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[Nonlinear FC]

I hate when I get food poisoning so bad I can't walk.

Apparently you've never had truly bad food poisoning.

I had a bad sandwich from Arby's that almost put me in the hospital. Pretty much sat on the toilet and vomited into the adjacent shower stall for about 12 hours.

[mister d]

That was more along the lines of "I'm suspicious that Tracy Morgan had St. Patricks Day food poisoning".

[The Sybian]

I hate when I get food poisoning so bad I can't walk.

Apparently you've never had truly bad food poisoning.

I had a bad sandwich from Arby's that almost put me in the hospital. Pretty much sat on the toilet and vomited into the adjacent shower stall for about 12 hours.

Sounds like a typical Arby’s experience.

I saw a video of Morgan, and it’s unreal how much he vomited, and the video started after a guy in a suit brought a bunch of towels to cover the pool on the floor. Article I read said he was vomiting blood. 10 minute delay. They had the dancers on the court entertaining the crowd while he continued to spew in the front row.

[The Sybian]

That was more along the lines of "I'm suspicious that Tracy Morgan had St. Patricks Day food poisoning".

Guys been sober for over 20 years, so for his sake, I hope it wasn’t booze.

[The Sybian]

My son’s friend was at the Knicks game last night. He asked his friend about it, and his friend said, “I assumed it was a Make a Wish kid.” Tracy Morgan must get that a lot.

[Steve of phpBB]

I’m curious to see where this story leads.

[Giff]

Vaxxed?

[Steve of phpBB]

Apparently she died of natural causes.

[Nonlinear FC]

The "funny" thing is that around 90 percent of folks like those on this board will just move on and accept the family's explanation.

If this was some MAGA judge or ADA, over 50 percent of that crowd would easily be convinced this all just part of the Deep State cover up.

[The Sybian]

The "funny" thing is that around 90 percent of folks like those on this board will just move on and accept the family's explanation.

If this was some MAGA judge or ADA, over 50 percent of that crowd would easily be convinced this all just part of the Deep State cover up.

That's why we need an Alex Jones of the Left!

[Nonlinear FC]

The "funny" thing is that around 90 percent of folks like those on this board will just move on and accept the family's explanation.

If this was some MAGA judge or ADA, over 50 percent of that crowd would easily be convinced this all just part of the Deep State cover up.

That's why we need an Alex Jones of the Left!

But that's the whole point, right, we wont consume it.

[The Sybian]

The "funny" thing is that around 90 percent of folks like those on this board will just move on and accept the family's explanation.

If this was some MAGA judge or ADA, over 50 percent of that crowd would easily be convinced this all just part of the Deep State cover up.

That's why we need an Alex Jones of the Left!

But that's the whole point, right, we wont consume it.

Only if it was satire.

[Nonlinear FC]

The "funny" thing is that around 90 percent of folks like those on this board will just move on and accept the family's explanation.

If this was some MAGA judge or ADA, over 50 percent of that crowd would easily be convinced this all just part of the Deep State cover up.

That's why we need an Alex Jones of the Left!

But that's the whole point, right, we wont consume it.

Only if it was satire.

Absolutely, which is why Kimmel, Stewart/Daily Show and Colbert are the best options. They are not Fox News monolithic in their messaging, but they overall paint the picture that needs to be painted.

[HaulCitgo]

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/atlant ... ing-parade

[DaveInSeattle]

[L-Jam3]

I like how the guy who shits in a gold toilet is telling people they need to tighten their belts when it comes to Christmas gifts.

[mister d]

That quote is one that, in another situation, I'd agree with way more than not.

[P.D.X.]

Libtards with their Barbies, avocado toast, and multiple iPhones.

[A_B]

What?

[A_B]

I like how the guy who shits in a gold toilet is telling people they need to tighten their belts when it comes to Christmas gifts.