Official Spammer Discussion Thread

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:05 am

The latest one reads like a lost verse from Summer Girls.

Nail flora is caused by a fungous incident
Allergy medicine makes me depressed
I think it's fly
When girls stop by
For the summer
For the summer

Post by **Shirley** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:14 pm

I just whacked a bunch of spam accounts created in the last two days. I also went and wrote a new set of sports questions for our user signup. I have to do that about twice a year when the robots figure us out.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:12 pm

I, for one, welcome RebeccaFap.

drchuck · Post by **drchuck** » Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:21 am

this seems to be the most appropriate place to announce that (thanks to Bengal) I've found the present iteration of the Swamp.

please don't delete me.

chuck

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:34 am

drchuck wrote:this seems to be the most appropriate place to announce that (thanks to Bengal) I've found the present iteration of the Swamp.

please don't delete me.

chuck

Life is looking up. Welcome back, Chuck.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:05 pm

drchuck wrote:this seems to be the most appropriate place to announce that (thanks to Bengal) I've found the present iteration of the Swamp.

please don't delete me.

chuck

Hip Hip Hooray. Welcome back Doctor. Was thinking about MatchNight the other day.

drchuck · Post by **drchuck** » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:07 pm

good God, man, that's a LONG time gone

there's a link for some writing on other things in the .sig

been camped out in the central Appalachians for a while doing the professor thing and I have some thoughts

but I may banter about the soccer someday soon as well

Post by **brian** » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:15 pm

We can use some more anti-Trump Republicans in these parts too. Poor AB is on an island.

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:20 am

I guess it's time to update the antispam questions again.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:17 am

Shirley wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:20 am I guess it's time to update the antispam questions again.

Did you change it to "Ballpark me 2+2"?

duff · Post by **duff** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:17 am

And we all were hoping the Ben Affleck thread was true, right?

Joe K · Post by **Joe K** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:21 am

duff wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:17 am And we all were hoping the Ben Affleck thread was true, right?

I saw that title right after waking up and definitely did a doubletake.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:57 am

"Helen Mirren’s 8 Best Movies"

Well targeted spam.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:12 am

The post that said cilantro was good really opened Pandora's Box

duff · Post by **duff** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:28 am

So sad to read about Little Monica Monogatari

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:37 am

Joe K wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:21 am
duff wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:17 am And we all were hoping the Ben Affleck thread was true, right?
I saw that title right after waking up and definitely did a doubletake.

Same here. "Whoa... ah, spam."

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:30 am

BSF21 wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:17 am
Shirley wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:20 am I guess it's time to update the antispam questions again.
Did you change it to "Ballpark me 2+2"?

Maybe it's not bots creating accounts. Very hard to keep humans out.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:32 am

Change the signup question to "Where are the scores?" or something. No one new ever joins anyway.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:56 pm

Wouldn’t two factor auth work here?

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:42 pm

EnochRoot wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:56 pm Wouldn’t two factor auth work here?

We don't have fancy SMS or phone-calling services here.

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:48 am

That's some great gibberish.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:24 am

Just you

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:28 am

Johnny Carwash wrote: Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:24 am Just you

Aces!

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:53 pm

Holy shit that’s good.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:55 pm

We’re all fucked.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:55 pm

WTF? Is that a joke I'm missing?

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:01 pm

Holy shit, that is amazing.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:21 pm

Pretty impressive.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:31 pm

Holy fuck. Crazy. A spambot looking for a 3 way.

Post by **Shirley** » Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:54 pm

Now, normally when I delete a spammer, I delete all their posts as well. I'm keeping that one.

(sorry, Giff. The dude was from Estonia. It wasn't going to work out.)

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:18 am

MariaUnoca1 wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:06 am Hello))

I know that your forum is not about that,

No lie.

MariaUnoca1 wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:06 am but I have been watching you for a long time - and so I decided to register.

At once I will tell - I want to get acquainted with the worthy man;)
My name is Masha, 22 years old, not married. From Moscow.

Lame that she couldn't at least give us a stock photo to look at (I removed the link but it didn't work).

MariaUnoca1 wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:06 am To be honest, I have long been disappointed in dating sites,
some louts and anxious.

I love... intimate conversations, but not with every counter ;)
I will write my skype, unsubscribed in a personal, in response to your photos!

Or send me an email:
{snip}
___
Added later:

I apologize, it seems the photo did not load here. Your forum is buggy! :(

Oh shit! The broken image link was a setup. She's negging us!

MariaUnoca1 wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:06 am Come to my profile:
{snip}
(this dating site has long been tired, but it's a pity to delete ...)

Write to me! ;)

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:13 am

Wait - you got a PM too?

I thought she liked me best.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:25 am

I grabbed that before the post was deleted.

duff · Post by **duff** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:27 am

Damn, I thought I was the one. She even addressed it to me. Fucking cock tease.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:51 am

I'm a good gentleman!

duff · Post by **duff** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:23 am

Some SPAM BOT is reporting on other spam.

and posting me! in very large type with unnecessary usage of exclamation points.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:31 pm

Too bad there are only fake guys here.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:50 pm

I thought it was that girl that DaveinSeattle dated for a bit, long ago.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:24 pm

Syb, you might like one of the new posts.