The Swamp

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:49 pm**

Unless its supposed to be "Jerl-Oh-Ma", Jerk-loma makes a lot more sense.

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:17 pm**

Bettis was a real asshole.

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:33 pm**

govmentchedda wrote:Bettis was a real asshole.

So was his cat.

Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:07 pm**

Norm: Sir, did I ever tell you I was in the Coast Guard?

Captain Howe: Coast Guard, huh? Well you must be very proud, Miss.

Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:35 pm**

Johnnie wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:33 pm
govmentchedda wrote:Bettis was a real asshole.
So was his cat.

Oh, bullshit. Greatest cat ever.

Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:44 pm**

Why did I get the car washed a couple of days ago?

It looks like a salt block again.

Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:14 pm**

I think Tracy Ellis Ross is hot as hell.

Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:24 pm**

Diana Ross's daughter.

Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:39 pm**

I did not know that!

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:28 am**

A_B wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:14 pm I think Tracy Ellis Ross is hot as hell.

Rules

https://goo.gl/images/TuazNS

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:31 am**

I typically have yogurt, granola, and fruit for breakfast. I forgot to add fruit this AM. It sort of sucks without the fruit.

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:33 am**

Anyone have any good quiche puns?

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:46 pm**

Found out the husband of a girl I grew up with committed suicide this week. They've been together since high school (he was a couple years older than us) and we run into them all the time. I know it's said a lot in these situations because no one ever really knows what demons people are fighting in their heads or what other contributing factors there are, but I'm just in complete shock because he seemed like such a proud husband and father. It's also eerie in the similarities to my brother-in-law last year. Two awesome kids doing great in school, a high school sweetheart, watched a movie with the family the night before, and drove to work the next morning to shoot themselves in their truck. Fuck man, why?

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:48 pm**

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:33 am Anyone have any good quiche puns?

Not eggzactly.

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:01 pm**

AB really wanted to get that pun in.

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:05 pm**

quiche-y does it

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:40 pm**

Quiche n' Chong

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:52 pm**

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:48 pm
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:33 am Anyone have any good quiche puns?
Not eggzactly.

That is oeuf-ful.

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:55 pm**

Giff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:46 pm Found out the husband of a girl I grew up with committed suicide this week. They've been together since high school (he was a couple years older than us) and we run into them all the time. I know it's said a lot in these situations because no one ever really knows what demons people are fighting in their heads or what other contributing factors there are, but I'm just in complete shock because he seemed like such a proud husband and father. It's also eerie in the similarities to my brother-in-law last year. Two awesome kids doing great in school, a high school sweetheart, watched a movie with the family the night before, and drove to work the next morning to shoot themselves in their truck. Fuck man, why?

Before this gets trampled any further, let me just say this is terrible news for your friend and her kids, who I'm guessing are all named Lorraine?

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:00 pm**

Oh jeez - I just looked back a few postings and didn't intend to make light of what happened.

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:05 pm**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:00 pm Oh jeez - I just looked back a few postings and didn't intend to make light of what happened.

Just man up and say you're sorry instead of scrambling around like this.

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:10 pm**

Sorry I poached your topic there Giff.

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:13 pm**

Giff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:05 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:00 pm Oh jeez - I just looked back a few postings and didn't intend to make light of what happened.
Just man up and say you're sorry instead of scrambling around like this.

Jesus - the blood rushed to my face and I was writing a sincere comment before I reread what you wrote.

Then I spent 5 minutes trying to top it, but no dice.

What I came to post was a question - why is every woman who appears in pornography called a "porn star?" There are no "porn character actors" or "porn supporting actors."

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:45 pm**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:13 pm Then I spent 5 minutes trying to top it, but no dice.

It is the best way to prep the tomatoes.

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:05 pm**

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:45 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:13 pm Then I spent 5 minutes trying to top it, but no dice.
It is the best way to prep the tomatoes.

Now that you albumention it, that's a great idea.

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:47 pm**

A guy I work with was on his honeymoon last week...in Hawaii. So yeah, they were sitting having brunch when the missile alert went off.

He said they just said "Well...guess its time for more cocktails" and toasted each other.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:50 am**

Hamilton is coming to Denver this Spring. Wife wants to go, so trying to get tickets for our anniversary. I registered to try to get early access but missed out. Regular tickets are released in about 10 minutes, the venue has emailed me 5 times this morning to remind me they go on sale.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:21 pm**

The boy recently got into Paw Patrol. Pruitt how does the idiotic mayor keep getting reelected? She always has shitshow festivals.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:27 pm**

Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:21 pm The boy recently got into Paw Patrol. Pruitt how does the idiotic mayor keep getting reelected? She always has shitshow festivals.

Mayor Goodway's got the women's vote, the ethnic vote and the PETA vote in the bag.

Plus, as seen in the classic episode "Pups Save The Mayors' Race" she can complete a multi-stage race faster than any other Mayor in the area.

