SWAMPCRASH FANTASY DRAFT

[howard]

J, I don't play swampcrash. More fun to crack from the cheap seats.

[Bensell]

If I'm updating the draft board right, I am up again. If so then I'll take junkyard & degenerasian

[TT2.0]

I could not be happier to be a Cheesedick, and I apologize for the minor damage caused by flipping over the greenroom table on day 2 of the draft.

[govmentchedda]

I could not be happier to be a Cheesedick, and I apologize for the minor damage caused by flipping over the greenroom table on day 2 of the draft.

Huzzah!

[BSF21]

This is grade school kickball all over again.

[Shirley]

I'll take Dave.

First of all, I would like to thank and give all credit to my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Without his help*, I never would have achieved all of this. I can't wait for the team prayer sessions.






* I like to spell Jesus g-o-o-g-l-e-.-c-o-m

[Sabo]

This is grade school kickball all over again.

Eh, don't take it seriously. Hell, SL has me listed as the No. 1 wide receiver for Bensell's team. It's obvious none of this is based on reality.

[rass]

The results of the 2010 season submitted by our next pick were a black mark against the entire sport of Swampcrash. While the sport has survived, it's obvious that many have not forgiven this player and have dropped him from their boards altogether.

With the next (sixth, I guess, so cerrano was fifth not fourth) Team rass selects:

sancarlos

[Jerloma]

There's still some considerable talent left up there but I'd really like to diversify even more and look north as I don't think we quite have the hockey questions covered yet. I think I recall Trav being a fine Swampcrasher but I don't have the records. Scottie is obviously very well read so I'm guessing the duck he threw up in the combine may have been just a combination of bad luck and some questions that didn't suit him. Flipping a coin here...

[govmentchedda]

I'll take the African (not Doc, but elflaco) and BSF.

[Jerloma]

Sweet...I get him anyway. Give us Trav!

(I fucking love my team. If only we had a better quarterback.)

[rass]

Dammit, I had a great bit lined up about how Scottie was a real grinder and willing to crash the boards.

Pick coming in a couple of minutes....

[rass]

Wait, we're short a person, right? Or am I doing a bad job of tracking this?

[Tom 1860]

Give me Sabo & tom 1860

Cheers governor (we don't say coach over here) and can I be named as team defence please, with a 'c', not an 's'?

[Tom 1860]

Sweet...I get him anyway. Give us Trav!

(I fucking love my team. If only we had a better quarterback.)

Don't worry, you can't win Swampcrash by passing

[The Sybian]

Dammit, I had a great bit lined up about how Scottie was a real grinder and willing to crash the boards.

Pick coming in a couple of minutes....

I would have taken him in the first round to use that joke.

[sancarlos]

The results of the 2010 season submitted by our next pick were a black mark against the entire sport of Swampcrash. While the sport has survived, it's obvious that many have not forgiven this player and have dropped him from their boards altogether.

With the next (sixth, I guess, so cerrano was fifth not fourth) Team rass selects:

sancarlos

Put me in, coach Rass. I'm ready to play! Luckily, Turd didn't give me the Pete Rose lifetime suspension. But, I do fear I'll never make the hall of fame.

[The Sybian]

While I don't know why we our team name is Nuclear Tapeworm, I did find the perfect logo. Why the fuck would anyone swallow one of these as a form of weight loss? Jesus, try eating less and exercising more. Seems like a much easier solution.

ETA: Turns out people take a pill encapsulating tapeworm larvae. Much better. Unless my 7th grade Life Science teacher was lying, they remove tapeworms by starving the host, then hold food in front of the hosts' face until the worm comes out their throat. I have to think there is a better way to kill them, then shit them out.

[devilfluff]

Gimme the Fluff!

I'm a pretty good blocker. But there's no OL slots...

I'll do my best for the team, coach.

[Jerloma]

Wait, we're short a person, right? Or am I doing a bad job of tracking this?

Yes, we still need 1 player.

[Jerloma]

Gimme the Fluff!

I'm a pretty good blocker. But there's no OL slots...

I'll do my best for the team, coach.

I have complete confidence in you. I'm telling you...you're part of a juggernaut, here.

[Giff]

With the third pick in the third round of the Fantasy Swampcrash draft, Team rass picks a young man who in his short life has overcome multiple tragedies of a sort that would cause those made of lesser stuff to lay down and quit.

Giff

Unfortunately, with this strong character he has developed a disregard for his own personal safety, and we'll be including stringent rules regarding non-Swampcrash related injuries in his contract.

Sorry, we had .004' of ice this morning or I would've responded sooner. I SHALL OVERCOME!!!

[cerrano]

The next pick for Team rass left South Jersey 20 years ago with two bad knees and a dream of becoming a Swampcrash player. It's time to thank God for that dream come true.

With our fourth selection, Team rass selects:

cerrano

i just want to say



and team rass will bury you!

[Gunpowder]

Yeah, if anyone wants to step up and take the last spot, that would be great. If not, I'll have to average out Bensell's score.

[Gunpowder]

BFJ stepped up. I hope to have some questions up tomorrow but this is going to be a very busy couple of days, so I may need to hold off until Monday.

[bfj]

Mr. Irrelevant here. I believe Scottie called me that at one point in time also.

[Bensell]

Mr. Irrelevant here. I believe Scottie called me that at one point in time also.

Welcome aboard my friend.

Let's go with the Bourbon Bunch as a team name

[rass]

Welcome to the team PDX.

[bfj]

Mr. Irrelevant here. I believe Scottie called me that at one point in time also.

Welcome aboard my friend.

Let's go with the Bourbon Bunch as a team name

At least I know I'm not getting piss tested on this team.

[Sabo]

Mr. Irrelevant here. I believe Scottie called me that at one point in time also.

Welcome aboard my friend.

Let's go with the Bourbon Bunch as a team name

At least I know I'm not getting piss tested on this team.

Applause.

[Jerloma]

Mr. Irrelevant here. I believe Scottie called me that at one point in time also.

My team is way too focused. Any more attempts at that these type of distractions will just leave us less room for mercy. Understood?

[P.D.X.]

Welcome to the team PDX.

STEAL OF THE DRAFT

[rass]

This whole team name thing happened without me realizing it was happening. Can we switch up to The Rassholes?




Feel free to slap some lipstick on that PDX.

[BSF21]

Wow. We are stacked. This is gonna be fun.

[Pruitt]

Found our logo.

[govmentchedda]

You magnificent bastard! That's glorious.