SWAMPCRASH MARCH MADNESS CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK

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Final stats time!
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Three of you (Syb, Pruitt and our champion, Duff) made it the whole way with no wrong answers.
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Oh yeah, in case yinz forgot:

Dunks are 1 point answers

Three pointers are all 1, 2 or 3 point answers

A turnover is the highest point correct answer, the anti-Jordan. The Harold Miner.
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Thanks so much for this. Great time.

I could’ve sworn there was a Crash one time that every question had Jordan in some capacity as a right answer. Like rivers in the Bible, names of the New Kids On The Block, etc.

ETA: 11 Turnovers? Ugh. More than 2 per game. Inexcusable.
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Enjoy the fuckables, duff.

Thanks GPJ for putting this together.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:16 pm Thanks so much for this. Great time.

I could’ve sworn there was a Crash one time that every question had Jordan in some capacity as a right answer. Like rivers in the Bible, names of the New Kids On The Block, etc.

ETA: 11 Turnovers? Ugh. More than 2 per game. Inexcusable.
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Thanks for doing this man. I love the Swampcrashes.
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No prob, I'll do some more in the future.

I probably don't have time to run a full NFL season but from time to time I can do some.
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:37 pm No prob, I'll do some more in the future.

I probably don't have time to run a full NFL season but from time to time I can do some.
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Ryan wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:39 pm
Gunpowder wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:37 pm No prob, I'll do some more in the future.

I probably don't have time to run a full NFL season but from time to time I can do some.
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:43 am OT. The first box of Crayola crayons was produced in 1903 and had 8 colors in the box. Name one of them.

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This may be the only time, but I would like to thank Mexico. That is all.
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Congrats duff, and thanks so much GPJ. That was great.
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tennbengal wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:00 pm How in the fuck was Steve Carlton the most popular answer. This game is confounding.
I was thinking the same thing… thought I had a sure-fire answer there.
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GoodKarma wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:05 pm
tennbengal wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:00 pm How in the fuck was Steve Carlton the most popular answer. This game is confounding.
I was thinking the same thing… thought I had a sure-fire answer there.
I picked him because I drafted him the Swamp All-Time Baseball Draft. What's your guys' excuse?
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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:07 pm
GoodKarma wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:05 pm
tennbengal wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:00 pm How in the fuck was Steve Carlton the most popular answer. This game is confounding.
I was thinking the same thing… thought I had a sure-fire answer there.
I picked him because I drafted him the Swamp All-Time Baseball Draft. What's your guys' excuse?
I listed all the correct answers I knew to my wife and that was the name she picked…she picked it because it sounded close to Steve Kerr and she likes Steve Kerr.
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GoodKarma wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:15 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:07 pm
GoodKarma wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:05 pm
tennbengal wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:00 pm How in the fuck was Steve Carlton the most popular answer. This game is confounding.
I was thinking the same thing… thought I had a sure-fire answer there.
I picked him because I drafted him the Swamp All-Time Baseball Draft. What's your guys' excuse?
I listed all the correct answers I knew to my wife and that was the name she picked…she picked it because it sounded close to Steve Kerr and she likes Steve Kerr.
Steve Kerrlton sounds like a Kristen Wiig SNL bit.
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Would 95 South been marked correct? Pondered that one
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Ryan wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:39 pm
Gunpowder wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:37 pm No prob, I'll do some more in the future.

I probably don't have time to run a full NFL season but from time to time I can do some.
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Can't even say I got eliminated by the eventual champ. Thank you SL and thanks for absolutely nothing, Ryan.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:21 pm Would 95 South been marked correct? Pondered that one
I think 95 South was briefly on the Panthers, so didn't play a full career on one team.
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:59 am 8. Of all the players to win a Hart Trophy (NHL MVP), 11 are still active in the NHL (Joe Thornton hasn't officially retired but I'm considering him inactive). Name one.

