The Swamp

Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2023 7:45 pm I don't trust Jennifer Garner for a second in that credit card commercial.

Yeah. Does she think we believe she is an apple farmer? I feel like Diamond would have told us about that.

my wife has had - and continues to have - an irrational hardcore hatred of Jennifer Garner. She claims it's rational but can't give me any reason other than "I just don't like her."

She may have even at one point said "I don't trust her" so Johnnie maybe you guys are onto something...

sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 6:11 pm

Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2023 7:45 pm I don't trust Jennifer Garner for a second in that credit card commercial.

Yeah. Does she think we believe she is an apple farmer? I feel like Diamond would have told us about that.

I like the cut of your wife’s jib. Punchable faces thread material if you ask me.

Sydney Bristow could absolutely play a credible apple farmer and could kick giff’s ass if he took a swing.

So could the 13 year old version of herself in that one movie if we are being completely honest here.

I thought she looked better before she had the work done on her face.

GD SC buried my post. We should be hating that damn British T-Mobile guy not Jenny G!

rass wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:13 pm GD SC buried my post.

Lo siento.

aw rass, did someone not return your ball hitting stick?

rass wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:13 pm GD SC buried my post. We should be hating that damn British T-Mobile guy not Jenny G!

Punchable face is a bit much, but I'm most definitely not a fan.

My wife LOVES the T-Mobile Brit. I think he was on some vampire show for teens.

Rules!



(I don’t feel like googling “hot british guy t-mobile”)

mister d wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:28 pm Rules!



(I don’t feel like googling “hot british guy t-mobile”)

Pretty sure his name is Ben Barnes and yes, I've known that since before the commercials.

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:13 pm My wife LOVES the T-Mobile Brit. I think he was on some vampire show for teens.

I only know him from the last two Chronicles of Narnia movies.

He was in the most recent season of The Afterparty as well.

I knew him from Westworld and The Punisher TV shows.

brian wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 9:48 pm He was in the most recent season of The Afterparty as well.

Thanks for the reminder, I knew there was something I wanted to watch on AppleTV. First season was a unique ride. It was great at times, but such an interesting concept (each episode told from the POV of a different character) and filmed like different movie styles to fit their story telling. Murder mystery, but light and funny with a ton of twists. And in the end, I don't remember who did it, so I could probably watch it again and still be surprised.

This Medicare commerical with Martha cracks me up every single time. I've only seen it on an ESPN channel.

Giff wrote: ↑Thu Nov 02, 2023 8:47 am This Medicare commerical with Martha cracks me up every single time. I've only seen it on an ESPN channel.

Is it the one where she's wearing the pink housecoat that even my grandma, dead 23 years, would have said was "too old fashioned"?

I think that's the one. It looks like it was filmed 23 years ago tbh.

Just for old times’ sake.

Nice that Jeter’s babysitter stayed with the kids overnight like that.

rass wrote: ↑Sun Nov 19, 2023 3:45 pm Nice that Jeter’s babysitter stayed with the kids overnight like that.

She'll probably get a gift basket in the morning.

RE: Aldi commerical.

1. The woman working the checkout is just straight up fire.
2. The guy's reaction to the other guy pulling out bananas is so stupid, yet I crack up every time.

I hope this is not a controversial post. I will take no questions at this time.

Am I supposed to know who those 2 Gillette meatballs are?

rass wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:54 pm Am I supposed to know who those 2 Gillette meatballs are?

And they now call their company “Gillette Labs”, as if they’re working on nuclear fission or something.

Fucking hell Chevy.

rass wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 5:13 pm Fucking hell Chevy.

The, all you have to do if a family elder has Alzheimer's is drive them around their old neighborhood to snap them out of it commercial?

Yeah, I just saw it.

EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sun Dec 24, 2023 3:33 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 5:13 pm Fucking hell Chevy.

The, all you have to do if a family elder has Alzheimer's is drive them around their old neighborhood to snap them out of it commercial?

Yeah, I just saw it.

Well it only works in a Chevy man.

rass wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 5:13 pm Fucking hell Chevy.

That ad pissed me off a lot.

Sounds like my dad could have saved my mom a lot of heartache if he hadn’t opted for the Ford Explorer in the 90s. What a dick.

Should have taken my mom to where she grew up instead of here to spend time with her grandkids.

rass wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:54 pm Am I supposed to know who those 2 Gillette meatballs are?

Father-and-son TikTok stars Frank and Joe Mele.

They pop up constantly on my Instagram Reels. (Aka TikTok for elder millennials.)

So Hilton Hotels has Paris Hilton on their ads? Was the Taliban unavailable?

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:16 pm So Hilton Hotels has Paris Hilton on their ads? Was the Taliban unavailable?

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.


But she’s an heir of the Hilton empire.

Edited for correctness

A_B wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 10:44 pm

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:16 pm So Hilton Hotels has Paris Hilton on their ads? Was the Taliban unavailable?

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.


But she’s an heir of the Hilton empire.

Edited for correctness

And she’s an utter piece of shit. That’s what I meant. Like there are a number of people, myself included, who wouldn’t go to Hilton property specifically because of her.

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 11:02 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 10:44 pm

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:16 pm So Hilton Hotels has Paris Hilton on their ads? Was the Taliban unavailable?

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.


But she’s an heir of the Hilton empire.

Edited for correctness

And she’s an utter piece of shit. That’s what I meant. Like there are a number of people, myself included, who wouldn’t go to Hilton property specifically because of her.

She’s a vacuous bimbo, of course. But I hadn’t heard negatives beyond that. What am I missing?

I am a Hilton honors guy so we are at odds good sir!

sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 11:04 pmShe’s a vacuous bimbo, of course. But I hadn’t heard negatives beyond that. What am I missing?

Kim K used to hold her purse. So she's partially the reason that family is famous. (The other parts are Kris's marketing skills after selling the sex tape to Vivid and Ryan Seacrest for platforming them on A&E.)

But ever since she dropped from public life she's made a boatload of money as a DJ and confirmed her ditzy persona and voice she used was fake.