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Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 5:28 pm
by Pruitt
mister d wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:58 pm Those are the kind of jokes that …







UNITAS!!!
I laughed anyway.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 8:46 am
by Tom 1860
sancarlos wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 5:05 pm
Tom 1860 wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:32 am his typical whiny bullshit
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hey, I wrote some pretty lovely things about Elway before I let rip.

He was a wonderful player, but...

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 10:53 am
by tennbengal

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 10:55 am
by tennbengal
Heh


Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:07 am
by DSafetyGuy
I'm not following anyone from "Giants twitter", but I did get this before the fight, which accurately sums up anything re-tweeted into my timeline about them this far:


Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:29 am
by tennbengal
I don't follow "Giants twitter" either - but -yeah - its oozing into my timeline. For hilarious reasons.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:30 am
by L-Jam3
I dated a girl a few years back who Mike Tanier taught HS math to.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:34 am
by tennbengal
So, Jonathan Taylor probably not a first round back anymore?


Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:37 am
by tennbengal

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 4:36 pm
by Tom 1860
tennbengal wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:37 am
All this happening now is just gravy...

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 4:32 pm
by mister d
Urban Meyer to use Winners and Losers drill to help determine Jacksonville Jaguars' cuts

This seems incredibly stupid and probably lazy. Aren't you going to end up having players focus on conserving energy for one-on-one drills versus practicing like they would on a normal team?

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 4:35 pm
by EdRomero
mister d wrote: Wed Aug 04, 2021 4:32 pm Urban Meyer to use Winners and Losers drill to help determine Jacksonville Jaguars' cuts

This seems incredibly stupid and probably lazy. Aren't you going to end up having players focus on conserving energy for one-on-one drills versus practicing like they would on a normal team?
Worked for Robert California

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 4:59 pm
by Pruitt
mister d wrote: Wed Aug 04, 2021 4:32 pm Urban Meyer to use Winners and Losers drill to help determine Jacksonville Jaguars' cuts

This seems incredibly stupid and probably lazy. Aren't you going to end up having players focus on conserving energy for one-on-one drills versus practicing like they would on a normal team?
"But I've had to make decisions on who starts, and it's not fair to players to say, 'Well, I'm starting [you] because I like you or because you're from Ohio.' It's just, 'Here's the stats.' They say statistics are for losers, and my comment is usually losers say statistics are for losers."
Tell Canton to get the plaque ready...

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 5:31 pm
by Rams Fanny
Pruitt wrote: Wed Aug 04, 2021 4:59 pm
mister d wrote: Wed Aug 04, 2021 4:32 pm Urban Meyer to use Winners and Losers drill to help determine Jacksonville Jaguars' cuts

This seems incredibly stupid and probably lazy. Aren't you going to end up having players focus on conserving energy for one-on-one drills versus practicing like they would on a normal team?
"But I've had to make decisions on who starts, and it's not fair to players to say, 'Well, I'm starting [you] because I like you or because you're from Ohio.' It's just, 'Here's the stats.' They say statistics are for losers, and my comment is usually losers say statistics are for losers."
Tell Canton to get the plaque ready...
Since he's determining jobs after 5 reps, I wonder if he would like the "every man's got a record" criteria applied to him after five games this season?

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 6:38 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Seems like a loser's idea of making winners.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 7:34 pm
by sancarlos
If one took Meyer's tactic to a ridiculous extreme, he'd keep an old, injury-prone, overpriced player with no upside over a young guy with loads of potential, if he did a bit better in drills.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 7:39 pm
by govmentchedda
My evergreen comment stands

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 7:41 pm
by mister d
And then use "look, he did tangibly better (at the test I made the absolute factor)" as the end-all to any questioning of decisions. But I can't possibly see that happening.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:06 pm
by sancarlos

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:14 pm
by brian
That’s a Michigan State education for you.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:50 pm
by EnochRoot
Qirk Qousins.

Qouch.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:44 pm
by tennbengal
This explains some of it. Ffs


Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:02 pm
by Johnnie
You like that?

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 6:21 am
by tennbengal

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 6:27 am
by bfj
Lamar Jackson is not vaccinated, has had COVID twice, and posts anti Vax crap to his IG pages. So proud of my QB.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 8:15 am
by Gunpowder
tennbengal wrote: Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:44 pm This explains some of it. Ffs

Everybody on fuckin' Earth "has an agenda". Mike Zimmer has an agenda. Big Bird has an agenda. Uncle Sam has an agenda.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 9:26 am
by mister d
You know who doesn't have an agenda? A preacher.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:06 am
by brian
Many people don't remember this now, but one of the reasons Cousins fell to the fourth round in the draft was his batshit crazy dad.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:07 am
by brian
Or maybe I'm thinking of Connor Cook's dad. What the fuck is it with Michigan State QBs and their fucking crazy-ass fascist fathers?

