Official balls and cock thread
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Man, talk about a Vienna huge penis
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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There's a great Instagram feed @dicklatte with tons of similar shots.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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The military is so uptight. I really hope that that is tough language and nothing happens. Everyone affected by it seemed to find it funny.
But then again, rape culture. Patriarchy. Men being bad. Etc.
But then again, rape culture. Patriarchy. Men being bad. Etc.
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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Prince Edward Island is the cutest part of Canada. 140,000 people now, 140,000 people forever.
I went out with a woman whose family was from PEI. She explained the stability of PEI's population like this - "Woman gets pregnant, man leaves the island."
Just some background...
I went out with a woman whose family was from PEI. She explained the stability of PEI's population like this - "Woman gets pregnant, man leaves the island."
Just some background...
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Tim Hortons.


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One milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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On the same thread...
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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One milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Two classics!
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Election time in Ontario...


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Too bad I couldn’t get my hands on that one when I was in Portland.
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Glad they circled it in the photo, would have missed it otherwise.
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That’s why you must stay vigilant.Johnny Carwash wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:55 pm Glad they circled it in the photo, would have missed it otherwise.
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Not far from my house.


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An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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I feel like I’m going to regret not just starting a “Bigfoot’s Dick” thread.
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Totally Kafkaesque
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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An Air Force bomber commander told his airmen to stop drawing penises — they didn't, and he got fired
OMG. This is fucking ri-dick-ulous.
OMG. This is fucking ri-dick-ulous.
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EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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What more could you expect from the 69th Expeditionary Bomber Squadron?Johnnie wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:27 pm An Air Force bomber commander told his airmen to stop drawing penises — they didn't, and he got fired
OMG. This is fucking ri-dick-ulous.
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One milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Dicks all the way down. The ‘world dick’ or ‘all-dick’ pretty closely matches my spiritual ethos.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.