Godless III - Completing The Trinity

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:30 pm

Last summer's Seth Rogan, etc. tale of post-rapture misadventures.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:31 pm

It's a movie by the guy that does the cartoon with a talking dog and megalomaniac baby.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:33 pm

Never heard of it. Any good?

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:45 pm

It's a half decent time killer. Danny McBride was awesome.

Post by **brian** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:52 pm

Scottie wrote:It's a movie by the guy that does the cartoon with a talking dog and megalomaniac baby.

Not the same guy. That's Seth MacFarlane.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:58 pm

Jerloma wrote:Never heard of it. Any good?

Haven't seen it, but I was intrigued by the premise. Seth Rogen, James Franco and their whole crew play exaggerated versions of themselves in a Rapture-like scenario. I get it confused with Simon Pegg's End of the World, which I really want to see. Anyone have a review?

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:59 pm

brian wrote:
Scottie wrote:It's a movie by the guy that does the cartoon with a talking dog and megalomaniac baby.
Not the same guy. That's Seth MacFarlane.

Ah. The guy from the Mike Myers James Bond parody movies then.

Post by **brian** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:17 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Never heard of it. Any good?

Haven't seen it, but I was intrigued by the premise. Seth Rogen, James Franco and their whole crew play exaggerated versions of themselves in a Rapture-like scenario. I get it confused with Simon Pegg's End of the World, which I really want to see. Anyone have a review?

It's pretty amusing I thought. I like Hollywood people making fun of Hollywood shit though. The first half is much better than the second half.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:57 am

brian wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Never heard of it. Any good?

Haven't seen it, but I was intrigued by the premise. Seth Rogen, James Franco and their whole crew play exaggerated versions of themselves in a Rapture-like scenario. I get it confused with Simon Pegg's End of the World, which I really want to see. Anyone have a review?
It's pretty amusing I thought. I like Hollywood people making fun of Hollywood shit though. The first half is much better than the second half.

Michael Cera was the best.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:03 pm

No, Channing Tatum was.

Post by **brian** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:30 pm

Johnnie wrote:No, Channing Tatum was.

Almost all of the cameos were awesome. Mindy Kaling was funny as hell too.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:29 pm

And the Swamp says, "No shit."

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:41 pm

rass wrote:And the Swamp says, "No shit."

Ha, thought the same exact thing when I read that article.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:05 am

...and Shreveport is 5th. Throw a rock, hit a church in that city.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:34 am

Johnnie wrote:...and Shreveport is 5th. Throw a rock, hit a church in that city.

and now we know why Johnnie was transferred.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:59 pm

VATICAN CITY — Two white doves that were released by children standing alongside Pope Francis as a peace gesture have been attacked by other birds.

As tens of thousands of people watched in St. Peter’s Square on Sunday, a seagull and a large black crow swept down on the doves right after they were set free from an open window of the Apostolic Palace.

Link

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:04 pm

So does Angry Birds capitalize on a Vatican edition?

Post by **brian** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:06 pm

rass wrote:And the Swamp says, "No shit."

J-lo had to get a chubby when he saw that one.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:13 am

I hate to break it to you guys, but "Godless" and "biblically-minded" are two different things. Might I remind you that just two years ago we collectively had a massive conniption because a 16 year old girl asked her school to be inclusive and stop breaking the law, complete with death threats, rape threats, and police escorts. Then last year we had another meltdown because the governor didn't properly address a gigantic spruce tree. The thing with Catholics though...they don't read the bible. Very, very few anyway. Their salvation is highly contingent upon tithing and cannibalism.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:27 am

Jerloma wrote:I hate to break it to you guys, but "Godless" and "biblically-minded" are two different things. Might I remind you that just two years ago we collectively had a massive conniption because a 16 year old girl asked her school to be inclusive and stop breaking the law, complete with death threats, rape threats, and police escorts. Then last year we had another meltdown because the governor didn't properly address a gigantic spruce tree. The thing with Catholics though...they don't read the bible. Very, very few anyway. Their salvation is highly contingent upon tithing and cannibalism.

To be fair, the Bible is full of rape and public executions, so props to those making threats.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:52 am

Christian Love.

Oh, and that bird-peace offering thing is pretty much the funniest thing ever.

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:49 pm

Since when do crows and seagulls attack live birds? Must have been the devil.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:16 pm

Nah. The one on the right is an NSA app.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:28 am

Giff wrote:
Michael Cera was the best.

Avoided this movie as I thought it would be a Hollywood wank fest.

Hilarious movie, and even James Franco (who I am allergic too) was great.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:29 am

The Sybian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Never heard of it. Any good?

Haven't seen it, but I was intrigued by the premise. Seth Rogen, James Franco and their whole crew play exaggerated versions of themselves in a Rapture-like scenario. I get it confused with Simon Pegg's End of the World, which I really want to see. Anyone have a review?

It was fucking terrible.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:16 am

Shirley wrote:Since when do crows and seagulls attack live birds? Must have been the devil.

