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Whenever I see a dude in a salon I just assume he's there for the female attention.
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Oh shit, I thought I was the only person who did this. I'd never do it with someone I went to regularly, but I just go to Great Clips and the turnover there is crazy so sometimes I'll just make up random stuff if they try to engage me in conversation (Like I'm getting a haircut before a trip to China or if they ask me what I do for a living I'll say I'm a plumber* or something unbelievably boring** and shit like that. Makes the 20 minutes go faster.)travzilla wrote: The worst. Becauase I get a new person most of the time, I find my self lying profusely. Sometimes they make assumptions and I just go with it, sometimes I just completely pretend I have a different life.
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Been going to the same salon for almost 20 years. Great people, family owned and operated. I had a haircut before a wedding I was in from a mall salon and they butchered my hair. I looked ridiculous in all of the pictures. My wife(then gf) took me to her place and I haven't gone anywhere else since.
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I go to the woman my wife uses. She's pretty hilarious. And it's close to a good Mexican place. Win win.
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I do salon over barber because my hair has some weird angles and stuff and barbers love razors. And I can walk to it in under 2 minutes. And they have a little water cooler with lemons in it.
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Glad to see that this has spun off a deep dive on whether its acceptable for a dude to go to a "salon." I've almost exclusively gone to a salon all my life, even though I just keep my hair short and simple. They do have a majority female clientele, but they certainly do serve a good number of guys (who aren't just creepers). My main complaint is that I usually end up waiting nearly as long as I'm in the chair, typically because some dumb housewife showed up 45 minutes late to an hour appointment ahead of me.
For those that think going to a salon is unbecoming of a proper man's man, what's your suggested alternative? A barber shop? In my limited experience with barber shops, you're made to feel intensely unwelcome if you're less than 70 years old and/or to the left of Rush Limbaugh. Plus, barber shops seem to only offer one style: buzzed on the sides, and longer, wetted, and parted on top (aka "the Hitler"). Barber shops can eat a red-and-white striped dick. I'm gradually thinning on top, but if I ever switch away from a salon it will likely be to just clipping it myself at home.
For those that think going to a salon is unbecoming of a proper man's man, what's your suggested alternative? A barber shop? In my limited experience with barber shops, you're made to feel intensely unwelcome if you're less than 70 years old and/or to the left of Rush Limbaugh. Plus, barber shops seem to only offer one style: buzzed on the sides, and longer, wetted, and parted on top (aka "the Hitler"). Barber shops can eat a red-and-white striped dick. I'm gradually thinning on top, but if I ever switch away from a salon it will likely be to just clipping it myself at home.
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I used to go to a salon here that catered solely to men. It was pretty cool actually. But $40 plus tip every five weeks was an expense I decided to cut.
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I am bald.
While I have been told by my wife that I am more handsome than Mel Cooley, if I let my hair grow in, int would look like this.
So every second or third day I shave my own head.
But I can still remember sitting in salons under a heat lamp to get my curls to curl
Even though it's been gone for a while, I miss my hair.
While I have been told by my wife that I am more handsome than Mel Cooley, if I let my hair grow in, int would look like this.
So every second or third day I shave my own head.
But I can still remember sitting in salons under a heat lamp to get my curls to curl
Even though it's been gone for a while, I miss my hair.
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I shave my own head and the wife makes sure I get everything in the back. It's free and I'm typically naked when I do this, so win/win again!
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salon? no a fucking chance.
barbershop all the way.
town i live in has four barbershops... tried them all, settled on one ...been going there 9yrs now.... go with the boy, every 9or so weeks.. walk in around 830,9am on a saturday, early enough that wait is very short if any. always coffee and donuts for all. a couple of old italian guys cutting hair, one who is a stand up comic plus a woman barber.
tried the hair-cuttery places when i was but a lad.. its been well over 25 yrs since i went to a salon for any other reason than to pick up my wife.
nothing like a barbershop shave either. straight razor.
barbershop all the way.
town i live in has four barbershops... tried them all, settled on one ...been going there 9yrs now.... go with the boy, every 9or so weeks.. walk in around 830,9am on a saturday, early enough that wait is very short if any. always coffee and donuts for all. a couple of old italian guys cutting hair, one who is a stand up comic plus a woman barber.
tried the hair-cuttery places when i was but a lad.. its been well over 25 yrs since i went to a salon for any other reason than to pick up my wife.
nothing like a barbershop shave either. straight razor.
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Multi-level nightmare for Mister D.Giff wrote:I shave my own head and the wife makes sure I get everything in the back. It's free and I'm typically naked when I do this, so win/win again!
a) you're naked so now you're itchy everywhere instead of just on your face and neck.
b) you've got to be naked around a woman.
I can feel the shuddering from here.
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a) It's so I can hop right in the shower once I'm done.
b) I make her get naked too! win/win/win!
b) I make her get naked too! win/win/win!
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Oh shit, he's gonna get me good ...BSF21 wrote:Multi-level nightmare for Mister D.
