NHL 2022-23

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 8:03 pm

Whistle or not you aren’t allowed to stab a goalie in the penis.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 8:05 pm

LET ME SEE YOUR DICK! I WANT TO SEE EVERYONE HERE'S DICK!

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 8:06 pm

Give some time so the bruise is visible.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 8:14 pm

Maybe that Trochek fight was for a perceived slew foot? Perry is a pest, but not much for fighting.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 8:17 pm

Thought so too but a Rangers guy said Perry called for it. Not sure if it was something else or Perry hoping to avoid a real fight by taking that one.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 8:18 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 8:17 pm Thought so too but a Rangers guy said Perry called for it. Not sure if it was something else or Perry hoping to avoid a real fight by taking that one.

Wily vet

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 8:20 pm

Colton is not big, and Paul can handle himself.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 8:58 pm

Solid jump-check by Paul there.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 9:17 pm

Even now, who knows. Everyone hated Corey Perry before the game too.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 9:26 pm

Corey Perry has always been a dirty punk.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 8:42 pm

Thanks Caps! Although the prospect of just needing two wins against the worst 2 teams in the league is terrifying to me.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 11:22 pm

17 OTLs!

Post by **brian** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 12:57 am

If I’m the Kraken I’m tanking these next two games to avoid the Oilers in the first round.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:07 pm

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:08 pm

I hate you.

And fitting this season may have unofficially ended with the worst case example of me watching via score alerts.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 5:49 pm

Red wings drank their faces off all afternoon and evening yesterday if that type of information is useful to any of you with gambling accounts.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 5:59 pm

Edmonton is -550 against San Jose which seems….low?

Spreads get wacky this time of year but that’s about as high of a spread as you’re gonna get on an NHL game and it’s still probably too generous.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 6:44 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 5:49 pm Red wings drank their faces off all afternoon and evening yesterday if that type of information is useful to any of you with gambling accounts.

Bolts playing like they drank their faces off yesterday.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 6:48 pm

More like Ben Chianti!

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 9:20 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 5:59 pm Edmonton is -550 against San Jose…

Edmonton is going to win tonight, but Pittsburgh lost Tuesday as a -550 favorite over Chicago, and again tonight as a -250 favorite over Columbus.

Post by **brian** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 10:26 am

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 9:20 pm
brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 5:59 pm Edmonton is -550 against San Jose…
Edmonton is going to win tonight, but Pittsburgh lost Tuesday as a -550 favorite over Chicago, and again tonight as a -250 favorite over Columbus.

I’ll root for you to get Bedard in the NHL lottery and you root for me to get Wemby in the NBA lottery, sound like a deal?

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 10:34 am

brian wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 10:26 am
sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 9:20 pm
brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 5:59 pm Edmonton is -550 against San Jose…
Edmonton is going to win tonight, but Pittsburgh lost Tuesday as a -550 favorite over Chicago, and again tonight as a -250 favorite over Columbus.
I’ll root for you to get Bedard in the NHL lottery and you root for me to get Wemby in the NBA lottery, sound like a deal?

I object.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 11:12 am

brian wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 10:26 am
sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 9:20 pm
brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 5:59 pm Edmonton is -550 against San Jose…
Edmonton is going to win tonight, but Pittsburgh lost Tuesday as a -550 favorite over Chicago, and again tonight as a -250 favorite over Columbus.
I’ll root for you to get Bedard in the NHL lottery and you root for me to get Wemby in the NBA lottery, sound like a deal?

Fine with me!

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 2:52 pm

I think I'll live as long as he doesn't end up in Philadelphia or Chicago.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:09 pm

If I’m a conspiracy theorist, I think the NHL would want him in one of those two or Montreal.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:13 pm

Those three, Detroit as a legacy franchise, Arizona on need, Vancouver because he’s from there and they just feel like a franchise that should be good …

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:27 pm

I know conspiracy theories are fun but they actually show the lottery now (after the fact). i don't think you can rig 4 ball combinations.

https://media.nhl.com/site/asset/public ... tionID.pdf

Post by **brian** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 8:43 pm

degenerasian wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:27 pm I know conspiracy theories are fun but they actually show the lottery now (after the fact). i don't think you can rig 4 ball combinations.

https://media.nhl.com/site/asset/public ... tionID.pdf

1001 is the best.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sat Apr 15, 2023 11:28 am

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:36 pm

no way the jets are favored, take that bet all day

Post by **brian** » Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:11 pm

degenerasian wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:36 pm no way the jets are favored, take that bet all day

Think that's a reflection of the VGK goalie situation, which is somewhat fair but probably overdone as far as these projections go. Sportsbook odds are VGK -155 to -165 for the series which is probably closer to the right number.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sat Apr 15, 2023 4:13 pm

It’s also not saying the Jets are favored, it’s saying his model has a tossup so grab the odds on either team if you can.

MaxWebster · Post by **MaxWebster** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 7:55 am

one damn point out.

dammit.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 10:54 am

MaxWebster wrote: ↑Mon Apr 17, 2023 7:55 am one damn point out.

dammit.

There’s something to be said for watching the playoffs without your favorite team. No stress.

I’m interested in the Oilers/Kings series. Edmonton looks ready for a deep run but LA might be a bad matchup for them. Kopitar and Danault are two fine defensive centers, so it might be fun to watch them try to slow down McDavid and Draisaitl.

Post by **brian** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 11:33 am

sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Apr 17, 2023 10:54 am
MaxWebster wrote: ↑Mon Apr 17, 2023 7:55 am one damn point out.

dammit.
There’s something to be said for watching the playoffs without your favorite team. No stress.

I’m interested in the Oilers/Kings series. Edmonton looks ready for a deep run but LA might be a bad matchup for them. Kopitar and Danault are two fine defensive centers, so it might be fun to watch them try to slow down McDavid and Draisaitl.

I’m certainly hoping those two teams beat up the living crap out of each other. Kings winning in 7 would be ideal (think VGK matches up a little better.). Assuming Vegas can get by Winnipeg of course.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 12:47 pm

Every team that had a positive goal diff made the playoffs and every team with a negative goal diff missed the playoffs except one outlier. Degen, want to guess who?

MaxWebster · Post by **MaxWebster** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 12:49 pm

now you know this can't be true, else i'd be the most stress-free person you've ever heard of.

(which is false. I'm about to have a 2nd kid in college for one )

sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Apr 17, 2023 10:54 am
MaxWebster wrote: ↑Mon Apr 17, 2023 7:55 am one damn point out.

dammit.
There’s something to be said for watching the playoffs without your favorite team. No stress.

I’m interested in the Oilers/Kings series. Edmonton looks ready for a deep run but LA might be a bad matchup for them. Kopitar and Danault are two fine defensive centers, so it might be fun to watch them try to slow down McDavid and Draisaitl.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 3:05 pm

Dumb stat: Rangers have four goalies who have played 82+ games over the last five seasons and each is either retired and headed for the HoF or starting in this year's playoffs.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 3:15 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Mon Apr 17, 2023 3:05 pm Dumb stat: Rangers have four goalies who have played 82+ games over the last five seasons and each is either retired and headed for the HoF or starting in this year's playoffs.

It’s been more than five years since Raanta was a Ranger.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 3:24 pm

Dumb stat: Go Devils!