Twitter:The New Batch

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Wed Sep 07, 2022 1:23 pm

EnochRoot wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 7:52 pm
bfj wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 6:47 pm
EnochRoot wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:54 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:34 pm Does someone with 1.3 million followers just decide he has to snipe at one a day or something?
He shit, hard, on the O's in April and May, and is pretending in september he didn't do that. Shit on their version of the process, etc, and then they started to win and O's fans won't let it go. Which I support. Olney is a doofus.
Well, in fairness to the situation (not necessarily involving Olney), Elias didn't get back nearly enough for the value that Jorge Lopez represented to Baltimore's postseason chances.
He also publicly shit on the O’s for giving Mussina’s uniform # to Rutschman this year when it was been worn by multiple members of the team since Mussina left and he never complained then.

I was ok w the Lopez deal. Getting 4 arms back for a 28 year old former starter with a 5 ERA who happens to have gotten hot this year as a closer. But I trust that Elias knows what he’s doing and I don’t.
I mean, sure he's good at what he does, but he still traded a badly needed commodity for this year's playoff chances in hopes to catch lightning in a bottle a few years down the road.

As for Moose? Angelos was an ignorant son of a bitch when it came to the proper valuation of starting pitching.

A competently run organization never would've let him walk...

Ok.

Olney is still a douche.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Sep 07, 2022 2:10 pm

bfj wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 6:47 pmHe also publicly shit on the O’s for giving Mussina’s uniform # to Rutschman this year when it was been worn by multiple members of the team since Mussina left and he never complained then.

I mean ... this is a pretty dumb thing to do, right? Mussina's number will some day be retired by the team and, in a perfect world, Rutschman will be on that same path. Like the Yankees aren't going to give Volpe #52. Or #35 for that matter ; )

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Wed Sep 07, 2022 3:54 pm

They aren’t going to retire Mussina’s number. They only retire #’s of HOF player who go in as Orioles. He went in with no logo on his cap.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:29 pm

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:36 pm

A Lion of the Yankee
A Dollar Wrapped Around a Finger
Independent TV Station

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:15 am

Bill's Excellent Adventure
Louise

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:18 am

Rhinoceros

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:23 am

Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:18 amRhinoceros

Required Google, but well done.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:33 am

Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:18 amRhinoceros

Grossly underappreciated Cronenberg movie.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:36 am

Indiana Jones and the Last Guy Attempting to Re-Conquer the Holy Land by Himself

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:47 am

The Hateful Guy
Schindler's Name
The Theory of One Thing

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:56 am

Steve Doocy Can’t Jump

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 4:18 pm

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 4:40 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:47 am Schindler's Name

This can not be topped.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 4:47 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 4:18 pm

Almost too authentic

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 5:05 pm

Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 4:47 pm

Almost too authentic

Wasted opportunity not pronouncing it Mah-ket basket. When the guy said the dinosaurs went to the tar pits, I had to replay it 3 times to figure out what he was saying, and I lived in Boston for 3 years.

Somebody linked to this news story about a Dunkin Donuts in rural PA. Makes me realize I should be watching local news more often, so much gold in this piece.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 5:20 pm

Ya need a doughnut shop where you can meet with your attorney!

Maybe have a cold coffee.

GoodKarma · Post by **GoodKarma** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:01 pm

A lot to unpack in that Dunkin video

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:50 pm

I'm oddly attracted to the newscaster. Road trip... Central pa huh?

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:51 pm

I'm oddly attracted to the newscaster. Shirt is horrible. Just enough to make you wonder. Road trip... Central pa huh?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 7:06 am

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:50 pm I'm oddly attracted to the newscaster. Road trip... Central pa huh?

Probably close to Shartlesville.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 8:26 pm

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Sep 15, 2022 12:03 am

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 1:14 pm

Well played, Hardee's

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 6:17 pm

Reaper wrote: ↑Sat Sep 17, 2022 1:14 pm Well played, Hardee's

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Sep 28, 2022 9:13 pm

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:25 pm

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 5:39 pm

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 11:25 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Fri Oct 14, 2022 5:39 pm

That is just begging for an oven joke that I can’t type.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 1:05 am

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 5:33 pm

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:26 am

Both of those are fantastic tweets. That grocery store is mind-blowing.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:00 pm

Sounds bad, but I’d like to see some more details first. If he lays off the people who keep putting “Gettleman” in my trending topics list, then maybe it’s a good thing.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:07 pm

You think I’m making this up.

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tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 8:52 am

Couldn't sleep last night. Then stumbled across this thread. Then couldn't sleep b/c was laughing really hard for awhile. There's some gems I had missed:

These were the two that made me especially lose it:

The Jesus/Goofy one:

and this

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 8:53 am

oh yeah. and this one

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 8:55 am

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 8:57 am

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 9:00 am

ok, one more and I am done

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 9:22 am

That has been a delight today for sure.