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Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:26 pm
by DaveInSeattle
Marcos Alonso has a fantastic head of hair.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:46 pm
by govmentchedda
Agreed. Seems like there's a Shrek character, or Kenneth Branagh role, with something similar. I've been too lazy to search it.


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Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 3:19 pm
by Shirley
DaveInSeattle wrote:Marcos Alonso has a fantastic head of hair.


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Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:54 pm
by Baloney
tennbengal wrote:Do we have an other leagues in Europe thread? Can we use this one? Because...PULISIC.

How about Romanian penalty takers

https://youtu.be/fyhXlmZeKss

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:04 pm
by wlu_lax6
Baloney wrote:
tennbengal wrote:Do we have an other leagues in Europe thread? Can we use this one? Because...PULISIC.

How about Romanian penalty takers

https://youtu.be/fyhXlmZeKss


Well there are stats that say it is not as bad shot to take. However, the reaction from fans and teammates is the exact reason most players don't go down the middle. I remember how big a deal this David Vanole save was. Maybe more than the Paul Caliguiri goal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=015X32NTq80

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:45 pm
by mister d
Nice case for reviewing bookings, eh?

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:48 pm
by Sabo
mister d wrote:Nice case for reviewing bookings, eh?


No, it was a perfect call. Absolutely perfect, no complaints whatsoever.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:42 pm
by mister d
A truly brilliant strike.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:48 pm
by mister d
Haaaaaaa.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:53 pm
by The Sybian
brian wrote:Goals waved off by bullshit offsides calls remains one of the most frustrating things about soccer.


Combine that with the ref not calling any of the 4 questionable penalties (one was clearly a pk), and you have Arsenal's loss to Stoke. Throw in some outstanding goalkeeping from Butland, too. I hate soccer.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:56 pm
by Rex

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:39 pm
by govmentchedda
https://twitter.com/RooneyOut/status/89 ... 96192?s=09

This thread is fantastic. I loved the recent karate kick on Ibra from the locker room.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:02 pm
by degenerasian
if anybody wants to simulate the draw for the group stage: https://draw.inker.fun/#/cl/gs

there could possibly be some killer groups ... something like Real-PSG-Liverpool-Leipzig for example. As always there'll also be a couple of "meh" groups.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 11:32 am
by tennbengal

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:15 pm
by mister d
And now I'm singing "Zlatan is back" to the tune of "Satan Says Dance".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7rbzA-2nqk

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 10:19 am
by mister d
Fun AM.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:37 am
by mister d
I know it's been kinda debunked but I really wouldn't get Sterling + $$$ for Sanchez.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:53 am
by tennbengal
This is a pretty crackling read:

https://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2017/8/ ... an-kroenke

ETA: As comprehensive a rundown of how Arsenal finds itself where it does as you will come across.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:40 pm
by The Sybian
tennbengal wrote:This is a pretty crackling read:

https://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2017/8/ ... an-kroenke

ETA: As comprehensive a rundown of how Arsenal finds itself where it does as you will come across.


I'm dreading this read. As much as I would have hated to see Sanchez go, risking losing him on a Free transfer is stupid, and completely not Arsene's usual MO. I have to think Arsene is more worried about his legacy and leaving on a horrendous note than he is about the long term best interest of the club. He us risking the same fate for Ox and Ozil. I've always loved the Ox beyond, but I would have taken the stupid amount of money Liverpool threw at Arsenal for him. Wenger mentioned the possibility of extending Sanchez' contract, but I can't imagine Alexis extending. I'll be shocked if Arsenal is in the title race at any point after December, it's going to be an uphill battle to get back into Champions League. No way Sanchez extends if they are back in the CL next year.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:03 pm
by The Sybian
Ox to Liverpool for £40 Million. Love the Ox, hate to lose him, hate for Liverpool to gain him, but that is way too much for Ox. Another benefit, Wenger can't use Ox as a wingback anymore. Arsenal's move to 3 CBs and 2 wingbacks has been a complete disaster. Ox isn't a fullback, and he was getting made to look foolish defensively. Maybe this scraps the experiment with the 5 back formation.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:30 pm
by govmentchedda
Mbappe to PSG. Really wish they'd gotten Neymar and Mbappe BEFORE I saw them in person this summer.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:54 pm
by mister d
Losing Sancho feels like something that would make me super sad if I followed children's soccer.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:00 pm
by Rex

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:01 pm
by mister d
Perfect pic.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:36 pm
by Pruitt
Spurs signing Llorente is great news. Unlike Jansenn or (shudder) Soldado, here's a guy who can play and score in the Premier League.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:14 pm
by The Sybian
Rex wrote:https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/903366649436352522

That must have been some medical.


He was disappointed when he realized Lady Physio is no longer there.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:18 am
by wlu_lax6
What is funnier, the Term "Drink Driving" or the fact that the vehicle was a Volkswagen Beetle?

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:32 am
by mister d
Feels like the most spot on Mad Lib ever.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:08 pm
by degenerasian
Mourinho!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr1vfm2QbTo[/youtube]

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:45 am
by Pruitt
degenerasian wrote:Mourinho!


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Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:14 am
by mister d
Can someone please explain to me what the argument against Mane's red is based on?

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:17 am
by Sabo
mister d wrote:Can someone please explain to me what the argument against Mane's red is based on?


Basically that he wouldn't have been red carded if it were the 1970s.

No, I think the people who say he shouldn't have been red carded are because there was no clear intent to kick the goalie in the head. Which is utterly moronic, but that's the hill some are choosing to die on.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:09 am
by degenerasian
Sabo wrote:
mister d wrote:Can someone please explain to me what the argument against Mane's red is based on?


Basically that he wouldn't have been red carded if it were the 1970s.

No, I think the people who say he shouldn't have been red carded are because there was no clear intent to kick the goalie in the head. Which is utterly moronic, but that's the hill some are choosing to die on.



Also it's because Klopp made a big deal about it to take the pressure off his team who just lost 5-0.
and Pep agreed with Klopp because what does he care, he just won 5-0.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:12 am
by degenerasian
Shortest and most underwhelming sack race ever. Crystal Palace have sacked Frank de Boer after just four games (and zero goals).

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:29 am
by mister d
Ok, good. I couldn't fathom how spikes high is always bad ... except when its a goalie?

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:38 am
by The Sybian
mister d wrote:Ok, good. I couldn't fathom how spikes high is always bad ... except when its a goalie?


Spikes to the face deserves red IMO, but I am a Librul Snowflake.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:08 pm
by Shirley
In his defense, he was just playing the ball and likely didn't expect the goalie to come out that far. It certainly looked accidental. It's not a dangerous play to high kick like that unless another player is there. But, you have to call it when you cleat someone in the face.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:19 pm
by mister d
Oh yeah, I haven't seen anyone say it was malicious or with intent, but I was under the impression that doesn't matter when your spike is facing forward 4 feet off the ground, leading to ...

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Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:41 pm
by degenerasian
Shirley wrote:In his defense, he was just playing the ball and likely didn't expect the goalie to come out that far. It certainly looked accidental. It's not a dangerous play to high kick like that unless another player is there. But, you have to call it when you cleat someone in the face.


I think he had to see the keeper coming or else why would take take a touch at chest level? He would just run onto it.

Most fouls in soccer happen because a player was a second too early or a second too late.

Re: Premier League 2017/2018

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:02 pm
by Pruitt
degenerasian wrote:
Most fouls in soccer happen because a player was a second too early or a second too late.


Rooney took out Dele Ali this weekend with a nasty tackle that really was a split second away from being an ankle breaker. That split-second was the difference between a yellow and a suspension.