NFL Offseason/Draft 2025
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The Lions had the highest rated game on every NFL network they played on this season except Fox (SB 59).
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A reporter once asked Peyton Manning, "Peyton, what kept you going after such a serious neck injury?"
Peyton paused, then said, "You've met Eli, right? The guy who wears helmets off the field. The one with the special rubber pants."
"You might’ve heard that the Giants had to assign someone just to keep track of his favorite blanket during road games so he wouldn’t get fussy. The fact my dad had to chaperone his honeymoon and ended up living with him." Peyton added, rubbing his temples.
"Has he shown you his horse drawings? The ones that look like snakes? Or explained in excruciating detail how he envisions those horses as purple in his head before bringing them to life with crayons? We’ve got to keep an eye on him during those coloring sessions, or the toilet ends up all sorts of colors."
"Did you know Big Bird officiated his wedding? And everyone that attended had to pretend like it was a real 7-foot talking yellow bird, or else risk Eli getting upset and using his unusual strength to ruin the ceremony?"
"My brother is... well, you understand. I just couldn’t retire with fewer Super Bowls than him… I’ll leave it at that."
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Being stuck in that pen can’t possibly be enjoyable, right? Even if they’re not truly penned in like NYE in Times Square, and even if there are bathrooms and refreshments, you’re standing up for hours and have to fight through a crowd to go anywhere and get back to your spot.
Or am I old?
Or am I old?
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Ladies and gentleman please remove your cheese for the national anthem.
Was more excited when I thought that dude was just gonna guitar it.
Was more excited when I thought that dude was just gonna guitar it.
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Green Bay gonna Green Bay
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Just think of how long you're standing there due to when you have to show up to get as close as you get in gen pop.rass wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 6:44 pmBeing stuck in that pen can’t possibly be enjoyable, right? Even if they’re not truly penned in like NYE in Times Square, and even if there are bathrooms and refreshments, you’re standing up for hours and have to fight through a crowd to go anywhere and get back to your spot.
Or am I old?
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lol it’s still cold up there?
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In before brian mentions Detroit had more.
I guess I don’t know what that many people looks like.
I guess I don’t know what that many people looks like.
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Rog says 125,000. Maybe Greenie meant total for the weekend? Liar.
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Drink every time Greenberg mentions his podcast
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So Hunter will be an Eagle by 2028
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yeah I’d be crying too if i had to play for the Patriots
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Who was the fat kid in Breaking Bad? Mason Graham reminds me of him
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Pretty sure Hairston and Stewart enthusiastically congratulated everyone so far except Carter.
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Which will be the same offseason Jeanty joins him in Philly.
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Need the Saints to not take Sanders to make this interesting
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I could only wish.
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Bears taking a TE when they have 23 needs is very Jets energy. Hope it works out for them.
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Damnnnn my first mock had Dallas taking Tyler booker. Shoulda stuck to my guns
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the earlier the Giants panic trade, the earlier i can get to sleep
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So if Dart, Sanders or both are available at 21, Steelers taking them?
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I would dislike either
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It’s defensible in that surrounding Williams with weapons is a good idea. But best case scenario seems to be their rebuilt FA OL works out and they win a lot of shootouts.Rex wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:21 pm Bears taking a TE when they have 23 needs is very Jets energy. Hope it works out for them.
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Can’t take both.Jerloma wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:01 pm So if Dart, Sanders or both are available at 21, Steelers taking them?
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Too much other stuff going on, but that hunter trade is indefensible unless the plan is to play him full-time both ways, right?
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He’d have to be elite at one of them to justify it
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The person who has been nailing picks early all night says no QB
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Haha at that kid asleep at the Dart-y party
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Yes, an all pro at just about any position is worth that after the fact.
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I hate Derrick Harmon. Hopefully I’m wrong.
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Oh I’m asleep alright
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Bills select another guy who was allegedly out their rapin’
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So Browns gotta take Sanders @ 33, right?
Wonder if the Browns regret not taking Hunter now. Getting Hunter and Sanders would have been very interesting and at the very least would have excited the fan base
Wonder if the Browns regret not taking Hunter now. Getting Hunter and Sanders would have been very interesting and at the very least would have excited the fan base
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If you don't think that a guy is all that good, you don't have to take him at any slot.degenerasian wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 11:25 pm So Browns gotta take Sanders @ 33, right?
Wonder if the Browns regret not taking Hunter now. Getting Hunter and Sanders would have been very interesting and at the very least would have excited the fan base
I wouldn't draft just to "excite my fanbase".
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