That's the thing. For a religious organization that is steeped in iconography and symbology, and will send an official envoy half-way around the world to investigate the Virgin Mary appearing in a piece of burnt toast, it's odd that they've offered no "explanation." (That I know of.) Guess it doesn't fit the narrative.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:20 am

P.D.X. wrote:
Shirley wrote:Since when do crows and seagulls attack live birds? Must have been the devil.
That's the thing. For a religious organization that is steeped in iconography and symbology, and will send an official envoy half-way around the world to investigate the Virgin Mary appearing in a piece of burnt toast, it's odd that they've offered no "explanation." (That I know of.) Guess it doesn't fit the narrative.

I'm going to open a new church with the slogan/mission statement "G-d hates Doves." We will protest funerals of all police officers and fire fighters killed in the line of duty until the US Government exterminates the entire dove population in the country. Especially those damned mourning doves. I had one (or a descendant line of them) outside my window waking me up my entire childhood. If only we had a cannibalistic crow.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:26 am

These peace doves are actually bred to be white which in turn makes them far more visible than a regular pigeon and hence prone to predators.

Yes...that would qualify.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:32 pm

Predators or, in this case, resident birds defending their territory.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:12 pm

Ignore the retarded Fuckface-level argot. Fill in the blank:

“ISN’T IT AMAZING WHAT THE _____________ HAS MADE!!!

Did you guess "LORD"?

ACLU Files Suit Against Louisiana School For Harassing A Buddhist Sixth-Grader

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:20 pm

How dare that Buddhist kid oppress Christians by having a problem with them (elementary school teachers, that is) from tainting him for practicing an inferior religion. A different article I read about this said that the science teacher gave extra credit for writing a Bible verse on the test paper. I wonder if you'd get the extra credit for Ezekial 23:20, or one of the ones touting slavery, spousal abuse, public stonings... And for all of the fuckers who support this school, how would you feel if it was a public school in a predominantly Muslim town treating a Christian 6th grader like this? Oh, but that's different, because yours is the one true religion. right.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:53 am

Scottie wrote:Ignore the retarded Fuckface-level argot. Fill in the blank:

“ISN’T IT AMAZING WHAT THE _____________ HAS MADE!!!

Did you guess "LORD"?

ACLU Files Suit Against Louisiana School For Harassing A Buddhist Sixth-Grader

Termites?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:04 am

Jerloma wrote:
Scottie wrote:Ignore the retarded Fuckface-level argot. Fill in the blank:

“ISN’T IT AMAZING WHAT THE _____________ HAS MADE!!!

Did you guess "LORD"?

ACLU Files Suit Against Louisiana School For Harassing A Buddhist Sixth-Grader
Termites?

You lose one point for grammar, but that thing looks like the Sagrada Famalia. The coolest building I've ever seen or been in.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:45 am

Did they photoshop the cranes out?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:03 am

P.D.X. wrote:Did they photoshop the cranes out?

I think it is completed. My parents were just there and said that there were no signs of construction. I don't remember if there were cranes when I went about 8 years ago, but there was a ton of work being done inside and lots of scaffolding inside.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:27 pm

Pastor who has slayed over 20,000 demons now offering exorcisms via Skype. This shit is gold.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:10 pm

I don't know why I am bothering to give this any thought, but wouldn't a demon just turn skype off or walk out the door? I saw a clip about this guy once, turns out he has some questionable accounting practices to hide how much his "church" pay him. The church brings in money through bilking gullible idiots into donating. This is the definition of a snake oil salesman, but I love it. I've heard him say that over half of the people he has allegedly saved were sexually abused as children (probably the Catholic ones). I'm not a psychiatrist, but I am going to make a wild prediction and say that there could possibly be a correlation between sexual abuse in children and mental illness.

Now I'm off to LinkedIn to add "Demon Slayer" to my bio.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:25 pm

Can't for the life of me imagine why CNN's ratings are at an all-time low.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:05 pm

The Sybian wrote:I don't know why I am bothering to give this any thought, but wouldn't a demon just turn skype off or walk out the door? I saw a clip about this guy once, turns out he has some questionable accounting practices to hide how much his "church" pay him. The church brings in money through bilking gullible idiots into donating. This is the definition of a snake oil salesman, but I love it. I've heard him say that over half of the people he has allegedly saved were sexually abused as children (probably the Catholic ones). I'm not a psychiatrist, but I am going to make a wild prediction and say that there could possibly be a correlation between sexual abuse in children and mental illness.

Now I'm off to LinkedIn to add "Demon Slayer" to my bio.

If you have a half hour to kill, the documentary about his teenage daughters going around the Ukraine slaying demons with him is fucking gold, featuring such lines as...

"A demon can't just go into any random person that he wants to...he has to have a legal right"

Oh, and the BBC reporter doing it is an atheist so you don't get random idiot from CNN providing this shit any legitimacy.

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:24 pm

h/t