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Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:45 am
by The Sybian
Nonlinear FC wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:43 am Mine hurt during the procedure. Not just the shot.

That was many years ago and I still feel it on my left side.

I'd do it again. Not having to deal with contraception is AWESOME.
That's what the birth control pill is for.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:46 am
by A_B
The Sybian wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:45 am
Nonlinear FC wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:43 am Mine hurt during the procedure. Not just the shot.

That was many years ago and I still feel it on my left side.

I'd do it again. Not having to deal with contraception is AWESOME.
That's what the birth control pill is for.
Wife's GYN took her off of it is why i'm going in.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:48 am
by Nonlinear FC
Exactly, my wife was dealing with other pretty minor (but could get worse) health issues and had to come off the pill.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:58 am
by Giff
I was all prepared to have mine done last spring break, but my buddy had an awful time with his and now I'm scared.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:06 am
by mister d
I blame Kranepool for my fear.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am
by rass
You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
by bfj
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:32 am
by A_B
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I had to explain to a long gone Swamper once that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
I miss Howard.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:38 am
by brian
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
No, that's a bris.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:15 am
by bfj
brian wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:38 am
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
No, that's a bris.
You’re telling me. Woof. Only time I was ever woozy at the sight of blood.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:24 am
by mister d
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:15 am
brian wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:38 am
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
No, that's a bris.
You’re telling me. Woof. Only time I was ever woozy at the sight of ...d.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:29 am
by bfj
mister d wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:24 am
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:15 am
brian wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:38 am
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
No, that's a bris.
You’re telling me. Woof. Only time I was ever woozy at the sight of ...d.
Meh

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:30 am
by The Sybian
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:15 am
brian wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:38 am
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
No, that's a bris.
You’re telling me. Woof. Only time I was ever woozy at the sight of blood.
I can still say my own bris is the only one I've ever been to.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:39 am
by Ryan
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Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:38 pm
by Giff
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:15 am
brian wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:38 am
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
No, that's a bris.
You’re telling me. Woof. Only time I was ever woozy at the sight of blood.
Meanwhile my kids come home from picking up the youngest at pre-school after having witnessed the immediate aftermath of a teacher falling and hitting her head. My three-year-old: "There was blood EVERYWHERE, daddy!"

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:47 pm
by bfj
Thank gd for that turn, I thought they performed a bris at school.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:21 pm
by Giff
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:47 pm Thank gd for that turn, I thought they performed a bris at school.
Nope, it's Lutheran.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:36 pm
by bfj
Giff wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:21 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:47 pm Thank gd for that turn, I thought they performed a bris at school.
Nope, it's Lutheran.
I wonder how many mohels there are in Waco.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:42 pm
by Pruitt
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:36 pm
Giff wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:21 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:47 pm Thank gd for that turn, I thought they performed a bris at school.
Nope, it's Lutheran.
I wonder how many mohels there are in Waco.
About 5 years ago, the #2 Rabbi at my synagogue left to lead the Reform Jewish synagogue in Corpus Christi. I still find it funny.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:36 am
by brian
Pruitt wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:42 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:36 pm
Giff wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:21 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:47 pm Thank gd for that turn, I thought they performed a bris at school.
Nope, it's Lutheran.
I wonder how many mohels there are in Waco.
About 5 years ago, the #2 Rabbi at my synagogue left to lead the Reform Jewish synagogue in Corpus Christi. I still find it funny.
Especially given the name of the town, yes.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:28 pm
by Pruitt
brian wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:36 am
Pruitt wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:42 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:36 pm
Giff wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:21 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:47 pm Thank gd for that turn, I thought they performed a bris at school.
Nope, it's Lutheran.
I wonder how many mohels there are in Waco.
About 5 years ago, the #2 Rabbi at my synagogue left to lead the Reform Jewish synagogue in Corpus Christi. I still find it funny.
Especially given the name of the town, yes.
Nice guy, but he had a disconcerting habit of picking at his nose during meetings - especially the one on ones.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:22 pm
by A_B
Tomorrow!

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:33 pm
by brian
A_B wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:22 pmTomorrow!
Congrats! (I guess?)

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:52 pm
by A_B
brian wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:33 pm
A_B wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:22 pmTomorrow!
Congrats! (I guess?)

Yeah. Weird I know. But you guys are family. Wanted to make sure you knew it was nut cuttin time.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:55 pm
by govmentchedda
Piece of cake. You got this, McBeam!

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:55 pm
by A_B
Harsh. But fair.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:26 am
by Pruitt
Good luck - while it's no fun watching people approach your nuts with sharp objects, it really will be over before you know it.

Then you have an excuse to sit around doing nothing for a couple of days.

And the best of all - no more condoms!

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:26 am
by Square Rob
Good luck AB, and AB’s doc.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:40 am
by rass
Good luck man!

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:04 am
by An Echidna
A-Bro, I hope you have better results than I did. Just look at this bullshit:

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Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:34 am
by The Sybian
A_B wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:52 pm
brian wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:33 pm
A_B wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:22 pmTomorrow!
Congrats! (I guess?)

Yeah. Weird I know. But you guys are family. Wanted to make sure you knew it was nut cuttin time.
Since we are family... why now? Wife has to be close to menopause, right?

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:45 am
by A_B
The Sybian wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:34 am
A_B wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:52 pm
brian wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:33 pm
A_B wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:22 pmTomorrow!
Congrats! (I guess?)

Yeah. Weird I know. But you guys are family. Wanted to make sure you knew it was nut cuttin time.
Since we are family... why now? Wife has to be close to menopause, right?
They took her off the meds and she isn't menopausal yet. And yes, it is very late.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:30 pm
by BSF21
Plus your cousin can always end up pregnant in KY so it's a good idea.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:01 pm
by A_B
BSF21 wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:30 pm Plus your cousin can always end up pregnant in KY so it's a good idea.
Indiana is just Kentucky with a better Louisville.

So far ok. Tender. Peas are the truth. Left side hurt more than I expected but right side was easy. Teaching hospital so we had a damn roomful. My reputation clearly preceded me.

I didn’t think I’d need the percs but I have already popped one. I don’t care for them much because they make me nauseous, but it has definitely dulled pain.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:07 pm
by brian
Bummer they make you nauseous because Percocets are the truth. Only thing that took the edge off the pain of my skull fusing itself back together. Once I didn't need them any more I squirreled away the last 10 or so for recreational use. I totally understand how people can get addicted to opioids.

Anyway, glad you're doing OK and they didn't accidentally neuter you.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:10 pm
by A_B
No, they neutered me on purpose?

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:12 pm
by brian
A_B wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:10 pm No, they neutered me on purpose?
Maybe I'm confusing neutered and whatever the word is for when they just cut your balls (but not your penis!) completely off.

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:14 pm
by Pruitt
brian wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:12 pm
A_B wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:10 pm No, they neutered me on purpose?
Maybe I'm confusing neutered and whatever the word is for when they just cut your balls (but not your penis!) completely off.
That is "neutering.


Some of us here have been "improved."

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:14 pm
by sancarlos
A_B wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:10 pm No, they neutered me on purpose?
Then get yourself some Neuticles!

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:16 pm
by A_B
brian wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:12 pm
A_B wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:10 pm No, they neutered me on purpose?
Maybe I'm confusing neutered and whatever the word is for when they just cut your balls (but not your penis!) completely off.
Ah. I didn’t realize neutering was basically castration. I dunno. I’ve gone from nauseous to high as a kite.