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Ryan wrote: Tue Nov 21, 2023 5:41 am
EnochRoot wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 5:10 pmAlso, this board is ‘woke’ almost to a fault
What do we need to do to get this over the goal line?
I'm guessing not have a half dozen moderately wealthy guys stumbling over the justification of using the word C-N-U-T would be a start.
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brian wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 5:48 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 5:10 pmAlso, this board is ‘woke’ almost to a fault. Using that word is akin to using the ‘N’ word, right?
1) If it’s directed at a woman, maybe.
2) Not sure too many Black people would sign off on that analogy.

As far as Finebaum, he’s not a serious person. He was the template Skip Bayless used for his shtick. It’s obvious he doesn’t believe half of what he says and just wants to get a reaction from people like a petulant 6-year-old. It’s stupid and I have no patience for it nor anyone amused by it.
1 - bullshit.
2 - not your call.

Finebaum - who cares. You've already lost me on that topic.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 8:21 pm The word is used in other countries (notably England, Ireland and Australia) as a harsh but rather mundane curse

Directed at women in America, yes, especially for the generations covered on this board, highly offensive and I've never directed that word at a female.

Calling Paul Finebaum a cunt is a weird thing to do in America. I own that. But saying it's roughly equivalent to using the n word is bizarre.
Then it makes your proclamation towards Finebaum useless. If you're not owning it, then what's the point?

And back to my point: people who suffer the indignity of those slurs are the ones to judge them. Not a bunch of crackers getting high on their on vibes.
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The hundreds of thousands of people (some of them women!) who have heard it used in a comedy club or a movie theater or at home watching HBO aren’t enough judges for you?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Massive "whatevs" from me.
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Can we at least agree that if there is a c*ntmuppet here, it's Harbaugh?
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brian wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:15 am Iowa/Nebraska total opens at 27.
Down to 25.5.
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Backup lineman’s draft declaration
Love the cheeky bible verse reference. People will look it up and find out it reads, “These people are not drunk, as some of you are assuming. Nine o'clock in the morning is much too early for that."
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Ryan wrote: Wed Nov 22, 2023 7:06 am The hundreds of thousands of people (some of them women!) who have heard it used in a comedy club or a movie theater or at home watching HBO aren’t enough judges for you?
Are you actually wondering why women (and minorities) might not speak up when the term gets used for edgy laughs and guffaws? The term is rooted in dominance and misogyny. "Know your place."

The massive whatevs from a bunch of you is just ugly as fuck, and if you have daughters? Do better. If you don't? Then who cares, amiright?
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You’re being kinda cunty tbh.
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Hilarious.

Still waiting on my buddy to see if he can pop loose a couple of tix... He seemed confident early in the week, but looks like his AD connection is turning up empty, which... yeah, I get it... Probably the toughest ticket for The Game since... Shit, probably ever?

Anyways, it's going to be cold AF and the drive isn't terrible but I'd also be fine not driving 15 hours inside of 2 days.

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Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:40 am Hilarious.

Still waiting on my buddy to see if he can pop loose a couple of tix... He seemed confident early in the week, but looks like his AD connection is turning up empty, which... yeah, I get it... Probably the toughest ticket for The Game since... Shit, probably ever?

Anyways, it's going to be cold AF and the drive isn't terrible but I'd also be fine not driving 15 hours inside of 2 days.

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DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Nov 22, 2023 3:40 pm
brian wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:15 am Iowa/Nebraska total opens at 27.
Down to 25.5.
24.5
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Can't even keep up.



