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Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:11 pm
by Brontoburglar
sancarlos wrote:
...commented on a link.
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OBAMA is an American citizen.. The OBAMA SENIOR that they want you to believe is his dad IS NOT the daddy.... Go to this site and see for yourself who his REAL daddy is.. AND connect the dots for yourself..
http://www.obamasrealfather.com/frank-marshall-davis/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Holy shit, that site is blatantly making the "all black men look the same" argument

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:16 pm
by rass
Brontoburglar wrote:
sancarlos wrote:
...commented on a link.
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OBAMA is an American citizen.. The OBAMA SENIOR that they want you to believe is his dad IS NOT the daddy.... Go to this site and see for yourself who his REAL daddy is.. AND connect the dots for yourself..
http://www.obamasrealfather.com/frank-marshall-davis/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
...
Holy shit, that site is blatantly making the "all black men look the same" argument
That's not literally true. While they are arguing that he looks like one black guy, they are also pointing out how little he looks like another.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:28 pm
by Brontoburglar
Did you download the other photos? (I didn't, that's why I ask -- I don't want to give them the pleasure of bloating their download count)

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:38 pm
by rass
Brontoburglar wrote:Did you download the other photos? (I didn't, that's why I ask -- I don't want to give them the pleasure of bloating their download count)
If you click the HOME link at the top, there is another slideshow comparing BHO to his father and his "father". Or his "father" and his father.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:51 pm
by Brontoburglar
rass wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:Did you download the other photos? (I didn't, that's why I ask -- I don't want to give them the pleasure of bloating their download count)
If you click the HOME link at the top, there is another slideshow comparing BHO to his father and his "father". Or his "father" and his father.
Lord, it's definitely Friday for me.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:51 am
by Brontoburglar
I'm guessing I'm not the only person that will have something for this thread given today's events
Yuppers. Homosexuality has nothing to do with sexual preference but a conscious sense of rebellion against traditional and moral thought - usually rooted in mommy or daddy issues.

We accept their life style, let them have preferential treatment in the work place. But that is not enough. Now they encroach on territory that is not theirs. Marriage has ALWAYS been about men and womn and making babies.

Proof enough that homosexuals are fascists who not only want us to bend to their favor in all aspects of our life, but now want to take away our cherished institutions.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:02 pm
by Jerloma
Wow. What a terrible human being.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:12 pm
by Brontoburglar
Jerloma wrote:Wow. What a terrible human being.
I even went to check his FB profile to see if it was sarcasm, and definitely not.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:14 pm
by P.D.X.
Lost me at "yuppers".

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:19 pm
by rass
P.D.X. wrote:Lost me at "yuppers".
Me too. I also assumed he was a she after that point.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:22 pm
by The Sybian
I wonder if anyone referred to the black Civil Rights leaders as fascists.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:24 pm
by testy boxcar
holy moly

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:31 pm
by Brontoburglar
it was in response to a right-winger's status update of DOMA being the gayest thing to happen today.

and another one!
Next thing they will be parading around all their adopted children - using them for social acceptance and status. Kinda like those fat bitchy moms on that show, Toddlers and Tiaras.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:36 pm
by Bensell
The Sybian wrote:I wonder if anyone referred to the black Civil Rights leaders as fascists.
No - back in the day the insult of record was Communist.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:10 pm
by Jerloma
HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2013 - Sad, but true

Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack..
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2013 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2013 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it. They are also required to attend six weeks of anger management therapy.

Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2013 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2013 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
2013 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2013 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot read & write English.

Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2013 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.

Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2013 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

This should hit every Facebook timeline to show how stupid we have become ! ! !

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:50 pm
by P.D.X.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
Miss the days when students and faculty could have a smoke out on the 'ol dock. WHAT HAVE WE BECOME

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:55 pm
by Johnnie
Was this person even in school in 1957? If so, too old for the internet. I'd never have someone that old friended in the first place because he/she doesn't get it.

Regardless, an idiot who posts something like that gets a message from me with a lot of expletives and finishes off with an unfriend. Total high school way about doing it, I know. But I don't like having friends that dense.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:09 pm
by A_B
You'd have to be about 70 to have been in high school then. But it was written by someone pining for the good old days, which weren't always good.

1957 - Schools in Little Rock are AWESOME.
2013 - OMG BLACK PEOPLE FML.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:10 pm
by A_B
Johnnie wrote:Was this person even in school in 1957? If so, too old for the internet. I'd never have someone that old friended in the first place because he/she doesn't get it.

Regardless, an idiot who posts something like that gets a message from me with a lot of expletives and finishes off with an unfriend. Total high school way about doing it, I know. But I don't like having friends that dense.
In 1957 you'd have to fight with them after school and become buddies.

in 2013 you unfriend them.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:12 pm
by rass
I can't wait until 2023 when shotguns and gas-powered cars are banned and all of the quail are extinct.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:16 pm
by Jerloma
Wouldn't the quail thrive without shotguns?

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:18 pm
by A_B
Jerloma wrote:Wouldn't the quail thrive without shotguns?
Overpopulation, which would lead to fucked up migration patterns in search of food which would undoubtedly be right into the jet engine of departing (presumably electric) planes.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:19 pm
by Jerloma
AB_skin_test wrote:You'd have to be about 70 to have been in high school then. But it was written by someone pining for the good old days, which weren't always good.

