Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon May 01, 2023 8:03 pm

Something about that picture looked fake, so I thought I was in the AI thread, and I was about to make a joke asking if that was another cake from your local bakery.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Tue May 02, 2023 6:59 pm

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Tue May 02, 2023 7:50 pm

Two women that I can leer at in an age-appropriate manner!

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Tue May 02, 2023 8:26 pm

Pruitt IV wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 7:50 pm Two women that I can leer at in an age-appropriate manner!

The Swamp is maturing!

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed May 03, 2023 5:56 am

Nice to see my draft pick holding up after all these years. Makes up for Lara Logan going crazy RW nutjob.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Tue May 16, 2023 3:09 pm

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue May 16, 2023 3:25 pm

The Sybian wrote: Wed May 03, 2023 5:56 am Nice to see my draft pick holding up after all these years. Makes up for Lara Logan going crazy RW nutjob.

Who had martha Stewart on their board?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue May 16, 2023 4:46 pm

A_B wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 3:25 pm
The Sybian wrote: Wed May 03, 2023 5:56 am Nice to see my draft pick holding up after all these years. Makes up for Lara Logan going crazy RW nutjob.
Who had martha Stewart on their board?

I had the same thought when I saw she will be in SI's Swimsuit issue. I'm all for inclusion, but does anyone want an 81 yo woman in the Swimsuit issue?

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue May 16, 2023 4:57 pm

I assume she’s below the median age of people who still get sports illustrated.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Tue May 16, 2023 4:58 pm

The Sybian wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 4:46 pm
A_B wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 3:25 pm
The Sybian wrote: Wed May 03, 2023 5:56 am Nice to see my draft pick holding up after all these years. Makes up for Lara Logan going crazy RW nutjob.
Who had martha Stewart on their board?
I had the same thought when I saw she will be in SI's Swimsuit issue. I'm all for inclusion, but does anyone want an 81 yo woman in the Swimsuit issue?

Does anyone still need a Swimsuit issue? I'm actually surprised that its still a thing...

(and it used to be published in the dead week between the Conference Championship games and the Super Bowl)

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue May 16, 2023 7:43 pm

mister d wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 4:57 pm I assume she’s below the median age of people who still get sports illustrated.

That is really fucking funny. Man, how great was the Swimsuit issue when we were like 13?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue May 16, 2023 7:47 pm

The guy in charge of photo retouching really earning his salary.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Wed May 17, 2023 10:09 am

It looks pretty tasteful. It's not like she's in a string bikini. It's more about the article and older people representing.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Wed May 17, 2023 10:16 am

It's wild how things have shifted culturally. For about 3 years when I was 11-13 I had an SI subscription and taped every cover on the walls of my bedroom. Doc Gooden's cover still sticks out to me.

Anyways, yeah, the swimsuit issue was... something.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed May 17, 2023 10:19 am

Tangentially, I'm kinda thrown off that I haven't seen massive outage from the right over Kim Petras being on one of the covers.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Wed May 17, 2023 10:29 am

Johnnie wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 10:19 am Tangentially, I'm kinda thrown off that I haven't seen massive outage from the right over Kim Petras being on one of the covers.

There is quite a bit that I've read. And it will be shown in sales. Will people buy the Kim Pertra issue or the Megan Fox issue?

I like that there are 4 version, inclusivity for everyone. They're just missing a hot mom in the military cover.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed May 17, 2023 10:41 am

degenerasian wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 10:29 amThey're just missing a hot mom in the military cover.

I think they're on OnlyFans.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:33 am

Janelle Monae has a sexy new album out ("The Age of Pleasure"!) and there are all of these promotional photos out there for it where they're wearing silly hats and maybe no top and has the slightest of "o" faces and one of them has been static on the front page of the radio station I listen to every day and I'm going miss when it's gone.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:16 am

Any of yinz catch the new show from the UK on Max called Naked Attraction? It's fascinating. That's all I'll say until a discussion is started.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 1:53 pm

govmentchedda wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:16 am Any of yinz catch the new show from the UK on Max called Naked Attraction? It's fascinating. That's all I'll say until a discussion is started.

I had never heard of it until seeing this article:
Britain’s full-frontal nude dating show sparks U.S. debate as it tops Max

All six seasons of the show — which first aired on Britain’s Channel 4 in 2016 and is dominated by close-ups of full-frontal nudity under bright stage lighting — made their way to the streaming service Max last week.

