Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old thread

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Thu Dec 16, 2021 7:24 pm

Just got off a Google Team call with a guy who may be hiring me to develop a series. Asked if I had Grandchildren.

It's bourbon time.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Dec 16, 2021 8:41 pm

pruitt2 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 16, 2021 7:24 pm Just got off a Google Team call with a guy who may be hiring me to develop a series. Asked if I had Grandchildren.

It's bourbon time.

“Not that I know of! My children cut me off and I haven’t heard from them in 15 years. Can I get an advance?”

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:58 am

pruitt2 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 16, 2021 7:24 pm Just got off a Google Team call with a guy who may be hiring me to develop a series. Asked if I had Grandchildren.

It's bourbon time.

Is it going to be a huge success for the youth market? Can I get the exclusive licensing rights early and cheap?

alternatively can I license you my NIL for a quick pay day?

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Dec 17, 2021 10:21 am

Pruitt I hope you went with a bourbon younger than you are, don't want to blow through that advance!

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Sun Dec 19, 2021 4:36 pm

Rush2112 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 10:21 am Pruitt I hope you went with a bourbon younger than you are, don't want to blow through that advance!

Grabbed a bottle of Old Tub. Nice stuff.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sat Jan 08, 2022 1:26 pm

I donated blood yesterday, and they measured my height for some reason, which came in at 5’10”. Same thing at the doctor’s office a month ago.

I was 5’11 1/2” for most of my adult life. But, now in my sixties, I appear to be shrinking. Feck.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sat Jan 08, 2022 1:52 pm

Magary’s discussion of Dad Facts in this week’s Jambaroo really hit close to home.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:02 pm

Saw this...Apparently that one on the right is from a few night ago

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:24 pm

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:53 pm

That's fantastic.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:04 pm

wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:02 pm Saw this...Apparently that one on the right is from a few night ago

The guy not wearing the jersey looks like a mashup of Jon Bon Jovi and Danny Ainge.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:18 pm

Gonna need to change this to the St. Louis thread if I keep finding gold like this.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:34 pm

The KMOX clip is incredible.

Like, they could've made it shitty by playing Hello Darkness or something, but the way he just straight-shoot reports it is just amazing.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:52 pm

That KMOX clip was brilliant.

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:58 pm

KMOX piece is bound to be a perennial classic.

And the guy in front of the Carlsons looks like a Martin Short character.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 3:07 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:34 pm The KMOX clip is incredible.

Like, they could've made it shitty by playing Hello Darkness or something, but the way he just straight-shoot reports it is just amazing.

If he spoke a little slower, it sounded like an episode of Joe Pera Explains. It seemed like a parody of Pera at times (proud to not go for the pun there).

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sat Feb 05, 2022 9:09 am

I can’t speak for everyone with clinical depression, but whenever I hear people talk about Seasonal Affective Disorder I’m always like “Awww, does someone need sunlight? Psshh. Amateurs.”

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:28 am

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 05, 2022 9:09 am I can’t speak for everyone with clinical depression, but whenever I hear people talk about Seasonal Affective Disorder I’m always like “Awww, does someone need sunlight? Psshh. Amateurs.”

Ally-ship!

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:17 pm

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 05, 2022 9:09 am I can’t speak for everyone with clinical depression, but whenever I hear people talk about Seasonal Affective Disorder I’m always like “Awww, does someone need sunlight? Psshh. Amateurs.”

Take Vitamin D and grow up. Bunch of babies.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Sat Feb 05, 2022 6:01 pm

Everyone here (?) lives south of like Paris so I don’t think we should talk.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sat Feb 05, 2022 7:08 pm

Ryan wrote: ↑Sat Feb 05, 2022 6:01 pm Everyone here (?) lives south of like Paris so I don’t think we should talk.

I agree. I’ll admit it’s not an issue I’m familiar with, but if somebody is struggling for any reason, don’t you think empathy is a better reaction than disdain?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sat Feb 05, 2022 7:31 pm

To be clear I am not L jams ally here.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sat Feb 05, 2022 8:29 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Sat Feb 05, 2022 7:31 pm To be clear I am not L jams ally here.

Wait a minute. I was just cracking wise. I was saying more along the lines that I have clinical depression, so I tend to look Seasonal Affective Disorder as a significant mood disorder, on a lesser level of CD. I’m not saying it’s not a thing, it most certainly is. SAD certainly sucks.

The way I put it was pretty shitty, and even though I wasn’t trying to put anyone down, it clearly did. I’m sorry, I meant no harm but I realized it did.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:08 pm

I have had a bad habit of cracking my knuckles way too much for just about as long as I can remember. I know they say that doesn't really cause arthritis and whatnot, but my hands have been kind of constantly hurting for a while so I am trying to cut back on the knuckle popping. It's a hard habit to break, and may not even help. Hoping it's psychosomatic and I at least think it helps.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:21 pm

Just got prescribed BP meds.