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:20 am
by brian
NFL coaches are fucking nuts. I wonder if they're all somehow deciding to take the opposite lesson of Ted Lasso.
“My message to the team is very clear: We attack every day. It’s a climb and we’re attacking every day,” he said. “We like to even break it down further than that. We’re not only attacking every day; we’re attacking the little parts of that day, right? The players right now are attacking rest. The coaches, when we’re done here, I’m going to go up with the offensive staff and we’re going to watch the tape and we’re going to attack the crap out of the film. Then we’re going to attack the meeting room, right? Then we’re going to attack the walkthrough, then we are going to attack the meeting room again.”
philadelphiaeagles.com

Hell yeah! Oh hell yeah! Attack that rest!

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 12:00 pm
by L-Jam3
I’m seeing a lot of free autumn Sundays in my immediate future.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 12:06 pm
by mister d
Its really nice. I enjoyed the routine for a while but then it became more like an obligation and being free is lovely.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 12:34 pm
by brian
I like Josh Allen but I’d be at least a little concerned over that extension. I would have thought they might be able to keep the AAV down a little more than $43M/year.

ETA: With the caveat that NFL contracts are bullshit. Of course, he did also get $150M guaranteed, so it's still a huge investment.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 1:12 pm
by Pruitt
brian wrote: Fri Aug 06, 2021 12:34 pm I like Josh Allen but I’d be at least a little concerned over that extension. I would have thought they might be able to keep the AAV down a little more than $43M/year.

ETA: With the caveat that NFL contracts are bullshit. Of course, he did also get $150M guaranteed, so it's still a huge investment.
For that kind of money, you'd hope there's a clause forcing him to get a vaccine.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 1:23 pm
by Rams Fanny
brian wrote: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:20 am NFL coaches are fucking nuts. I wonder if they're all somehow deciding to take the opposite lesson of Ted Lasso.
“My message to the team is very clear: We attack every day. It’s a climb and we’re attacking every day,” he said. “We like to even break it down further than that. We’re not only attacking every day; we’re attacking the little parts of that day, right? The players right now are attacking rest. The coaches, when we’re done here, I’m going to go up with the offensive staff and we’re going to watch the tape and we’re going to attack the crap out of the film. Then we’re going to attack the meeting room, right? Then we’re going to attack the walkthrough, then we are going to attack the meeting room again.”
philadelphiaeagles.com

Hell yeah! Oh hell yeah! Attack that rest!
I realize the journalist in you wouldn't delete the credit, but it would have been fun to play "guess which coach said this?". I'm sure there would have been at least 10 different answers. I would have guessed the lunatic in Detroit.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 2:29 pm
by bfj
brian wrote: Fri Aug 06, 2021 12:34 pm I like Josh Allen but I’d be at least a little concerned over that extension. I would have thought they might be able to keep the AAV down a little more than $43M/year.

ETA: With the caveat that NFL contracts are bullshit. Of course, he did also get $150M guaranteed, so it's still a huge investment.
At the least the Ravens have their floor now. I like Pruitt's vaccine clause idea.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:30 pm
by DSafetyGuy
For the second consecutive season, DirecTV is comping me Sunday Ticket Max for some reason.

ETA: Well, last season was probably a bribe to get me to keep DirecTV through the pandemic, as that email came in late April of 2020.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 5:21 pm
by sancarlos
DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:30 pm For the second consecutive season, DirecTV is comping me Sunday Ticket Max for some reason.

ETA: Well, last season was probably a bribe to get me to keep DirecTV through the pandemic, as that email came in late April of 2020.
I received that email as well. But, I'll be quitting DirecTV just as soon as I can get my wife to get onboard.

Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 5:27 pm
by sancarlos
I'm sure it will come as no surprise to anyone to find out that Nick Bosa's girlfriend's tweets loudly identify her as (also) a racist, homophobic, Trump-supporter who won't get the Covid vaccination. Even so, this thread of her tweets is a thing to behold. I could post them all in this thread, but they go on and on and on... (These tweets were recently brought to light, and she then deleted her Twitter account.)


Re: 2021 NFL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 6:14 pm
by Johnnie
That just keeps going and going. Jesus.