Had he done that, Brian MCCann would have materialized at home plate to explain things rationally.
MLB 2022 Season Thread
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Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Baseball's so dumb.
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I hope he hits 10 HR tomorrow and most Yankees fans can't figure out Apple+ and miss it.
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For the love of God, please let Roger Maris Jr. go home
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Fascinated to get MrDs take on AL MVP especially considering he was adamant about Trout’s worthiness in Cabrera’s Triple Crown season.
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I was holding out for almost two weeks on getting tickets for this Saturday (oldest's bday gift) until after Judge broke the record and the games became essentially meaningless. Monday I decided I better jump, got 300 level for $65 each. Two more homerless games later and our section is now at a minimum of $156. #thegambler
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Good to know what TV crews are paying attention.
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So why do they say most in AL history. I thought they weren't counting the McBondSa things?
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ALl those are still the official records on the books. This is the "we sure hope this guy isn't on something, too" record.
(I don't think he is! Just being a jerk)
(I don't think he is! Just being a jerk)
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I had no idea he was even close to 61! Wow!
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Instead of being very cool for once and paying homage to Phil Rizzuto, Michael Kay should have intentionally bombed the call with something like “He was AIRIN’ one out to left and no one should JUDGE him for tying this record!” or something.
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Fangraphs Top Offensive fWAR Seasons 1947-2022:
1. Barry Bonds 12.7 (2002 SFG)
2. Barry Bonds 12.5 (2001 SFG)
3. Barry Bonds 11.9 (2004 SFG)
4. Mickey Mantle 11.5 (1956 NYY)
5. Mickey Mantle 11.4 (1957 NYY)
T6. Carl Yastrzemski 11.1 (1967 BOS)
T6. Stan Musial 11.1 (1948 STL)
T8. Aaron Judge 11 (2022 NYY)
T8. Joe Morgan 11 (1975 CIN)
10. Lou Boudreau 10.9 (1948 CLE)
11. Willie Mays 10.7 (1965 SFG)
T12. Mookie Betts 10.6 (2018 BOS)
T12. Cal Ripken 10.6 (1991 BAL)
T14. Willie Mays 10.5 (1962 SFG)
T14. Ted Williams 10.5 (1947 BOS)
T14. Barry Bonds 10.5 (1993 SFG)
17. Willie Mays 10.4 (1964 SFG)
T18. Mickey Mantle 10.3 (1961 NYY)
T18. Willie Mays 10.3 (1954 NYG)
T20. Barry Bonds 10.2 (2003 SFG)
T20. Rickey Henderson 10.2 (1990 OAK)
T20. Norm Cash 10.2 (1961 DET)
T20. Mike Trout 10.2 (2013 LAA)
T24. Buster Posey 10.1 (2012 SFG)
T24. Mike Trout 10.1 (2012 LAA)
...
268. Miguel Cabrera 7.3 (2012 DET)
1. Barry Bonds 12.7 (2002 SFG)
2. Barry Bonds 12.5 (2001 SFG)
3. Barry Bonds 11.9 (2004 SFG)
4. Mickey Mantle 11.5 (1956 NYY)
5. Mickey Mantle 11.4 (1957 NYY)
T6. Carl Yastrzemski 11.1 (1967 BOS)
T6. Stan Musial 11.1 (1948 STL)
T8. Aaron Judge 11 (2022 NYY)
T8. Joe Morgan 11 (1975 CIN)
10. Lou Boudreau 10.9 (1948 CLE)
11. Willie Mays 10.7 (1965 SFG)
T12. Mookie Betts 10.6 (2018 BOS)
T12. Cal Ripken 10.6 (1991 BAL)
T14. Willie Mays 10.5 (1962 SFG)
T14. Ted Williams 10.5 (1947 BOS)
T14. Barry Bonds 10.5 (1993 SFG)
17. Willie Mays 10.4 (1964 SFG)
T18. Mickey Mantle 10.3 (1961 NYY)
T18. Willie Mays 10.3 (1954 NYG)
T20. Barry Bonds 10.2 (2003 SFG)
T20. Rickey Henderson 10.2 (1990 OAK)
T20. Norm Cash 10.2 (1961 DET)
T20. Mike Trout 10.2 (2013 LAA)
T24. Buster Posey 10.1 (2012 SFG)
T24. Mike Trout 10.1 (2012 LAA)
...
268. Miguel Cabrera 7.3 (2012 DET)
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That Lou Boudreau season had me askance, until I looked it up and saw that his BB/K ratio that year was 98 to 9. Not a typo.
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I used to play WhatIfSports - and that '48 Lou Boudreau was a go-to player to include in your roster.
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And you end up saving money on a manager too.
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Frankie Lasagna!
Froze up probably because as he started leaning over the railing he likely was worried about falling so hesitated that little bit and pulled back with his arms and body. On the Jays broadcast, they kept showing his frustration over the next 20 minutes.
Froze up probably because as he started leaning over the railing he likely was worried about falling so hesitated that little bit and pulled back with his arms and body. On the Jays broadcast, they kept showing his frustration over the next 20 minutes.
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The Phillies are going to blow a makeable playoff spot because they went 0-6 against the Cubs of all teams. I missed the '64 Phold and now I'm glad I'll have a chance to experience it. You're welcome, Steve.
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Yeah, those six wins are probably going to blow the Cubs' draft position too.
Fuck the Cubs.
(But at least you get to watch Schwarber hit 40 homers.)
Edit: Okay, this is pretty funny though:
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Could the 21 year old drought be over tonight?
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Leo is exactly one day older than me. I have a lot of mixed feelings whenever I see that joke.
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College football Twitter is going OFF about games being cut into to show at-bats for a guy to remain 7th on the single season HR list.
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As they should. I’m sure there are a ton of Tulane/UH fans who are also Yankee fans.
No one outside of Yankees fans gives a shit about this for real.
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Agreed. I obviously watch local so I was surprised whenever I found out there were cut-ins. Chasing Bonds, sure, but just the AL mark?
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It’s definitely cool but cut-ins should be limited to critical breaking news or legitimate history making moments
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If there’s ever another 9/11 at night, somewhere a Tulane fan is going to complain about coverage cutting into his game.
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The cut ins are stupid. He’s not even close to breaking the record. If I wanted to watch baseball, I’d watch baseball.
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Aaron Nola is having himself a night. As in a flawless night.
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Fuckin’ Yordan.
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Hearing that the Guardians have invited Roger Maris Jr. to sit in the dugout if they make the ALDS
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Well there you have it. Heck of a season, 99.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Imagine thinking that the National League is one of the legitimate leagues.
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Which one is the one with the Angels?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The