Help a swamper out
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Re: Help a swamper out
That is fantastic - that is "Bob's Burgers" level punniness, and that is a high compliment indeed.
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The lack of a chewy chocolate chip disturbs the force though.
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Everyone's a critic.
Fuck AB. That was brilliant.
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It indeed was I agree. I loved every one of them. Are we not allowed to fuck with each other anymore? Jesus.
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Thanks for the help..It's been a rough year for staffing and behavior -- I was accused of war crimes and compared to Saddam Hussein by a 10 year old -- so puns were a nice distraction. Turns out that I only have 2 students obsessed with Star Wars...which could explain some of the behavior problem.
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Impressed a 10 year old knows who Saddam Hussein was.
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https://www.d3hoops.com/notables/2019/0 ... 1885171576
D3 All-Star Voting!!! Vote for the JHU kid, because... REASONS!
(tight race between The Hop and the kid from Roger Williams.)
D3 All-Star Voting!!! Vote for the JHU kid, because... REASONS!
(tight race between The Hop and the kid from Roger Williams.)
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Re: Help a swamper out
done
Maybe need a separate poll for best logo. I really like the sagehen side-eye.
Maybe need a separate poll for best logo. I really like the sagehen side-eye.
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Re: Help a swamper out
So funny you said that, I looked at that and was like.. "Have I ever seen mascot side-eye before?"rass wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:54 am done
Maybe need a separate poll for best logo. I really like the sagehen side-eye.
Oh, and thanks!
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Done....and lead to a little research on the Claremont Colleges.
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Holy shit... 7670-7651... My dude is down 19 votes!!
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Who should play in the Reese's NABC All-Star Game?
Ryan Bruns, Ohio Northern (3243) 9%
Austin Coene, Roger Williams (7854) 22%
Robert Duax, UW-Platteville (1470) 4%
Michael Gardner, Johns Hopkins (7858) 22%
Daniel Rosenbaum, Pomona-Pitzer (4991) 14%
Calvin Songster, Maryville (Tenn.) (753) 2%
Tyler Stenglein, Nazareth (5267) 15%
Justin Sutton, Medgar Evers (2794) 8%
Ryan Bruns, Ohio Northern (3243) 9%
Austin Coene, Roger Williams (7854) 22%
Robert Duax, UW-Platteville (1470) 4%
Michael Gardner, Johns Hopkins (7858) 22%
Daniel Rosenbaum, Pomona-Pitzer (4991) 14%
Calvin Songster, Maryville (Tenn.) (753) 2%
Tyler Stenglein, Nazareth (5267) 15%
Justin Sutton, Medgar Evers (2794) 8%
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Re: Help a swamper out
Done.
My sister went to JHU.
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My sister went to JHU.
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Re: Help a swamper out
If you thought my request would skew, wait till the FOH army shows up
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She's in first now.
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FOH army is definitely convinced the other girl got a bot, since she made up 8k votes in about 30 minutes. Hell of a ride.
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So the kid i started this thread about is now 20. He apparently is pretty sick with Covid.
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Re: Help a swamper out
My kid has a short 3ish min survey about memes and advertising for her AP Research class and needs more adults in the Swamp age group. If you have a couple minutes before your next Zoom call, please let your voice be heard! Thanks in advance.
Survey fun here!
Survey fun here!
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Sort of disappointed by a lack of a "how do you pronounce 'meme'?" question, but submitted anyway.
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Done.Rams Fanny wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 4:42 pm My kid has a short 3ish min survey about memes and advertising for her AP Research class and needs more adults in the Swamp age group. If you have a couple minutes before your next Zoom call, please let your voice be heard! Thanks in advance.
Survey fun here!
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Thrilled to do a Google survey that is not the "assess if your school-attending children have been endangered by the pandemic this week" one.
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One of several upsetting questions.
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Filled out just like my 41-60 year-old ass.
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Re: Help a swamper out
In.
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Done...but not sure asking a bunch of old geezers like (most of) us is going to give much insight on the effectiveness of using memes as advertising.
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Thanks to all for participating. I think part of it may be that since her generation interacts with influencers and are used to being sold things subtly, they might be more receptive to product placement in a meme whereas us old folks just see funny pictures.
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I hate college board but like a good student generated survey. Done.
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Re: Help a swamper out
Done
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Done
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Yeah this hurt
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Re: Help a swamper out
Could be worse.
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Re: Help a swamper out
We're in the Dad Zone
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Re: Help a swamper out
Grandad maybe.
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Done.
I'm smack dab in the middle of 41-60 (or sort of - Aug '70).
I'm smack dab in the middle of 41-60 (or sort of - Aug '70).
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“And in closing, while I stand behind the data I do acknowledge the demographics are strange because my dad is weird. Thank you”
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