bfj wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:29 pm
Anybody else here a crossword puzzle fan? I put an app on my phone and I find it to be a great time killer that isn’t social media related.
bfj wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:29 pm
Anybody else here a crossword puzzle fan? I put an app on my phone and I find it to be a great time killer that isn’t social media related.
I downloaded the nytimes crossword app a couple of years ago and absolutely love it. I pay to have free access to the archive, and have been working my way through all the Friday and Saturday puzzles starting from 1998. It’s been a great time killer. I used to do that one, the wapo, and the latimes each day but now just do the nyt.
EnochRoot wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:25 pm
Reverend Jim trying a pot brownie at the behest of his girlfriend while he was attending Harvard University.
That scene features a very young Tom Hanks also.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
i dont really know what thread to put this in, but I figured you guys would appreciate the joke. So my Godfather passed away christmas eve last year, and probating his will has been a nightmare for various reasons, but my mom is the executor of his estate. she calls me yesterday and say.s i need to sign some paperwork for a bequest from him. A little background first. For literally all my life, he has owned and driven pickup trucks. he was also a little morbid and would talk about his will sometimes. Ever since I was seven years old he has told me, "when i die, im leaving you my car". id point out that he drove a truck and he would just laugh and wink at me. for over TWENTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS. that conversation happened literally fifty times. anyway. back to my moms. I go to her house, and she says, "Tom left you his car".
this motherfucker.
he left me a 9mm pistol. made by KAHR. He spent twenty five years on a joke that wouldnt payoff until he died. god i miss that man
A_B wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:17 am
I somehow managed to not put a belt on today. It's very odd feeling and i hate it and i may drive home at lunch to get one.
A_B wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:17 am
I somehow managed to not put a belt on today. It's very odd feeling and i hate it and i may drive home at lunch to get one.
One of the first times I left the immediate area with my now-wife I did this and ended up having to go buy one because it was too distracting.
Johnnie wrote: ↑Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
A_B wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:17 am
I somehow managed to not put a belt on today. It's very odd feeling and i hate it and i may drive home at lunch to get one.
Speaking of belts. www.grip6.com -- these are kinda life changing.
A_B wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:17 am
I somehow managed to not put a belt on today. It's very odd feeling and i hate it and i may drive home at lunch to get one.
Speaking of belts. www.grip6.com -- these are kinda life changing.
I think Grip6 advertises on the Total Soccer Show podcast. There should be a sale code out there.
Want to hear a good one? I found out tonight that my Ex has put a block on my girls cell phones so they can't send or receive phone calls and texts from me unless they are on wifi.
Looks like another round of phone calls with my attorney in the morning.
im so sorry dave. that really fucking sucks. i will have a word with the patron saint of luck for you that your attorney will swiftly rectify this. i usually only pray to him for poker hands so im due for a real favor
DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:45 pm
Want to hear a good one? I found out tonight that my Ex has put a block on my girls cell phones so they can't send or receive phone calls and texts from me unless they are on wifi.
Looks like another round of phone calls with my attorney in the morning.
So they can't use regular data either? Pretty sure they can add apps to get around that that don't require text messaging service.
Is there a way you can get a 2nd phone line and have your kids or it in their phone as a friend's number?
Or is she so psychotic she's basically tracking their sleep cycles so that have as little contact with you as possible.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:45 pm
Want to hear a good one? I found out tonight that my Ex has put a block on my girls cell phones so they can't send or receive phone calls and texts from me unless they are on wifi.
Looks like another round of phone calls with my attorney in the morning.
DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:45 pm
Want to hear a good one? I found out tonight that my Ex has put a block on my girls cell phones so they can't send or receive phone calls and texts from me unless they are on wifi.
Looks like another round of phone calls with my attorney in the morning.
Is your attorney giving her kickbacks?
I'm lucky that my attorney is a sailing friend who doesn't charge me for phone calls, consulatations, etc. He only sends me a bill if we actually have to go to court. I make sure to buy him drinks whenever I see him.
DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:45 pm
Want to hear a good one? I found out tonight that my Ex has put a block on my girls cell phones so they can't send or receive phone calls and texts from me unless they are on wifi.
Looks like another round of phone calls with my attorney in the morning.
So they can't use regular data either? Pretty sure they can add apps to get around that that don't require text messaging service.
Is there a way you can get a 2nd phone line and have your kids or it in their phone as a friend's number?
Or is she so psychotic she's basically tracking their sleep cycles so that have as little contact with you as possible.
Or just get them burner phones!
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt