Bronto Wrote This in a Thread but it deserves its own

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:52 am

I've been contacted by a, uh, very popular reality show to gauge my interest in appearing on it.

The Voice!

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:01 am

NASCAR Wives

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:06 am

Naked and Actually Pretty Confident for Some Reason

Post by **Sabo** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:09 am

Dancing with the Hillbillies

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:13 am

Sex Sent Me To The ER?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:07 am

Pruitt wrote:Sex Sent Me To The ER?

This wins, but I was going to say Hoarders or the intervention one where people do crazy shit like eat their hair.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:27 am

I guess Ryan would be the closest at this point, though Pruitt could be second. It's... surreal. And hilarious.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:30 am

MILF Island?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:34 am

Celebrity Apprentice? They really are scraping the dregs of Celebritydom. A writer for Yahoo! Sports is more celebrity worthy than a Housewives cast member who keeps herself in the tabloids because her husband left her for a famous singer.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:35 am

I promise to watch if its Top Chef.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:39 am

Is it that one on Discovery channel where they throw you on an island with a naked chick?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:53 am

It's gotta be something about looking good in a tight shirt.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:58 am

take it down!

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:11 am

Are you side hugging a Duggar daughter?

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:19 am

Dating Naked, huh.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:39 am

bfj wrote:Are you side hugging a Duggar daughter?

If so, there's a good chance that she is now pregnant.

howard · Post by **howard** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:43 am

They are really scrambling to replace the cast of Honey Boo-Boo

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 12:18 pm

bfj wrote:Are you side hugging a Duggar daughter?

I would side hug them so firmly!

Bronto wrote:take it down!

Damn, I missed something good, didn't I?

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:13 pm

The Sybian wrote:
bfj wrote:Are you side hugging a Duggar daughter?
I would side hug them so firmly!

Bronto wrote:take it down!
Damn, I missed something good, didn't I?

Nah, just a picture of me. I don't know what the whole thing with it is, but there will probably be a time where I can be transparent about things. It's just an odd thing regardless (and not Dating Naked) but also very funny at the same time. I'm sure I am where I am in the process because I am easily googleable.

For a clue, I should just say that the old swamp thread to now is the perfect and hilarious juxtaposition.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:44 pm

Brontoburglar wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
bfj wrote:Are you side hugging a Duggar daughter?
I would side hug them so firmly!

Bronto wrote:take it down!
Damn, I missed something good, didn't I?
Nah, just a picture of me. I don't know what the whole thing with it is, but there will probably be a time where I can be transparent about things. It's just an odd thing regardless (and not Dating Naked) but also very funny at the same time. I'm sure I am where I am in the process because I am easily googleable.

For a clue, I should just say that the old swamp thread to now is the perfect and hilarious juxtaposition.

The Bachelor!

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:56 pm

I think I've figured it out:

https://tv.yahoo.com/news/anaconda-to-s ... 02086.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 7:29 pm

You're a real tease. Gotta be the new bachelorette.

TheHumanComa · Post by **TheHumanComa** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:50 pm

My money is on Big Brother. He would dominate that household.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:30 pm

govmentchedda wrote:You're a real tease. Gotta be the new bachelorette.

I promise I will tell when there's an opportunity. I have no idea how to play this right now, hence the indirectness.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:32 pm

Oh man, my wife likes that garbage. I'd love to not tell her I "know" a dude who she's watching 3 times a week or whatever.

"Is ____ from Kansas City?"

"How do you know that?"

"Accent. Pretty obvious."

DC47 · Post by **DC47** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:12 pm

mister d wrote:I'd love to ... "know" a dude ... 3 times a week or whatever.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Nov 07, 2014 9:46 am

Nice.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:34 pm

I was called yet again today. They want to meet me in person, which is easily doable on a minimum # of airline points and $50 total for fees and rental car...

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:41 pm

Brontoburglar wrote:I was called yet again today. They want to meet me in person, which is easily doable on a minimum # of airline points and $50 total for fees and rental car...

I would think that if they want to interview you, they should pay for your travel expenses.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:49 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:I was called yet again today. They want to meet me in person, which is easily doable on a minimum # of airline points and $50 total for fees and rental car...
I would think that if they want to interview you, they should pay for your travel expenses.

Shit this is reality TV -- it hasn't come up.

Diamond · Post by **Diamond** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:49 pm

Biggest Loser, on the training side??

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:04 pm

Diamond wrote:Biggest Loser, on the training side??

If so, you must do it. Fucking winning the lottery.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:32 pm

howard wrote:
Diamond wrote:Biggest Loser, on the training side??
If so, you must do it. Fucking winning the lottery.

Right? Your pick of women with no self esteem!

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:38 pm

I'm interviewing with them next Friday. debating tweeting the day and the thing from my private account that I need to dust the cobwebs off on

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:52 am

Will you be "afraid"?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:00 am

Will you be cooking while naked?

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:49 am

tennbengal wrote:Will you be "afraid"?

Hmm... I'm not sure how well that'd play. I've got a namedrop I'm going to work in there based off my pre-interview sleuthing on the context of the show. I want to give them a hint that I (think I) know why I'm desired.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:56 am

"So that's basically why I BABY PENIS think this is a great opportunity ..."

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 9:22 am

Tomorrow!

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 9:27 am

Black Annie Live?