(I wrote that episode - the credits on that one and "Pups Save An Outlaw's Loot" were transposed. In case your son was asking...)

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:33 pm**

Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:50 am Hamilton is coming to Denver this Spring. Wife wants to go, so trying to get tickets for our anniversary. I registered to try to get early access but missed out. Regular tickets are released in about 10 minutes, the venue has emailed me 5 times this morning to remind me they go on sale.

We went through the same thing here. Registered for early tix sales, and got completely shut out. Couldn't even log on to the Ticketmaster site.

Same thing happened Friday morning trying to get David Byrne tickets. Grrrr....

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:38 pm**

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:33 pm
Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:50 am Hamilton is coming to Denver this Spring. Wife wants to go, so trying to get tickets for our anniversary. I registered to try to get early access but missed out. Regular tickets are released in about 10 minutes, the venue has emailed me 5 times this morning to remind me they go on sale.
We went through the same thing here. Registered for early tix sales, and got completely shut out. Couldn't even log on to the Ticketmaster site.

Same thing happened Friday morning trying to get David Byrne tickets. Grrrr....

Maybe you will catch him out for a ride on your way to the office

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:14 pm**

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:33 pm
Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:50 am Hamilton is coming to Denver this Spring. Wife wants to go, so trying to get tickets for our anniversary. I registered to try to get early access but missed out. Regular tickets are released in about 10 minutes, the venue has emailed me 5 times this morning to remind me they go on sale.
We went through the same thing here. Registered for early tix sales, and got completely shut out. Couldn't even log on to the Ticketmaster site.

Same thing happened Friday morning trying to get David Byrne tickets. Grrrr....

We got some. Can't believe the wait was over 100K! I was in the 14K range and got lucky, even got a Saturday show!

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 3:45 pm**

Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:21 pm The boy recently got into Paw Patrol. Pruitt how does the idiotic mayor keep getting reelected? She always has shitshow festivals.

Look at the size of her cock.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:21 pm**

Safety first on the leg cuff. Messing up the hair is a bridge too far though.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:58 pm**

bfj wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 3:45 pm
Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:21 pm The boy recently got into Paw Patrol. Pruitt how does the idiotic mayor keep getting reelected? She always has shitshow festivals.
Look at the size of her cock.

Chickaletta is a hen.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:32 pm**

Craig's Mom's Bush, Craig's Mom's Bush!
Gargantuan thicket of madness...
Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold,
Truly a magical bush to behold!

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:15 pm**

Remember when you guys had a Harem fantasy draft and someone drafted Helen Mirren in the first round to fill his GILF category and then you guys all blasted him at the time for taking a 65 year old in the first round? I didn't say anything at the time, but that was absolutely the right play. Brilliant, really.

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:31 pm**

wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:38 pm
DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:33 pm
Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:50 am Hamilton is coming to Denver this Spring. Wife wants to go, so trying to get tickets for our anniversary. I registered to try to get early access but missed out. Regular tickets are released in about 10 minutes, the venue has emailed me 5 times this morning to remind me they go on sale.
We went through the same thing here. Registered for early tix sales, and got completely shut out. Couldn't even log on to the Ticketmaster site.

Same thing happened Friday morning trying to get David Byrne tickets. Grrrr....
Maybe you will catch him out for a ride on your way to the office

Actually met him in the office last spring. He was in town for the opening of his musical about Imelda Marcos, and somehow got hooked up with someone here at the Institute. We were sitting in a lab, looking at one of our Electron Microscopes, when the Institute Director came walking in, giving him a tour. I thought "Wow...that guy looks really familiar....oh hey, Hi There David Byrne".

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:54 pm**

Jerloma wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:15 pm Remember when you guys had a Harem fantasy draft and someone drafted Helen Mirren in the first round to fill his GILF category and then you guys all blasted him at the time for taking a 65 year old in the first round? I didn't say anything at the time, but that was absolutely the right play. Brilliant, really.

Damn straight.

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:07 pm**

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:31 pm
wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:38 pm
DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:33 pm
Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:50 am Hamilton is coming to Denver this Spring. Wife wants to go, so trying to get tickets for our anniversary. I registered to try to get early access but missed out. Regular tickets are released in about 10 minutes, the venue has emailed me 5 times this morning to remind me they go on sale.
We went through the same thing here. Registered for early tix sales, and got completely shut out. Couldn't even log on to the Ticketmaster site.

Same thing happened Friday morning trying to get David Byrne tickets. Grrrr....
Maybe you will catch him out for a ride on your way to the office

Actually met him in the office last spring. He was in town for the opening of his musical about Imelda Marcos, and somehow got hooked up with someone here at the Institute. We were sitting in a lab, looking at one of our Electron Microscopes, when the Institute Director came walking in, giving him a tour. I thought "Wow...that guy looks really familiar....oh hey, Hi There David Byrne".

One of my heroes.

The Imelda Marcos album ("Here Lies Love") is really, really good.

The Swamp

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