Yup! So right. So itchy. But I got a feeling he's saving the good one. Think he'll go there???BSF21 wrote:a) you're naked so now you're itchy everywhere instead of just on your face and neck.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Went there!!!BSF21 wrote:b) you've got to be naked around a woman.
More like shaking with laughter. You got me good. Great work, made my morning!BSF21 wrote:I can feel the shuddering from here.
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I knew I'd zing you good with those ones. Tremble with laughter! I'll make a fan out of you yet, you fearer of naked womens you.mister d wrote:Oh shit, he's gonna get me good ...BSF21 wrote:Multi-level nightmare for Mister D.
Yup! So right. So itchy. But I got a feeling he's saving the good one. Think he'll go there???BSF21 wrote:a) you're naked so now you're itchy everywhere instead of just on your face and neck.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Went there!!!BSF21 wrote:b) you've got to be naked around a woman.
More like shaking with laughter. You got me good. Great work, made my morning!BSF21 wrote:I can feel the shuddering from here.
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$40? 45 minutes? Seriously...what the fuck are you people having done to your hair?brian wrote:I used to go to a salon here that catered solely to men. It was pretty cool actually. But $40 plus tip every five weeks was an expense I decided to cut.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Well, just a haircut is like $12-$15 most places around here. The $40 was a shampoo, scalp massage, haircut, they trimmed your neck hair with a straight razor, post-cut shampoo and styling and a paraffin dip for your hands.Jerloma wrote:$40? 45 minutes? Seriously...what the fuck are you people having done to your hair?brian wrote:I used to go to a salon here that catered solely to men. It was pretty cool actually. But $40 plus tip every five weeks was an expense I decided to cut.
ETA: Oh and all the stylists were smoking hot. I shouldn't leave that out.
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No happy ending?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I've never even heard of that. Is that like, wax for removing hair from your hands? Or is it some sort of manicure thing?brian wrote:a paraffin dip for your hands.
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Nah, it doesn't remove hair (at least I don't think). I think it's just for softening them.Shirley wrote:I've never even heard of that. Is that like, wax for removing hair from your hands? Or is it some sort of manicure thing?brian wrote:a paraffin dip for your hands.
You just dip your hands into this wax (it's not thick, it's watery) and it coats your hands. The stylists puts some rubber gloves and oven mitts on your hands for a few minutes and then it just peels off.
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Vegas baby!Shirley wrote:I've never even heard of that. Is that like, wax for removing hair from your hands? Or is it some sort of manicure thing?brian wrote:a paraffin dip for your hands.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Just got a haircut. ITCHY.
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When I was in L.S. in Newark, I would get my haircuts in the Ironbound, a Brazilian/Portuguese neighborhood. The barber there would not only use the straight razor for shaving, but also for cutting hair. I have a relatively easy cut that I've been wearing for about 15 years now (clipper sides, slightly longer on top with an inch in the front to play with), but that was definitely a new one.
Seriously though, I love going to the barber. I would take a good shave and a haircut over a mediocre blowjob any day of the week and twice on Saturdays.
Seriously though, I love going to the barber. I would take a good shave and a haircut over a mediocre blowjob any day of the week and twice on Saturdays.
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My definition of a mediocre blowjob is a hell of a lot better than your definition. In college I went to a really old Italian barber. $5 haircut, and he would spend a ton of time on my hair, which usually requires 5 minutes to give me a decent cut. This guy would take a small straight edge and etch a perfect edge all around my hair.L-Jam3 wrote:When I was in L.S. in Newark, I would get my haircuts in the Ironbound, a Brazilian/Portuguese neighborhood. The barber there would not only use the straight razor for shaving, but also for cutting hair. I have a relatively easy cut that I've been wearing for about 15 years now (clipper sides, slightly longer on top with an inch in the front to play with), but that was definitely a new one.
Seriously though, I love going to the barber. I would take a good shave and a haircut over a mediocre blowjob any day of the week and twice on Saturdays.
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The Sybian wrote:My definition of a mediocre blowjob is a hell of a lot better than your definition. I...went to a really old Italian barber...$5, and he would spend a ton of time on...me...This guy would take a small... pe.e.n...L-Jam3 wrote:When I was in L.S. in Newark, I would get my haircuts in the Ironbound, a Brazilian/Portuguese neighborhood. The barber there would not only use the straight razor for shaving, but also for cutting hair. I have a relatively easy cut that I've been wearing for about 15 years now (clipper sides, slightly longer on top with an inch in the front to play with), but that was definitely a new one.
Seriously though, I love going to the barber. I would take a good shave and a haircut over a mediocre blowjob any day of the week and twice on Saturdays.
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The Sybian wrote:My definition of a mediocre blowjob is a hell of a lot better than your definition. In college I went to a really old Italian.... $5 ... and he would spend a ton of time ... usually ... 5 minutes ... This guy w... a s... straight.. and .. perfect ...L-Jam3 wrote:When I was in L.S. in Newark, I would get my haircuts in the Ironbound, a Brazilian/Portuguese neighborhood. The barber there would not only use the straight razor for shaving, but also for cutting hair. I have a relatively easy cut that I've been wearing for about 15 years now (clipper sides, slightly longer on top with an inch in the front to play with), but that was definitely a new one.