Well, it was a fun ride.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:51 pm

EnochRoot wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:21 pm Just got prescribed BP meds.

Well, it was a fun ride.

I was prescribed cholesterol meds a few years ago - it was great, no more guilt eating hamburgers!

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Wed Feb 09, 2022 3:00 pm

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:01 am

Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:51 pm
EnochRoot wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:21 pm Just got prescribed BP meds.

Well, it was a fun ride.
I was prescribed cholesterol meds a few years ago - it was great, no more guilt eating hamburgers!

Welcome to the club boys. I’m on both. 80 mg daily of a statin (as my cardiologist joked, it’s like Drano for your arteries!)

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Feb 10, 2022 8:25 am

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:01 am
Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:51 pm
EnochRoot wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:21 pm Just got prescribed BP meds.

Well, it was a fun ride.
I was prescribed cholesterol meds a few years ago - it was great, no more guilt eating hamburgers!
Welcome to the club boys. I’m on both. 80 mg daily of a statin (as my cardiologist joked, it’s like Drano for your arteries!)

I've been on both since I was 33! (Though only 40mg statin)

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Thu Feb 10, 2022 8:42 am

A_B wrote: ↑Thu Feb 10, 2022 8:25 am
sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:01 am
Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:51 pm
EnochRoot wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:21 pm Just got prescribed BP meds.

Well, it was a fun ride.
I was prescribed cholesterol meds a few years ago - it was great, no more guilt eating hamburgers!
Welcome to the club boys. I’m on both. 80 mg daily of a statin (as my cardiologist joked, it’s like Drano for your arteries!)
I've been on both since I was 33! (Though only 40mg statin)

40mg of Crestor nightly.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Thu Feb 10, 2022 4:42 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:01 am
Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:51 pm
EnochRoot wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:21 pm Just got prescribed BP meds.

Well, it was a fun ride.
I was prescribed cholesterol meds a few years ago - it was great, no more guilt eating hamburgers!
Welcome to the club boys. I’m on both. 80 mg daily of a statin (as my cardiologist joked, it’s like Drano for your arteries!)

I just walked down to RiteAid to pick up a month's supply of Tenoretic (Atenolol-Chrlorthalidone 5025). I was instructed to break four of them in half and only take half a pill for the first 8 days. Apparently it makes you lightheaded. I ordered a BP cuff off Amazon that should be here over the weekend. It connects to my iHealth app, though I might disconnect that and track it in a workbook.

I'm supposed to up my walking game to 7k steps a day. I'm game for that. I'm nerdy enough to track that, too.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 2:23 pm

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 2:26 pm

Back at the gym for the first time in two years.

The Fitness Assessment was officially fine, but having a gorgeous 40 year old trainer tell me that "actually" I wasn't doing as badly as I thought in a tone that she probably uses trying to get her Grandmother to take her medicine didn't do much for my ego.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 2:29 pm

pruitt2 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 2:26 pm Back at the gym for the first time in two years.

The Fitness Assessment was officially fine, but having a gorgeous 40 year old trainer tell me that "actually" I wasn't doing as badly as I thought in a tone that she probably uses trying to get her Grandmother to take her medicine didn't do much for my ego.

Tell her about paw patrol so she can tell her grandkids.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 3:46 pm

About to create an email folder to track messages pertaining to colleges for my oldest...

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:00 pm

rass wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 3:46 pm About to create an email folder to track messages pertaining to colleges for my oldest...

I now understand why college is so expensive. The volume of brochures my son receives every day in the mail is insane. I'm sure he doesn't even look at them before throwing them in the trash.

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:02 pm

rass wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 3:46 pm About to create an email folder to track messages pertaining to colleges for my oldest...

Definitely one of the milestones in this thread.

My youngest graduates in a few months.

Next milestone for me is a good one - mortgage done in 13 months.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:14 pm

rass wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 3:46 pm About to create an email folder to track messages pertaining to colleges for my oldest...

That's both awesome and frightening. Enjoy!

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:15 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:00 pm
rass wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 3:46 pm About to create an email folder to track messages pertaining to colleges for my oldest...
I now understand why college is so expensive. The volume of brochures my son receives every day in the mail is insane. I'm sure he doesn't even look at them before throwing them in the trash.

Yeah, the bulk of them have been dumped.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:26 pm

rass wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:15 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:00 pm
rass wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 3:46 pm About to create an email folder to track messages pertaining to colleges for my oldest...
I now understand why college is so expensive. The volume of brochures my son receives every day in the mail is insane. I'm sure he doesn't even look at them before throwing them in the trash.
Yeah, the bulk of them have been dumped.

Colleges pay between $0.30 and $0.55 per lead to the College Board based on some research I have done in the past. My son is 1st year in high school and getting hammered (mostly by email) by several non-selective VA schools.