Giff. Is he able to block me from seeing his comments somehow?

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:41 am
by Giff
What up, chedda?

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:33 pm
by govmentchedda
Giff wrote:What up, chedda?
Yo!

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:31 pm
by Jerloma
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Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:00 pm
by EdRomero
It worked! WE did it!

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 6:07 am
by Pruitt
EdRomero wrote:It worked! WE did it!
You were great last night.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2014 10:33 am
by The Sybian
Facebook's advertisements can be scary on point. Should I be worried that FB suggested I follow Boardwalk Bail Bonds? Can FB see the future?

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:18 pm
by TT2.0
Pruitt wrote:
EdRomero wrote:It worked! WE did it!
You were great last night.
seriously guys are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 12:16 am
by Johnny Carwash
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Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:45 am
by mister d
Oh Syb, you dummy ...


(Just say "you made up your mind what evidence you'd (seek out and) believe the second you saw black kid and white cop" and walk away.)

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:52 am
by The Sybian
mister d wrote:Oh Syb, you dummy ...


(Just say "you made up your mind what evidence you'd (seek out and) believe the second you saw black kid and white cop" and walk away.)

Jesus, that showed up in your feed? The levels of separation are growing.That guy is a HS friend of my childhood next door neighbor. He was 5 years older, but both of our parents still live there,so I see him from time to time. I love reading his friend's posts, as all he talks about is the importance of owning guns. He will turn a funny Jets bashing thread into a pro-gun rant. I erased my final sentence. The guy said something like "only idiots have an opinion of the Michael Brown incident, but nobody knows what really happens." I erased my comment that I agree with his statement that only idiots have an opinion, but he immediately stated his opinion in the next sentence.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 1:48 pm
by BSF21
2 women who are too stupid to breed but have chosen to anyway are talking back and forth with each other today about one child possibly having Hand Foot and Mouth, and freaking out about what to do about it. Pictures back and forth, much bellyaching, whole shebang.

It's taking every ounce of control I have to not comment and suggest the woman must have made a bad human and they should probably just let it succumb to whatever horrid rash it has and start over.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 1:49 pm
by A_B
I think it would be more awesome to post some random terrible rash from WebMD and watch them flail.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 1:51 pm
by BSF21
AB_skin_test wrote:I think it would be more awesome to post some random terrible rash from WebMD and watch them flail.
Whats really keeping me from it is that there has been constant comments on there for the last 3 hours between terrible parents. I'm not kicking that hornets nest.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:37 am
by Jerloma
I don't even understand how some of these are grievances. Wireless phones...noooo!!!
Welcome to 2014:
• Our Phones - Wireless
• Cooking - Fireless
• Cars - Keyless
• Food – Fatless
• Tires –Tubeless
• Dress – Sleeveless
• Youth – Jobless
• Leaders – Shameless
• Relationships – Meaningless
• Attitudes – Careless
• Babies – Fatherless
• Feelings – Heartless
• Education – Valueless
• Children – Mannerless
• Country – Godless

We are SPEECHLESS,
Congress is CLUELESS,

Our President is WORTHLESS !
GOD HELP US !

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:53 am
by P.D.X.
Give us back our cooking fire!

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:56 am
by Gunpowder
Surgeries - Crippling Infectionless!

FUCK!

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:58 am
by rass
Copy that text and Google it. Check the source of the first four results. - Supriseless

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:32 am
by mister d
• Butts – Fartless

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:53 am
by howard
sportsfrog - ironyless

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:06 pm
by The Sybian
rass wrote:Copy that text and Google it. Check the source of the first four results. - Supriseless
Why did I have to google this? I ended up going to a site called One Political Plaza. Then I had to go into the message board and click on a thread titled "Nuke Ferguson." Just a whole bunch of uber-racist blathering, blaming the Liberal media, and name calling towards the two Liberals deciding to talk some sense. Any citation not from Fox, World News Daily and the like are complete lies, while the Conservative propaganda schlock are the few brave outlets willing to tell the truth in a sea of lies.

The best was a rant about how blacks are essentially animals, and you don't see white people riot when a black man kills a white man. The guy ended by saying that not all blacks are bad, and he even likes some that he met, "but I will be friends with another one." The next guy started by completely agreeing with the first guy, then went on a huge rant that Obama, Holder et. al. "created rational issues where none existed before." The cognitive dissonance is astounding, and of course, Liberals are anti-black for creating racial tension, because in 2005 racism was nonexistent.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:13 pm
by Jerloma
Sounds like the Steelers message board!

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:19 pm
by rass
Jerloma wrote:Sounds like the Steelers message board!
I lurked over there for the first time in quite a while. I don't know if he was just particularly active yesterday, but SL was an unshakable bastion of reason, shining a light in the dark corner of every ridiculous thread.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:24 pm
by Jerloma
Yeah, he's brilliant over there.