Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

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After seeing the commercial multiple times I googled it and those are crispy dill pickle chips on that Wendy’s hot honey chicken sandwich.
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Seems texturally redundant.
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I kinda want it.
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Picked up a fried pickle dip last weekend when foraging for SB junk food and it was pretty good? Like I wouldn’t eat it all the time but by Tuesday I had eaten all of it.
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rass wrote: Sat Feb 19, 2022 2:45 pm Picked up a fried pickle dip last weekend when foraging for SB junk food and it was pretty good? Like I wouldn’t eat it all the time but by Tuesday I had eaten all of it.
Found a pickle hummus at the grocery store and it’s weird but good!
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rass wrote: Sat Feb 19, 2022 11:05 am After seeing the commercial multiple times I googled it and those are crispy dill pickle chips on that Wendy’s hot honey chicken sandwich.
that commercial combined with the popeye's $6 box ads has made me really want fried chicken tonight
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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I had one last week since there's one across the street from my office. I think it'd be my choice if told I could only eat one fast food burger for the rest of my life.
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Absolutely.
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Whelp, we all gotta go eat at Arby’s now. That’s the rules.

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Time for the horsey sauce.
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They could not have chosen a better spokesrapper.
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govmentchedda wrote: Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:24 pm They could not have chosen a better spokesrapper.
It's absolutely delightful.
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Sheesh, i’m not really a fan of fish sandwiches or Arby’s, and that commercial got me all fired up to go there!
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So there's a halfway verified urban legend that he wrote the "I'm Loving it" jingle as well. Fast Food Sellout
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I had Arby's last night!
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So we have a fast food place called Teriyaki Madness (it's good!) and I had to reset my password. This was the e-mail.
Sounds like someone has requested a link to change your password. It's cool, we forget our password all the time. Use the link below: [Link Removed] If you need a new safeword, you need to let your partner know. Remember, it's all about communication, relaxation and teriyaki. Or something. If you didn't request this, print this email, crumple it up and throw it away. Make sure you say, ""pfffffft"" when you do. Your password won't change until you access the link above and create a new one.
Trying too hard tbh.
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The southern bbq burgers/chicken sandwiches they have right now are stellar.
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Giff wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 3:30 pm The southern bbq burgers/chicken sandwiches they have right now are stellar.
Can Patrick Mahomes open one in NJ?
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My oldest just tried Popeye's mashed potatoes and deems them to taste "like Old Navy smells".
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A seemingly reasonable facsimile of something that can actually be good, but wears itself out if it is worn too much/spends too much time in your mouth?
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(and red beans and rice is the goto side there, right?)
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rass wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:49 pm (and red beans and rice is the goto side there, right?)
For sure
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govmentchedda wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:54 pm
rass wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:49 pm (and red beans and rice is the goto side there, right?)
For sure
1,000% yes
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My kids go to Popeye's just for the biscuits.
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Johnnie wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:58 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:54 pm
rass wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:49 pm (and red beans and rice is the goto side there, right?)
For sure
1,000% yes
Interesting. I've never even considered picking that.
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It's, low key, why I choose to go there anymore when given options.

If you'd like to speed up the clogging of your arteries, go to KFC and get your chicken with a side of their gravy for dipping. That's a once every couple of years type of treat.
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The red beans and rice at Popeyes is literally the best side dish available at any fast food restaurant in America.
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I feel like I fucked up now : (
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mister d wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:32 pm I feel like I fucked up now : (
You got what tastes like Old Navy smells like! Who wouldn’t prefer that?
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Jerloma wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:03 pm My kids go to Popeye's just for the biscuits.
I guess I’m just chuckling that you can get a good biscuit in rhode island.
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Since there was a Jersey Mike's discussion a few weeks back--went there for the first time today. I'd rate it as slightly above average compared to the options available in my area, which I'm sure means it sucks by Swamp food snob standards. The meat was notably better than most chains. The vinegar/oil "juice" they put on it tasted good, but they overdid it a little. Would try again at least.
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Seeing Jersey Mike's get this big is interesting to me because it was a decent sandwich shop 10+ years ago that I'd sometimes go to.

I haven't been to one in a bit, but I don't remember hating it. Them and Jimmy John's seen pretty comparable.
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This is good timing because I was going to find the other discussion to let everyone know that Quiznos is alive and well and innovating down in Costa Rica.
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