Seriously though, I love going to the barber. I would take a good shave and a haircut over a mediocre blowjob any day of the week and twice on Saturdays.
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Dangit!
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Hey. I'm here for the gang bang?
The Sybian wrote:I...blow...really old Italian...guy.s...all straightL-Jam3 wrote:When I was in L.S. in Newark, I would get my haircuts in the Ironbound, a Brazilian/Portuguese neighborhood. The barber there would not only use the straight razor for shaving, but also for cutting hair. I have a relatively easy cut that I've been wearing for about 15 years now (clipper sides, slightly longer on top with an inch in the front to play with), but that was definitely a new one.
Seriously though, I love going to the barber. I would take a good shave and a haircut over a mediocre blowjob any day of the week and twice on Saturdays.
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I've paid for exactly two haircuts in my entire life. First time I went to the hipster barbershop across the street from me in Portland because it was Halloween and I wanted to go as Mola Ram so needed my head shaved. They gave me a High Life which was awesome but really hard to drink while sitting still. Much to my dismay they wouldn't do a full service, so after they clipped me down I had to go home and finish the job with a Gillette.
Second time I was in a coastal city in north Colombia and was feeling a bit shaggy so found a jenky barbershop where a big black woman gave me the ol' number 1 and a rinse/massage for like $2.
Second time I was in a coastal city in north Colombia and was feeling a bit shaggy so found a jenky barbershop where a big black woman gave me the ol' number 1 and a rinse/massage for like $2.
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Me too. I love my barber, but frankly he uses too much teeth.L-Jam3 wrote:I would take a good shave and a haircut over a mediocre blowjob any day of the week and twice on Saturdays.
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L-Jam3 wrote:When I was in L.S. in Newark, I would get ... in ... a ... relatively easy ... 15 year...o...l...d... with an inch in the front to play with... that ... would take a good shave and a ... mediocre blowjob ... on Saturdays.
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This past Sunday, I was in my driveway washing the cars and parked across the street was my neighbor's boyfriend's car who I don't know. So as a joke I washed half of his car right down the middle. Made the driver's side immaculate and left the passenger side filthy.
That's funny, right?
That's funny, right?
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John Spano Jr. was just convicted of a third forgery/con man/whatever thing and faces up to 16 years in prison. If he had stolen 3 candy bars he'd be facing a mandatory life sentence.
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Jerloma wrote:This past Sunday, I was in my driveway washing the cars and parked across the street was my neighbor's boyfriend's car who I don't know. So as a joke I washed half of his car right down the middle. Made the driver's side immaculate and left the passenger side filthy.
That's funny, right?
I think so but he was probably upset.
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I'm going with weird.Jerloma wrote:This past Sunday, I was in my driveway washing the cars and parked across the street was my neighbor's boyfriend's car who I don't know. So as a joke I washed half of his car right down the middle. Made the driver's side immaculate and left the passenger side filthy.
That's funny, right?
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Same here. I go to Great Clips and almost never see the same people. I make up stories about random shit. Last time I got a cut I was talking about how I had to meet a deadline on an interview for a political magazine when the chick responded I thought you were a college professor - apparently she remembered my last bullshit story and I had no clue she'd cut my hair before. People with memories like that scare me.brian wrote:Oh shit, I thought I was the only person who did this. I'd never do it with someone I went to regularly, but I just go to Great Clips and the turnover there is crazy so sometimes I'll just make up random stuff if they try to engage me in conversation (Like I'm getting a haircut before a trip to China or if they ask me what I do for a living I'll say I'm a plumber* or something unbelievably boring** and shit like that. Makes the 20 minutes go faster.)travzilla wrote: The worst. Becauase I get a new person most of the time, I find my self lying profusely. Sometimes they make assumptions and I just go with it, sometimes I just completely pretend I have a different life.
* - One time I actually got a plumbing related question but I told the woman she wouldn't want to go through my company because we were insanely expensive so I referred her to a handyman I know who really does do that stuff. That was a win-win.
** - Ironically my actual job is probably more boring than just about anything I could possibly make up but I hate explaining it to people. Most everyone at least knows what a plumber does.
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Gunpowder wrote:John Spano Jr. was just convicted of a third forgery/con man/whatever thing and faces up to 16 years in prison. If he had stolen 3 candy bars he'd be facing a mandatory life sentence.
I'm watching the 30 for 30 and also had no idea that the thug Bruins went into the stands once.
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Just had lunch with an old co-worker/friend of mine.
May be the loudest person I have ever been with. And oblivious to the fact that everyone sitting near us was staring at him as he ranted.
May be the loudest person I have ever been with. And oblivious to the fact that everyone sitting near us was staring at him as he ranted.
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