Super Bowl XLVIII

Bensell · Post by **Bensell** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:45 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Johnnie wrote:Holy shit, this is fucking hysterical.

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Joe Buck's rehabilitation continues!

That is great.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:51 pm

Sabo wrote:
brian wrote:Sir Ian looks scared. Like he's been kidnapped or something.
Sir Ian looks like what I expect Robert Smith of The Cure will look like in 20-25 years.

Only the hair color will need to change. Otherwise, he's already there.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:47 am

Fan with Seahawks tattoo confident

LewP · Post by **LewP** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:01 pm

Check out my prediction!

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sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:41 pm

The Simpsons predicted this Super Bowl back in 2005. I hope they got the outcome right!

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:30 pm

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:22 am

6 inches of the heavy wet snow yesterday here in Toronto...

Blown directly into my dish. Woke up without satellite service. Either this improves, or I'm spending the evening at the Mother In Law's.

Could be the worst Super Sunday since 94.

Tom 1860 · Post by **Tom 1860** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:18 pm

So this year I have tried to introduce my girlfriend of three years to American football.

I did this initially through the medium of fantasy football, which saw her draft a team almost entirely based upon amusingly named players (Including: LeShon McCoy, DeMarco Murray, Demaryrius Thomas, Marques Colston, Denarius Moore, Kenbrell Thompson, Pierre Garson and her personal favourite, Jaquizz Rodgers) and she damn near won the league. This has, as a result made me seriously consider how I draft...

Anyway, I tried to explain my disdain of all things 'Broncos' to her this evening. I went through my loathing of John Elway, the horrible orange shirts and recently, the decision of Peyton Manning to choose Denver over Tennessee. Having listened to my well researched argument and my decision to support the Seahawks in the Super Bowl, she has decided that I am a bit of a cunt!

I believe we are both correct?

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:35 pm

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teeteebee · Post by **teeteebee** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:09 pm

Puppy Bowl on here currently. Son has Strep. Daughter is running around in her room, when she should be napping. I just know she's going to get strep too. Wife just went to the hospital for a 4-12 shift. It's me and the kids for the Super Bowl - hope Renee Fleming doesn't have a wardrobe malfunction.

The official TTB prediction:

Tails

Denver 31
Seattle 24

Manning 314 yards, 3 TDs
Beast mode 117 yards, 2 TDs incl. a 45 yard scamper

howard · Post by **howard** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:10 pm

Tom 1860 wrote:…she has decided that I am a bit of a cunt!

I believe we are both correct?

She is clearly selling you short. As we've long known, you are a tremendous cunt!

howard · Post by **howard** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:12 pm

Come on ref, let 'em play! Three flags already.

ETA: Were I a dog, I doubt I would find the traditional pom-pom poodle hairstyle attractive.

ETAA: Loren racking up yards, but bogged down in the red zone three times. Key takeaway by Bayla at the one.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:49 pm

Feeling strangely confident today. Not like 2 weeks ago against the Niners, who were clearly a better team then the Broncos. Sure, Peyton may win the whole thing by himself, but the Hawks seem like a more complete team. I'm expecting big things from Marshawn and Percy Harvin.

Hawks 30
Broncos 20

Look for a big interception in the 4th as Peyton is trying to lead the comeback.

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:15 pm

defense wins championships.

hawks 23
broncs 20

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:17 pm

howard wrote:Come on ref, let 'em play! Three flags already.

ETA: Were I a dog, I doubt I would find the traditional pom-pom poodle hairstyle attractive.

ETAA: Loren racking up yards, but bogged down in the red zone three times. Key takeaway by Bayla at the one.

Four TDs! Epic performance.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:43 pm

So, hey, this thing might be shaping up to turn into a colossal clusterfuck: Taking The Train To The Super Bowl Is A Disaster

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:51 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:So, hey, this thing might be shaping up to turn into a colossal clusterfuck: Taking The Train To The Super Bowl Is A Disaster

Least surprising thing I've seen other than the $14 beers.

howard · Post by **howard** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:54 pm

Because taking the train from Manhattan to a J-E-T-S reg season game was such a smooth, flawless experience. I had to take a train to central Jersey one Sunday recently, concurrently with a Giants pregame crowd, around 1:30 or 2:00pm (4:15pme kickoff). Not quite a disaster, but not pleasant (way overcrowded train, long ticket booth and ticket machine lines).

This is not a shock. Especially if Gov Christie has beef with someone incidentally involved.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:02 pm

There's a reason why we show up for work at 8am.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:54 pm

America! Fuck yeah!

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:56 pm

i hate how they puss out and omit the list of grievances.

fuck KG3!

Rams Fanny · Post by **Rams Fanny** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:57 pm

Prop bets made:
Yes to a safety (+425)
Yes to OT (+500)
Broncos score exactly 24 points (+1000)
Teams combine for over 4.5 sacks (+120)

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:08 pm

Oh uh. Did Richard Sherman, non-Super Bowl winner, make a commercial during Super Bowl week? He definitely missed out on some quality time in the film room.

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:11 pm

did they screen the asl interpreters? i could of sworn she was signing "bullshit" right there.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:36 pm

Safety is easy money.

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:37 pm

Rams Fanny wrote:Prop bets made:
Yes to a safety (+425)
Yes to OT (+500)
Broncos score exactly 24 points (+1000)
Teams combine for over 4.5 sacks (+120)

congrats!

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:13 pm

That duck was not a touchdown.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:23 pm

The Broncos aren't just shitting the bed; they're shitting a waterbed filled with diarrhea, topped by a blanket woven from shit-fibers.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:27 pm

I'm sort of ashamed of my momentary bout of Dinobot excitement.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:28 pm

Prediction: Trindon Holliday will go down as the all time leader in taking a kickoff from the end zone, then getting tackled before reaching the 20.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:41 pm

rass wrote:I'm sort of ashamed of my momentary bout of Dinobot excitement.

My buddy jumped up with both arms raised.

(And that duck was a touchdown.)

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:43 pm

I literally just switched to a DVR of Sense and Sensibility (1995).

Post by **brian** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:45 pm

Bet ya'll regret not betting against Peyton in a big game.

Tom 1860 · Post by **Tom 1860** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:48 pm

As a long time Broncos hater, I am loving this... I just need to see a few shots of Elway crying to complete the picture.

UK coverage on channel 4 has TD in the studio getting older by the play. It really is a thing of beauty!

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:13 pm

My wife singing along to Bruno Mars with the kids wrote:Your TEXTS take me to paradise

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:15 pm

rass wrote:
My wife singing along to Bruno Mars with the kids wrote:Your TEXTS take me to paradise

and now they aren't going to be allowed to text for about 15 years.

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:17 pm

bruno brought back james. i'm cool with that.

Post by **brian** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:28 pm

Love the TO commercials for Carls Jr reminding everyone how shitty Philly fans are.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:35 pm

Incredible. How did this lose Best Picture to a provincial revenge fantasy made by a mulleted Australian anti-semite?

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:46 pm

Either I have sleep apnea or Denver's suckout awoke me across the pond.

Now I'm too hyped to go back to bed to be up for 3 hours from now.