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AUSTON MATTHEWS (1): Pruitt
NIKITA KUCHEROV (2): Chedda, Giff
COREY PERRY (2): BSF, Goodkarma
TAYLOR HALL (3): Rush, Ryan, Travzilla
PATRICK KANE (3): Carwash, Ljam, Nonlinear
EVGENI MALKIN (3): Duff, Rass, Sabes
CONNOR MCDAVID (4): Citgo, Mister D, N0EL, Sancarlos
SIDNEY CROSBY (4): Bronto, Cerrano, DaveInSeattle, PDX
ALEXANDER OVECHKIN (7): AB, Bengal, BFJ, Enoch, Rex, Shirley, Sybian

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HENRIK LUNDQVIST (I THINK) - FINISHED 3RD IN 2011: Jerloma

Unanswered:
Carey Price
Leon Draisaitl
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Ataguttaaluk Taxpayers now left to ponder whether it was all worth it.
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Rex wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 4:26 pm Ataguttaaluk Taxpayers now left to ponder whether it was all worth it.
I’m sure the facilities will be used frequently for conventions and will be a boon for the tourism industry.
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Rex wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 4:26 pm Ataguttaaluk Taxpayers now left to ponder whether it was all worth it.
Fuck yeah it was worth it for them. To witness my dominance of trivia boy.
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Jerloma wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 3:21 pm
Gunpowder wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:59 am 8. Of all the players to win a Hart Trophy (NHL MVP), 11 are still active in the NHL (Joe Thornton hasn't officially retired but I'm considering him inactive). Name one.

CORRECT ANSWERS:
AUSTON MATTHEWS (1): Pruitt
NIKITA KUCHEROV (2): Chedda, Giff
COREY PERRY (2): BSF, Goodkarma
TAYLOR HALL (3): Rush, Ryan, Travzilla
PATRICK KANE (3): Carwash, Ljam, Nonlinear
EVGENI MALKIN (3): Duff, Rass, Sabes
CONNOR MCDAVID (4): Citgo, Mister D, N0EL, Sancarlos
SIDNEY CROSBY (4): Bronto, Cerrano, DaveInSeattle, PDX
ALEXANDER OVECHKIN (7): AB, Bengal, BFJ, Enoch, Rex, Shirley, Sybian

INCORRECT ANSWERS (12):
HENRIK LUNDQVIST (I THINK) - FINISHED 3RD IN 2011: Jerloma

Unanswered:
Carey Price
Leon Draisaitl
Sorry...KING is Sid to me, but I didn't realize hockey had another king. It doesn't look like it affected anything fortunately.

Yeah I would suggest next time using a nickname that the player has actually been given
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HaulCitgo wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:21 pm Would 95 South been marked correct? Pondered that one
I don't follow, 95 south for what?
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 8:11 pm
HaulCitgo wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:21 pm Would 95 South been marked correct? Pondered that one
I don't follow, 95 south for what?
Either he’s joking, or he’s confusing “Whomp, There It Is” with “Whoot, There It Is”.
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Yes. Same song two artists. Full credit?
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Great games, GPJ. Thank you.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 9:01 pm Yes. Same song two artists. Full credit?
I’m not sure if you’re serious, but they’re two separate songs:

http://sportsfrog.net/phpbb/viewtopic.p ... 74#p316074
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Fucking legend. He's like I got one hit and it's a cover, but fuck it. Just fuck it! I'm Taco, motherfuckers!

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https://www.songfacts.com/facts/95-sout ... here-it-is

Interesting. The South Florida “regional hit in the black community” didn’t make its way to my white Northeastern suburb. Sounds like Tag Team may have stolen the song.
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Jerloma wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 10:19 pm Fucking legend. He's like I got one hit and it's a cover, but fuck it. Just fuck it! I'm Taco, motherfuckers!

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The Sybian wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 10:27 pm https://www.songfacts.com/facts/95-sout ... here-it-is

Interesting. The South Florida “regional hit in the black community” didn’t make its way to my white Northeastern suburb. Sounds like Tag Team may have stolen the song.
It got at least up to South Jersey, even the white parts.
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I should have gotten all the one hit wonders together in Igloovik to perform at the half.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 9:01 pm Yes. Same song two artists. Full credit?
Hmm. Not sure. I probably would have given you a chance to re-answer it, but it's not exactly the same song otherwise I would have counted it as correct but under Tag Team.
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