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I teased Iowa to +8.5 and the over to 18.5. Knock on wood, looking pretty good.
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brian wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 1:23 pm I teased Iowa to +8.5 and the over to 18.5. Knock on wood, looking pretty good.
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We talked about Iowa and their fans tongue in cheek adoration of their punter in here last year.
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This is like watching two drunk bums slap fight each other on ice.
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The only reason Iowa had the extra time was the Nebraska clock keeper trying to cheat too. Gotta love Big Ten football.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 3:20 pm We talked about Iowa and their fans tongue in cheek adoration of their punter in here last year.
Man do I hope Michigan wins tomorrow and then Iowa chokes them out 6-3 or something and UM fans have to spend a couple days trying to convince us that losing to a team with a great punter is worth staying in the top 4.
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At least one Chippewa had a good game today. Meeder for the win!
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rass wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 3:28 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 3:20 pm We talked about Iowa and their fans tongue in cheek adoration of their punter in here last year.
Man do I hope Michigan wins tomorrow and then Iowa chokes them out 6-3 or something and UM fans have to spend a couple days trying to convince us that losing to a team with a great punter is worth staying in the top 4.
Six points is insanely optimistic.
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rass wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 3:28 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 3:20 pm We talked about Iowa and their fans tongue in cheek adoration of their punter in here last year.
Man do I hope Michigan wins tomorrow and then Iowa chokes them out 6-3 or something and UM fans have to spend a couple days trying to convince us that losing to a team with a great punter is worth staying in the top 4.

(Not for nothing, but it's really their D that's an elite unit. But, yeah, naw... Whoever wins tomorrow is going to murder them in Indy.)
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My Nebraska schadenfreude is sated again.
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Taking the over 43 in the Penn State-Michigan State tilt would've been a bad beat for the ages.

Penn State 42 Michigan State 0.
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Giff wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 9:40 am You’re being kinda cunty tbh.
And you're being ignorant as fuck. But hey, it's a boy's club, so whatever. :lol:
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Legit curious - a third of this board would've been wielding billy clubs, and the other two thirds would've been walking by shielding themselves from the inconvenience.

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EnochRoot wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 12:39 am Legit curious - a third of this board would've been wielding billy clubs, and the other two thirds would've been walking by shielding themselves from the inconvenience.

:lol:
Cmon, bud. A number of us did give Nonlinear and Brian some mild grief over their defense of Michigan. And, calling Paul Finebaum a bad name is inconsequential imho. But, we’re all friends here. Once the point is made, there’s no reason to dig in and make a federal case about it. At least that’s the way I see it.
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I think he’s still hung up on the calling a dude a cunt thing which is a weird hill to die on but to each their own.
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 1:00 am
EnochRoot wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 12:39 am Legit curious - a third of this board would've been wielding billy clubs, and the other two thirds would've been walking by shielding themselves from the inconvenience.

:lol:
Cmon, bud. A number of us did give Nonlinear and Brian some mild grief over their defense of Michigan. And, calling Paul Finebaum a bad name is inconsequential imho. But, we’re all friends here. Once the point is made, there’s no reason to dig in and make a federal case about it. At least that’s the way I see it.
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brian wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 1:04 am I think he’s still hung up on the calling a dude a cunt thing which is a weird hill to die on but to each their own.
I think he was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

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As I said, to each their own.
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brian wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 3:25 pm The only reason Iowa had the extra time was the Nebraska clock keeper trying to cheat too. Gotta love Big Ten football.
Right? Like... There are millions of ppl watching, you don't think we're gonna see that?
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I respect him for wanting to stay out there but it’s just painful to watch Lee Corso these days.
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Michigan State hires Jonathan Smith from Oregon State. Good hire to get a guy away from his alma mater

ETA: And MSU leaking it during The Game is typical little brother bullshit but you just have to laugh at the thirstiness for attention.
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Kind of insane to think that if the B1G had done away with divisions this year these two teams would have to play each other again next week.
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Gus Johnson should do commercials for five-hour energy, or some other heavily caffeinated energy drink. I generally enjoy listening to him, but I get worn out by the constant patter and emoting.
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 2:32 pm Gus Johnson should do commercials for five-hour energy, or some other heavily caffeinated energy drink. I generally enjoy listening to him, but I get worn out by the constant patter and emoting.
I enjoy him if I’m a neutral observer but had to mute him today. And Joel Klatt is beyond worthless as a color guy.
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