1957 - Schools in Little Rock are AWESOME.
2013 - OMG BLACK PEOPLE FML.
A woman posted it so I wonder if she realizes that 1957 kind of sucked for being a woman.
Overpopulation, which would lead to fucked up migration patterns in search of food which would undoubtedly be right into the jet engine of departing (presumably electric) planes.
Well, check out the big brains on Bond.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:21 pm
by rass
Jerloma wrote:Wouldn't the quail thrive without shotguns?
Nope. They're gone by 2020, done in by the double-whammy of egg blight brought on by poorly mowed lawns and a surge in the red ant population.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:27 pm
by A_B
rass wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Wouldn't the quail thrive without shotguns?
Nope. They're gone by 2020, done in by the double-whammy of egg blight brought on by poorly mowed lawns and a surge in the red ant population.
It's shotguns that are extinct. Not Mexicans.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:35 pm
by rass
AB_skin_test wrote:
rass wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Wouldn't the quail thrive without shotguns?
Nope. They're gone by 2020, done in by the double-whammy of egg blight brought on by poorly mowed lawns and a surge in the red ant population.
It's shotguns that are extinct. Not Mexicans.
They all froze to death when they went to see "Closed for the winter" at the drive-in theater. All in one car!

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:41 pm
by The Sybian
rass wrote:
Nope. They're gone by 2020, done in by the double-whammy of egg blight brought on by poorly mowed lawns and a surge in the red ant population.
It's shotguns that are extinct. Not Mexicans.[/quote]

They all froze to death when they went to see "Closed for the winter" at the drive-in theater. All in one car![/quote]


Talk about lowriding!

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:42 pm
by The Sybian
AB_skin_test wrote:You'd have to be about 70 to have been in high school then. But it was written by someone pining for the good old days, which weren't always good.

1957 - Schools in Little Rock are AWESOME.
2013 - OMG BLACK PEOPLE FML.

They were pretty good if you were white.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:05 pm
by DC47
1957 was awesome if you were white and a Detroit Lions fan. Man, how times have changed.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:10 am
by brian
DC47 wrote:1957 was awesome if you were white and a Detroit Lions fan. Man, how times have changed.
I never put the pieces together that Brown v. Board of Education was the cause of all of the Lions misery until just now. Mind. Blown.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:06 pm
by The Sybian
Below a picture of a gridlocked highway:

Only 49 more states to go! Hooray for Florida !

I-95 and I-75 will be jammed for the next month or so with druggies and deadbeats heading North out of Florida , because this is the first state in the union to require drug testing to receive welfare!

Hooray for Florida ! In signing the new law, Republican Gov. Rick Scott said, "If Floridians want welfare, they better make sure they are drug-free."


I strongly feel the need to reply that this program is costing the state more money than it is saving them on depriving welfare to drug users, and that the testing company used is owned by Governor Rick Scott, who proposed the law.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:25 pm
by Jerloma
Also, haven't like less than 1% of them actually failed the drug test?

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:29 pm
by Pruitt
I guess those 10 people who died in Alaska are just chump change compared to a sexy 777 crash in SFO. Not to mention the hundreds of others who die every day in just bland ways, or maybe those folks who go to bed hungry nightly.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:01 pm
by A_B
The Sybian wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:You'd have to be about 70 to have been in high school then. But it was written by someone pining for the good old days, which weren't always good.

1957 - Schools in Little Rock are AWESOME.
2013 - OMG BLACK PEOPLE FML.

They were pretty good if you were white.
Cant slip one by the sybian. Now we know why you had to be the baggage check guy.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:04 pm
by The Sybian
AB_skin_test wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:You'd have to be about 70 to have been in high school then. But it was written by someone pining for the good old days, which weren't always good.

1957 - Schools in Little Rock are AWESOME.
2013 - OMG BLACK PEOPLE FML.

They were pretty good if you were white.
Cant slip one by the sybian. Now we know why you had to be the baggage check guy.

I have been Captain Obvious lately, huh. Or in this case, going for the low hanging fruit. I'll try to up my game, AB.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:24 pm
by DC47
brian wrote:
DC47 wrote:1957 was awesome if you were white and a Detroit Lions fan. Man, how times have changed.
I never put the pieces together that Brown v. Board of Education was the cause of all of the Lions misery until just now. Mind. Blown.
It was actually Bobby Layne v. Detroit Lions. The Bobby Layne Curse, which ensued after he was traded to Pittsburgh


Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:51 am
by The Sybian
Jerloma wrote:Also, haven't like less than 1% of them actually failed the drug test?

But hey, whatever gets the State Treasury funds into the Governor's private bank accounts...

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:58 am
by govmentchedda
The Sybian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Also, haven't like less than 1% of them actually failed the drug test?

But hey, whatever gets the State Treasury funds into the Governor's private bank accounts...

And, elected officials (also recipients of State money) are not subject to the drug tests.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:04 am
by Johnnie
govmentchedda wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Also, haven't like less than 1% of them actually failed the drug test?

But hey, whatever gets the State Treasury funds into the Governor's private bank accounts...

And, elected officials (also recipients of State money) are not subject to the drug tests.
Lucky for Rick Scott since he signed a bill into law that bans any “device, machine, or system” that requires money, a code, or “information” used to play any game with an unpredictable outcome because online gambling is the worst thing ever, apparently.

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:23 am
by The Sybian
Johnnie wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:
And, elected officials (also recipients of State money) are not subject to the drug tests.
Lucky for Rick Scott since he signed a bill into law that bans any “device, machine, or system” that requires money, a code, or “information” used to play any game with an unpredictable outcome because online gambling is the worst thing ever, apparently.
And the State closed all internet cafes because gambling could happen there. Totally fucked up, nothing like Big Government interfering to close small businesses. An internet cafe owner (former owner) already filed a suit that the legislation is overly broad, as it prevents the use of all computers, cell phones and devices with internet access from being used anywhere in the state. Friggen dumbest law.