NJ Swampup - Summer 2022
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Foursquare. I'm the only real fan apparently.
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Part of the conditions for my release was to move the bedroom suit we got from my in laws to the bedroom from the garage. So last night I did that and I think I have both a broken back and a hernia. Fun!
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"I wore this while making love to your mother in law and I'd like for you to wear it while making love to our daughter."
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Nothing a couple of hours on a plane and two nights on a couch can't cure.
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Double hilarious considering I have about eight inches on him.
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.
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You know exactly what you did! Is there anything more Kentucky than knowing your FiL's penis size?
Rass, why are you putting AB on a couch? Your wife is out of town, that frees up a spot in your bed, no?
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Peanut went wrong way. Coughing head off at the gate. Being looked at like patient zero for monkeycovidpneumonia.
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Lord cerrano is already asking to pull the bags out and do some cornholin.
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You're half way there
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Fucking dying over here!
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All credit to you. You beat me despite my insistence we do it KY style halfway through.
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For those who might question Rass’s soft rock Bona fides, there is a Gordon light foot cd on the counter.
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Gord’s Gold?
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Can confirm
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Don’t pull that shit again or else I’ll get that band to play your wedding song all day tomorrow while at Rass’s.A_B wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 2:06 pmAll credit to you. You beat me despite my insistence we do it KY style halfway through.
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So, Giff and I are meeting at a beer garden tomorrow. Maybe we can do a long-distance meetup with the Jersey boys.
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A fate worse than deathcerranoredux wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:47 pmDon’t pull that shit again or else I’ll get that band to play your wedding song all day tomorrow while at Rass’s.A_B wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 2:06 pmAll credit to you. You beat me despite my insistence we do it KY style halfway through.
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The bagels here are phenomenal.
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Where did you go?
(Bagels are the one issue that could some day get me ejected from the tri-state area. Best one I've had this year was in Alexandria, VA.)
(Bagels are the one issue that could some day get me ejected from the tri-state area. Best one I've had this year was in Alexandria, VA.)
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Google maps says prestige bagels. Had the lox smear yesterday and that was phenomenal. Taylor ham egg and cheese today on Sybs suggestion.
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Did it meet the hype? I made fun of my Jersey friends for hyping the Taylor ham, egg and cheese. But damn, they were right. I hope you skipped the ketchup. Fuck ketchup
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I skipped the ketchup.The Sybian wrote: ↑Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:42 pmDid it meet the hype? I made fun of my Jersey friends for hyping the Taylor ham, egg and cheese. But damn, they were right. I hope you skipped the ketchup. Fuck ketchup
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Disappointing.A_B wrote: ↑Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:54 pmI skipped the ketchup.The Sybian wrote: ↑Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:42 pmDid it meet the hype? I made fun of my Jersey friends for hyping the Taylor ham, egg and cheese. But damn, they were right. I hope you skipped the ketchup. Fuck ketchup
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Anyone other than those who said they’d be there are here
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Enjoying a beverage courtesy of HaulCitgo. Thank you my friend!
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Rass enjoying a lot of beverages, it appears.
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I’m enjoying Rass enjoying a lot of beverages
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Just glad you guys are paying attention because I’m gonna cross the line at some point and I need someone to let me know when I do.
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Well you just asked cerrano why his box has no hair.
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Yeah I try to be real on here but I did say that before I posted that so I guess I’m the worst
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We can open up room later if anyone wants the late shift.
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