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Literally in line at a dispensary 5 minutes before becoming a civilian and walked out 10 minutes later with some gummies and a couple joints.

Fuck you, Nancy Reagan.
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Congrats buddy. In all ways.

I bought legally for the first time last weekend, from a place in town. Pleasantly easy.

That might actually be the first time I’ve ever bought? Pot at least. I’ve never been that much of a consumer and the prior legal barriers were enough to keep me at the very occasional “drunk and someone else is holding and sharing” level for the past 25 years that I’ve been out of college.
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So now that several states allow sales what is the best method of acquisition for those of us in red states? Too old and too square to troop through the hood anymore. Lost touch with whatever contacts I once maintained. Road trip to Carbondale a lot.
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brian wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 2:17 pm I bought these “fast-acting” gummies a few weeks ago somewhat dubiously but holy crap they started hitting after 5 minutes. I’m impressed.
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 2:18 am Literally in line at a dispensary 5 minutes before becoming a civilian and walked out 10 minutes later with some gummies and a couple joints.

Fuck you, Nancy Reagan.
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I cannot recommend enough just staying high for the whole time and watching monty python and the holy grail. I was giggling like an idiot.
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rass wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 8:42 am Congrats buddy. In all ways.

I bought legally for the first time last weekend, from a place in town. Pleasantly easy.

That might actually be the first time I’ve ever bought? Pot at least. I’ve never been that much of a consumer and the prior legal barriers were enough to keep me at the very occasional “drunk and someone else is holding and sharing” level for the past 25 years that I’ve been out of college.
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Totally. But also just wasn’t my thing?
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mister d wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 9:21 am
brian wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 2:17 pm I bought these “fast-acting” gummies a few weeks ago somewhat dubiously but holy crap they started hitting after 5 minutes. I’m impressed.
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rass is me. except I still haven't been somewhere to buy legally
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Duh. Home.
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So is Johnnie high as fuck yet or what?
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brian wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 2:22 pm So is Johnnie high as fuck yet or what?
He better be.
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A_B wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 9:30 am I cannot recommend enough just staying high for the whole time and watching monty python and the holy grail. I was giggling like an idiot.
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I will be soon. Going to Nuwu. We woke up late and came to get brunch at the MGM buffet.
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Man, this is a weird feeling. I'm kinda tired and my hands and feet tingle. And I get dizzy when I turn my head. I just want to take a nap. But it's nice.
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tennbengal wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 12:39 pm rass is me. except I still haven't been somewhere to buy legally
Me too but Nevada is only 120 miles away.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 5:40 pm Man, this is a weird feeling. I'm kinda tired and my hands and feet tingle. And I get dizzy when I turn my head. I just want to take a nap. But it's nice.
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There was like 4 extra seats and my host was begging me if I knew anyone else who wanted to go.
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What shall we use
To fill the empty spaces
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Considering I have free transportation home this was/is a three edible show.
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Though the insufferable know it all prick in the group is kind of harshing the vibe haha
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brian wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:07 pm Though the insufferable know it all prick in the group is kind of harshing the vibe haha
Well Brian, only say half the things you want to, and everyone will have a better time.
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Yea, sorry man. I'm with a group of folks who planned things already. My wife's birthday was yesterday.

So I definitely appreciate the offer. Next time I'm up here I'll let you know.
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rass wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 8:42 am Congrats buddy. In all ways.

I bought legally for the first time last weekend, from a place in town. Pleasantly easy.

That might actually be the first time I’ve ever bought? Pot at least. I’ve never been that much of a consumer and the prior legal barriers were enough to keep me at the very occasional “drunk and someone else is holding and sharing” level for the past 25 years that I’ve been out of college.
Apothecarium in Maplewood? Really nice store and the staff were so friendly and happy to explain shit to a moron like me. While I dropped a lot of money in there, it's incredibly inexpensive for how long it lasts. Gummies are like $1.50/ dose. Sure, you might want a double dose (or more), but it's a hell of a lot cheaper than drinking. And I feel great in the morning.
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No static at all. I feel bad because I think I was busy last two times you reached out and didn’t want you to think I was brushing you off. Good times. Enjoy the trip, your girl’s BD and your first weekend of retirement.
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Also there’s a surprisingly large FJB contingent here.
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Number of men I’ve heard complain about their prostate at the urinals: More than 1
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The Sybian wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:22 pm
brian wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:07 pm Though the insufferable know it all prick in the group is kind of harshing the vibe haha
Well Brian, only say half the things you want to, and everyone will have a better time.
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brian wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 11:39 pm No static at all

Underrated Steely Dan lyric of the night!
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The Sybian wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:28 pmWhile I dropped a lot of money in there, it's incredibly inexpensive for how long it lasts. Gummies are like $1.50/ dose. Sure, you might want a double dose (or more), but it's a hell of a lot cheaper than drinking. And I feel great in the morning.
Right? It felt expensive at first but the most $ I’m doing any given normal night costs the same as one beer out of an Other Half 4 pack.
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mister d wrote: Sun Oct 02, 2022 9:01 am
The Sybian wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:28 pmWhile I dropped a lot of money in there, it's incredibly inexpensive for how long it lasts. Gummies are like $1.50/ dose. Sure, you might want a double dose (or more), but it's a hell of a lot cheaper than drinking. And I feel great in the morning.
Right? It felt expensive at first but the most $ I’m doing any given normal night costs the same as one beer out of an Other Half 4 pack.
Totally. And even when I want to drink on weed,I end up sipping one beer for hours. I feel like I’m saving money. And like I said when I made the purchase, I probably bought more than a year supply.
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I definitely drink slower when I’ve had some. Now though I’m wishing I had risked brining my pen to DR because I want it and no one would have checked.
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ABey Griner.
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It's definitely a $ saver, unless you get nutty with the edible intake. Sipping on wine gets stretched much longer AND I tend to hit the hay earlier.
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mister d wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:31 amABey Griner.
This was the precipitating event for not brining it.
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Yes.
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The drug laws are just incredibly anachronistic... and fucking dumb.
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