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Re: Bagels
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:02 pm
by bfj
The Sybian wrote:bfj wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen put your two hands together for AB and the Kentucky Goyim.
Authentic klezmer music?
There's no jug player in a klezmer band.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:23 am
by mister d
The last bagel left was cinnamon raisin and I really wanted a bagel so I got it and it was not only bad because it was cinnamon raisin but it also had sugar on top so it super bad and also gave me diabetes and there's a very good chance I never eat another cinnamon raisin bagel for the rest of my life.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:40 am
by rass
The good news is that diabetes can take decades off your life so now maybe there's less of a chance of you ever being forced into this situation again.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:44 am
by Jerloma
It really is the worst bagel. I'm blown away by it's mass appeal. Fucking humans.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:03 am
by mister d
I even stepped back and thought things over before doing it. In my (slight) defense, I didn't see it beforehand. Had I seen the fucking sugar, I would have been out.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:45 am
by Pruitt
Cinnamon raisin bagels is like Highland Park and Sprite.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:09 am
by TT2.0
i eat cinnamon raisin bagels and put butter on them and i dont give a good goddamn what you people think
Re: Bagels
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:27 am
by HaulCitgo
Me too. And the butter is free at panera but a scoop of cream cheese costs two bucks. Blueberry and cinnamon sugar are also good.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:07 am
by Ryan
TT2.0 wrote:i eat cinnamon raisin bagels and put butter on them and i dont give a good goddamn what you people think
You also put helmets on autistic people
Re: Bagels
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:12 am
by TT2.0
Ryan wrote:TT2.0 wrote:i eat cinnamon raisin bagels and put butter on them and i dont give a good goddamn what you people think
You also put helmets on autistic people
do.....do you not?
Re: Bagels
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:38 am
by Ryan
Only if there's no cream cheese lol elbow nudge
Re: Bagels
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:47 pm
by Pruitt
TT2.0 wrote:i eat cinnamon raisin bagels and put butter on them and i dont give a good goddamn what you people think
Maybe it's a heritage thing, but in my mind, bagels aren't a pastry. A cinnamon-raisin bagel is closer to being a donut than a bagel.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:44 am
by A_B
I just had a plain one with Pineapple cream cheese and I don't care who knows it.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:29 am
by sancarlos
A_B wrote:I just had a plain one with Pineapple cream cheese and I don't care who knows it.
Actually, pineapple cream cheese sounds good to me, too. I've never seen it, though.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:30 am
by A_B
sancarlos wrote:A_B wrote:I just had a plain one with Pineapple cream cheese and I don't care who knows it.
Actually, pineapple cream cheese sounds good to me, too. I've never seen it, though.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:37 am
by rass
sancarlos wrote:A_B wrote:I just had a plain one with Pineapple cream cheese and I don't care who knows it.
Actually, pineapple cream cheese sounds good to me, too. I've never seen it, though.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:39 am
by wlu_lax6
The first quality bagel after passover is a delight that you non-matzoh eating folks just don't understand
oh and pineapple cream cheese sounds like something that should only be leveraged for making a dessert.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:40 am
by A_B
I figure this will spawn the OFFICIAL CRAFT CREAM CHEESE THREAD
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:59 am
by Pruitt
wlu_lax6 wrote:The first quality bagel after passover is a delight that you non-matzoh eating folks just don't understand
oh and pineapple cream cheese sounds like something that should only be leveraged for making a dessert.
Countdown has begun...
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:41 am
by mister d
I'm 100% against anything sweetening up a bagel. No fruit in cream cheese.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:58 am
by The Sybian
A_B wrote:I figure this will spawn the OFFICIAL CRAFT CREAM CHEESE THREAD
It's spelled Kraft
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:36 pm
by Steve of phpBB
mister d wrote:I'm 100% against anything sweetening up a bagel. No fruit in cream cheese.
Fruit in cream cheese is okay (I like the pineapple stuff), but it has to be on toast, not a bagel.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:36 pm
by wlu_lax6
mister d wrote:I'm 100% against anything sweetening up a bagel. No fruit in cream cheese.
For a kid who went to Catholic school that is very Jewish of you.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:43 pm
by mister d
Certain things are worth being a purist on.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:46 pm
by Rush2112
I like a good sun dried tomato schmear.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 7:09 am
by rass
Re: Bagels
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:20 pm
by Shirley
Imperiously
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:08 am
by rass
We have Friday breakfast meetings here at work, with a different team member responsible for bringing food each week. Bagels are by far the most common (and popular) breakfast item, and as a result I've been able to sample a fair number of offerings from bagel shops in North Jersey (Union/Essex/Bergen).
This place might be my personal favorite. Chewy, doughy. Everything bagels generously covered on both sides. Even the veggie cream cheese is great.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:17 am
by mister d
If you're ever in a faraway place called "Philadelphia", the veggie cream cheese at Knead is outstanding.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:25 am
by RSmith
To each his own, but it must be said: bagels are unconditionally horrid.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:27 am
by Rex
Unpopular food opinion: while bad bagels most definitely exist, "good bagels" do not.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:28 am
by RSmith
Rex wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:27 am
Unpopular food opinion: while bad bagels most definitely exist, "good bagels" do not.
Bang on!
Sadly, I must admit that there is always a healthy supply of bagels at my house, but only because my eldest daughter would otherwise skip breakfast...
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:30 am
by mister d
Fucking idiots.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:34 am
by Rex
I eat bagels probably once or twice a week, I don't hate them. But bagel eating is mostly about the avoidance of bad bagels, let's face it.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:37 am
by P.D.X.
What a way to go through life.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:40 am
by RSmith
I had a bagel once, in 2001. That was quite sufficient...
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:42 am
by mister d
ImaginaryMan wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:40 am
I had a bagel once, in 2001. That was quite sufficient...
That's totally something Morrissey would say.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:44 am
by RSmith
mister d wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:42 am
ImaginaryMan wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:40 am
I had a bagel once, in 2001. That was quite sufficient...
That's totally something Morrissey would say.
Ouch mate. Honestly. That is below the belt on a Golota-esque level.
I'm genuinely rethinking my position...
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:50 am
by mister d
Felt good about that one.
Re: Bagels
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:36 pm
by RSmith
mister d wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:50 am
Felt good about that one.
I bow to you sir. You've found my weakness. Well, one of many. ;-)