The Swamp

Missed a chance to say “she’s perfect”

I got one of those auto-generated LinkedIn notifications in my feed - "Andy completed 12 years at Paychex" - and prompted me to Like or Comment on this. Unfortunately, Andy died - probably by suicide - over 10 years ago. Luckily, it doesn't seem like anyone else has mindlessly liked or clicked one of the pregenerated comments.

Shirley wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 8:56 am Luckily, it doesn't seem like anyone else has mindlessly liked or clicked one of the pregenerated comments.

Always creeps me out when facebook notifies of deceased people's bdays and people respond as if they're talking to the ghost.

Yup. Also don't like how that number can only go up.

The 210th longest article on Wikipedia is Chelsea Manning. No. 211 is Peyton Manning

At a wedding and I swear ten people are cosplaying as jd Vance. Not me. I’m cos playing as sexy.

Whatever you do, don’t sit on the furniture.

P.D.X. wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 10:20 am

Shirley wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 8:56 am Luckily, it doesn't seem like anyone else has mindlessly liked or clicked one of the pregenerated comments.

Always creeps me out when facebook notifies of deceased people's bdays and people respond as if they're talking to the ghost.

Same. The comments where they know they’re talking to a dead person are way less troubling than the ones where it’s clear they’re not though.

I think I’ve heard quite enough now from Kanye West…

So am I missing something or are we due for a big “2009” or “‘09” song/album? We’re on a good run right now.

How bad your life got to be to fuck with this chick.

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/woman- ... alb-county

Atlanta was better when it was a bunch of gay dudes running around. These ladies completely out of control. At least 15% of these women trying to act like male criminals. Someone said they can't be mad if it's true

We used to have a saying around here:

Never stick your dick in Kubrick Stare

Something like that.

Was thinking about this last night: Imagine if tomorrow you woke up and everyone 18 and older had their height inverted off a 5'8" baseline. So if you're 5'8", you're still 5'8", but if you're 6'2", you'd be 5'2" and vice versa. I bet that would really fuck things up.

I’d watch the nba

Except now it would suck if Suni Lee sat in front of you.

This is a terrible idea. Big Short trying to convince you things ain't alright.

NYC is my favorite place to travel, and dream about living in/near. Oiler and I are both/will both be here this weekend, but our buddy's wedding is taking up of our time. Hence, why I didn't reach out to the Jerseyians, despite my desire to meet all of you.

Ha ha random!

HaulCitgo wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 3:55 pm How bad your life got to be to fuck with this chick.

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/woman- ... alb-county

Atlanta was better when it was a bunch of gay dudes running around. These ladies completely out of control. At least 15% of these women trying to act like male criminals. Someone said they can't be mad if it's true

govmentchedda wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 9:11 pm NYC is my favorite place to travel, and dream about living in/near. Oiler and I are both/will both be here this weekend, but our buddy's wedding is taking up of our time. Hence, why I didn't reach out to the Jerseyians, despite my desire to meet all of you.

No worries, we’ll all crash the wedding. Jersey style!

I'll give you a hint. Wedding and reception are in Brooklyn.

govmentchedda wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 11:25 pm I'll give you a hint. Wedding and reception are in Brooklyn.

Just keep your Strava on, Rass is always tracking.

The Sybian wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 6:12 am

govmentchedda wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 11:25 pm I'll give you a hint. Wedding and reception are in Brooklyn.

Just keep your Strava on, Rass is always tracking.

I think you got me mixed up with a different NJ swamper who is stalker-y and more likely to hang out in Brooklyn.

though I just checked and he didn't include a location on his last run

Another hint, if Sybian has a brother named Jon who teaches in the NYC schools, he's a groomsman in this wedding too.