As it surged to become the top-streamed show this week, it has generated discussion on American morning shows (one host called it “fascinating”) and among viewers. Some said the close-up look at contestants in all shapes and sizes encourages body positivity and is breaking down barriers around squeamish topics. (“We all have a naked body at the end of the day,” one person posted on X, formerly known as Twitter.)

Others called it objectifying; one family values advocacy group called it “pornographic” and demanded Max strip it from the lineup.

One thing is clear: Americans are not looking away.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 2:16 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 1:53 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:16 am Any of yinz catch the new show from the UK on Max called Naked Attraction? It's fascinating. That's all I'll say until a discussion is started.
I had never heard of it until seeing this article:
Britain’s full-frontal nude dating show sparks U.S. debate as it tops Max

All six seasons of the show — which first aired on Britain’s Channel 4 in 2016 and is dominated by close-ups of full-frontal nudity under bright stage lighting — made their way to the streaming service Max last week.

As it surged to become the top-streamed show this week, it has generated discussion on American morning shows (one host called it “fascinating”) and among viewers. Some said the close-up look at contestants in all shapes and sizes encourages body positivity and is breaking down barriers around squeamish topics. (“We all have a naked body at the end of the day,” one person posted on X, formerly known as Twitter.)

Others called it objectifying; one family values advocacy group called it “pornographic” and demanded Max strip it from the lineup.

One thing is clear: Americans are not looking away.

I feel like I could write an essay about this show. I've watched 3 episodes. It's shocking in that it's absolute nudity, which you don't really see on tv or in the movies. It's certainly titillating as well. That being said, it's very body positive and they do an excellent job of toeing the line/threading the needle without ever crossing the line into crassness (in my opinion). There's also normally at least one or two subtle one liners that have me actually laughing out loud.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Oct 27, 2023 10:00 am

degenerasian wrote: Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:34 pm Maria Ozawa has a new youtube channel. It's probably been close to a decade....

This interview was fun, good stories of the porn industry. She got invited to the AVN Awards in 2006 but didn't go because her manager didn't tell her what it was. She should have been a huge star in America.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Oct 28, 2023 11:12 am

Well, she was a huge star on the internet, so that kinda counts.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sat Oct 28, 2023 12:02 pm

Johnnie wrote: Sat Oct 28, 2023 11:12 am Well, she was a huge star on the internet, so that kinda counts.

She was but after the fact. She retired in 2009 where things on the internet hadn't quite taken off yet? So most people watched her after she was done. She missed the DVD craze in the States and Europe and would have been in better quality videos than cheap Japanese productions with creepy old men and probably would have had a longer career than 4 years. Japanese productions are better now but crappy back then.

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Sat Oct 28, 2023 8:33 pm

Slight bit of research tells me that she is a very fine looking young woman.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Jan 08, 2024 2:19 pm

Between her looks and talent, this is probably one of the hottest women I've ever seen.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 2:08 pm

The New Miss America is fighter pilot

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 2:18 pm

degenerasian wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 2:08 pm The New Miss America is fighter pilot

And was just accepted to Harvard.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Tue Feb 20, 2024 11:29 pm

Ms. Brinkley at 70

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Wed Feb 21, 2024 12:23 am

Rush2112 wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 11:29 pm Ms. Brinkley at 70

Not really um...never mind. She's still got it.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Feb 21, 2024 12:35 am

I’m closer to not born than she is to my age when I first posted here.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Apr 05, 2024 11:13 am

Marisa Tomei is like a fine wine.

https://v.redd.it/9t7c3qbvz2sc1

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Fri Apr 05, 2024 11:36 am

Rush2112 wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 11:13 am Marisa Tomei is like a fine wine.

https://v.redd.it/9t7c3qbvz2sc1

She looks different than I remember

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Fri Apr 05, 2024 11:37 am

Pretty good bit, though.. I'll give her that.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:39 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 11:37 am Pretty good bit, though.. I'll give her that.

Walking (ok, skiing) on water AND turning water to wine? Those are two of the biggies.

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Apr 05, 2024 2:06 pm

Pruitt IV wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 11:36 am
Rush2112 wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 11:13 am Marisa Tomei is like a fine wine.

https://v.redd.it/9t7c3qbvz2sc1
She looks different than I remember

I think her biological alarm went off.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Apr 05, 2024 3:50 pm

Marisa's clock..

https://v.redd.it/vy9mhitf44sc1

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Aug 22, 2024 10:13 pm

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Wed Oct 30, 2024 1:38 pm

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Dec 26, 2024 4:11 pm

Has anyone’s hair ever looked better than Veronica Vaughn’s in the strip study scene in Billy Madison?