The Swamp

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:30 pm**

Was not expecting that goal line stand. Damn.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:31 pm**

I did not recognize Travolta

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:31 pm**

Not sure he didn't get in, but the NFL continues to not give a shit about ever getting spots correct even though they have the technology. Infuriating.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:37 pm**

Before the game I asked my wife, who never gambles, if she wanted to place some fun bets on the game...I was thinking she’d do the anthem length or color of the Gatorade (which she did). After 10 or so minutes she hands me the iPad back and tells me she accidentally placed the same bet twice. Come to find out the double bet was a $5 bet on the time of the first score...between 5:00 and 5:29 of the first quarter. Paid $250 on a $10 investment.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:39 pm**

Not a really well-played game so far.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:40 pm**

So the KC Punter has the jitters? They're really going with this?

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:44 pm**

That Oatly commercial is why people vote Republican.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:44 pm**

GoodKarma wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:37 pm Before the game I asked my wife, who never gambles, if she wanted to place some fun bets on the game...I was thinking she’d do the anthem length or color of the Gatorade (which she did). After 10 or so minutes she hands me the iPad back and tells me she accidentally placed the same bet twice. Come to find out the double bet was a $5 bet on the time of the first score...between 5:00 and 5:29 of the first quarter. Paid $250 on a $10 investment.

"here honey, try another!"

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:45 pm**

Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:44 pm That Oatly commercial is why people vote Republican.

Because oat milk is healthier and better for the environment? Fuck those snowflakes.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:47 pm**

brian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:45 pm
Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:44 pm That Oatly commercial is why people vote Republican.
Because oat milk is healthier and better for the environment? Fuck those snowflakes.

Yea, that's it.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:47 pm**

Chiefs just don’t want to win this game.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:47 pm**

KC playing like whole ass.

Are they distracted by something?

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:48 pm**

Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:47 pm
brian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:45 pm
Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:44 pm That Oatly commercial is why people vote Republican.
Because oat milk is healthier and better for the environment? Fuck those snowflakes.
Yea, that's it.

Because the jingle is stupid? I honestly don’t understand but whatevs

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:48 pm**

tennbengal wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:47 pm KC playing like whole ass.

Are they distracted by something?

They have the jitters. It's a tough road game.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:51 pm**

Ironically if TB wins it probably cements Antonio Brown’s Hall of Fame induction unless he does something really crazy in the next decade or so. Two-time Super Bowl winners who were the best at their position for a half-decade are hard to keep out of the Hall.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:53 pm**

(And the irony he was mostly a non-factor in both SB wins (if TB wins today) is not lost on me.)

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:59 pm**

brian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:48 pm
Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:47 pm
brian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:45 pm
Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:44 pm That Oatly commercial is why people vote Republican.
Because oat milk is healthier and better for the environment? Fuck those snowflakes.
Yea, that's it.
Because the jingle is stupid? I honestly don’t understand but whatevs

Because, believe it or not, the earthy, crunchy Whole Foods type crowd is incredibly insufferable and that commercial with the CEO playing a ukelele in a field for a non-milk milk (because actual milk requires tits) plays into their superiority complex over everyone else.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:00 pm**

Jason Alexander looked like a Kardashian

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:03 pm**

rass wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:00 pm Jason Alexander looked like a Kardashian

Still making bank off a job that ended nearly 23 years ago.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:05 pm**

sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:03 pm
rass wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:00 pm Jason Alexander looked like a Kardashian
Still making bank off a job that ended nearly 23 years ago.

Even Gwen has had less work done

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:07 pm**

Gwen Stefani trying to look like Ariana Grande is just sad.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:10 pm**

Romo not having a good game. He might have nerves himself.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:11 pm**

brian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:10 pm Romo not having a good game. He might have nerves himself.

I mean, I am in the minority who thinks he's over-rated and frankly kinda awful. So he sounds about par for the course to my ear.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:12 pm**

brian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:51 pm Ironically if TB wins it probably cements Antonio Brown’s Hall of Fame induction unless he does something really crazy in the next decade or so. Two-time Super Bowl winners who were the best at their position for a half-decade are hard to keep out of the Hall.

When did Antonio Brown win his first?

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:12 pm**

Andy Reid wearing his mask like a feeding bag.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:12 pm**

I agree with Brian. I am a big Romo fan. But, he's not on his game today.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:13 pm**

Now Antonio Brown is Hall of Famer.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:15 pm**

degenerasian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:13 pm Now Antonio Brown is Hall of Famer.

Crackerjack.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:15 pm**

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:12 pm
brian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:51 pm Ironically if TB wins it probably cements Antonio Brown’s Hall of Fame induction unless he does something really crazy in the next decade or so. Two-time Super Bowl winners who were the best at their position for a half-decade are hard to keep out of the Hall.
When did Antonio Brown win his first?

Super Bowl 45. But forgot Pittsburgh lost that one.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:17 pm**

brian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:15 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:12 pm
brian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:51 pm Ironically if TB wins it probably cements Antonio Brown’s Hall of Fame induction unless he does something really crazy in the next decade or so. Two-time Super Bowl winners who were the best at their position for a half-decade are hard to keep out of the Hall.
When did Antonio Brown win his first?
Super Bowl 45. But forgot Pittsburgh lost that one.

I know this sounds stupid but Super Bowl XL was in Detroit and AB played so many games at Ford Field I tricked myself into thinking he was on that Steeler team but he wasn’t obvs

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:18 pm**

Now, while I like a 21-6 score heading into halftime, there was a really shitty Colts/Pats AFC Championship game that ended up the other way for Brady.

Reche Caldwell (RIP) stone hands'd a walk-in touchdown that could've clinched it. And Troy Brown went the wrong way in a 3rd and 4 that also could've clinched it.

No bueno that day.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:19 pm**

You know who's from Detroit? Jerome Bettis! Had no idea.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:21 pm**

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:24 pm**

brian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:07 pm Gwen Stefani trying to look like Ariana Grande is just sad.

My thought process was "Gwen Stefani/Lady Gaga/Ariana Grande/Iggy Azalea/some other celebrity I don't recognize/OK I guess it is Gwen Stefani because there's that guy she is married to"

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:26 pm**

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:28 pm**

Even my mom is bitching about the penalty flags. Get it together KC!

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:29 pm**

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:24 pm
brian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:07 pm Gwen Stefani trying to look like Ariana Grande is just sad.
My thought process was "Gwen Stefani/Lady Gaga/Ariana Grande/Iggy Azalea/some other celebrity I don't recognize/OK I guess it is Gwen Stefani because there's that guy she is married to"

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:29 pm**

Rex wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:28 pm Even my mom is bitching about the penalty flags. Get it together KC!

That PI in the end zone was some bullshit though. The other flags seemed mostly legit. Brady was throwing that last PI away. Manute Bol couldn't have caught that pass.

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:31 pm**

Posted: **Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:32 pm**

Hey, Dsafe - they could have used a better sound man for this halftime show.

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