The Swamp

Posted: **Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:39 pm**

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:06 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:01 am Depending on the texture and whether you use quality product, it's probably better not to wash your hair daily.
I will go days without using shampoo when I have long(ish) hair for these reasons + curls

So you have dirty hair.

Posted: **Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:54 pm**

bfj wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:39 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:06 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:01 am Depending on the texture and whether you use quality product, it's probably better not to wash your hair daily.
I will go days without using shampoo when I have long(ish) hair for these reasons + curls
So you have dirty hair.

well actually

Mr. Chastain tells men to use shampoo only once a week and to scrub their hair with conditioner on the other days. The conditioner has mild cleansing properties that help remove buildup with minimal damage to hair, he said.

“Guys want touchable hair,” he said. “They don’t want it to look like there’s anything in there.” The shampoo-conditioner regimen he suggests won’t take out the oil, so the hair isn’t puffy and unmanageable. Shampooing without conditioner isn’t ideal, he said, because it leaves the hair “really dry and really big.”

touchable hair y'all

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:37 pm**

I'd never open up a pea-themed restaurant because peas suck but if I were to open up a pea-themed restaurant, should I name it "May Peas Be With You" or "Give Peas A Chance"?

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:37 pm**

Jerloma wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:37 pm I'd never open up a pea-themed restaurant because peas suck but if I were to open up a pea-themed restaurant, should I name it "May Peas Be With You" or "Give Peas A Chance"?

Depends on its location. It could be called "Peas in The Valley."

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:40 pm**

dad jokes

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:46 pm**

Go Christian themed.

Peasus Christ.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:48 pm**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:37 pm
Jerloma wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:37 pm I'd never open up a pea-themed restaurant because peas suck but if I were to open up a pea-themed restaurant, should I name it "May Peas Be With You" or "Give Peas A Chance"?
Depends on its location. It could be called "Peas in The Valley."

I feel like it'd have to be somewhere with a lot of hipsters like Greenwich Village or Austin.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:25 pm**

Open it as a rest stop just off the thruway. Could call it "Peas To The Highway."

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:39 pm**

Meta World Peas

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:35 pm**

Jerloma wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:37 pm I'd never open up a pea-themed restaurant because peas suck but if I were to open up a pea-themed restaurant, should I name it "May Peas Be With You" or "Give Peas A Chance"?

Comedy writer (Parks and Rec, The Good Place) Megan Amram posted a huge list on twitter a while back of restaurant pun names....

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:11 am**

She's my favorite Twitter follow.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:01 am**

"Lady and the Scampi"? C'mon.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:07 am**

"Forever in Blue Cheese" is amazing.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:11 am**

Wings Martindale is fantastic as well.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:48 am**

I can't even rank them. Believe me, I've tried.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:00 am**

There's a place a few miles from me called "C'est Cheese." Which always makes me wonder the percentage of people who understand that "c'est" is pronounced "say," enabling them to get the joke.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:10 am**

Really like the sister restaurants, Quiche from a Rose, and Knish from a Rose.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:19 am**

I'm cribbing that.

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:05 pm**

I have had an ear infection in my right ear for 3 weeks now. Been through 1 round of Steroids, 2 rounds of Anti-biotics. Nothing helps.

Borderline maddening...

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:50 pm**

I've had negative WAR at work every day for at least the last week and a half.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:15 pm**

This is the third straight time going to the grocery store that I've worn my CMU hat and the third straight time I've been cornered into a conversation with the guy behind the deli counter about the greatness of Antonio Brown (he's a Steelers fan and we largely agree but I still basically just want my cold cuts sliced and given to me so I can carry on with my day).

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:17 pm**

Wear a Peyton Manning jersey next time.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:47 pm**

Or a Justin Strzelczek jersey and ram your cart into the deli counter as hard as you can upon arrival.

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:38 pm**

My father would have been 78 today. That is a concept that makes my head spin. He’s been gone for 33 years. Days like this are when that constant dull ache of loss is replaced by that sharp pain that followed right after he died.

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:53 pm**

bfj wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:38 pm My father would have been 78 today. That is a concept that makes my head spin. He’s been gone for 33 years. Days like this are when that constant dull ache of loss is replaced by that sharp pain that followed right after he died.

Sorry man. That was too young for him to go, and too young for you to lose your dad.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:56 am**

bfj wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:38 pm My father would have been 78 today. That is a concept that makes my head spin. He’s been gone for 33 years. Days like this are when that constant dull ache of loss is replaced by that sharp pain that followed right after he died.

So sorry my friend. My dad has been gone 15, hard to think of the joy my kids would have brought to his face. My mom is about to turn 84. Just found out that she needs to have her aorta replaced. Evidently not as difficult a procedure as it once was. But I'm not sure how I'll do without her. Just typing this is making the room a little dusty.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:36 am**

That is rough. My Mom died 14 years ago, too young at 65 just as she had retired and looked forward to years of helping with and loving the grandchildren she had waited for for so long.

And you know, to this day not a single major event happens in my life where I don't instinctively think I should call her and let her know.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:10 am**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:36 am That is rough. My Mom died 14 years ago, too young at 65 just as she had retired and looked forward to years of helping with and loving the grandchildren she had waited for for so long.

And you know, to this day not a single major event happens in my life where I don't instinctively think I should call her and let her know.

While it was only 7 years ago, same thing. 65, collected two social security checks and died of cancer. Thanks, Obama.

And absolutely I still want to tell her when things happen.

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:03 pm**

Big guy I was matched up with last night in our basketball league looked EXACTLY like AB.

No Kentucky drawl and no bourbon on his breath so it wasn't him.

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:19 pm**

Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:03 pm Big guy I was matched up with last night in our basketball league looked EXACTLY like AB.

No Kentucky drawl and no bourbon on his breath so it wasn't him.

Porg shirt is a dead giveaway too.

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:23 pm**

BSF21 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:19 pm
Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:03 pm Big guy I was matched up with last night in our basketball league looked EXACTLY like AB.

No Kentucky drawl and no bourbon on his breath so it wasn't him.
Porg shirt is a dead giveaway too.

You guys don't wear shirts that match your avatar when meeting other swampers?

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:26 pm**

I never really thought about AB having a Kentucky accent, but I guess he does? Also, I haven't heard his voice in like 7 or 8 years so....

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:31 pm**

A_B wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:23 pm
BSF21 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:19 pm
Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:03 pm Big guy I was matched up with last night in our basketball league looked EXACTLY like AB.

No Kentucky drawl and no bourbon on his breath so it wasn't him.
Porg shirt is a dead giveaway too.
You guys don't wear shirts that match your avatar when meeting other swampers?

If I had an Archer "Van" shirt/series of shirts, I'd never take them off.

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:53 pm**

BSF21 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:31 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:23 pm
BSF21 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:19 pm
Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:03 pm Big guy I was matched up with last night in our basketball league looked EXACTLY like AB.

No Kentucky drawl and no bourbon on his breath so it wasn't him.
Porg shirt is a dead giveaway too.
You guys don't wear shirts that match your avatar when meeting other swampers?
If I had an Archer "Van" shirt/series of shirts, I'd never take them off.

I prefer the tactical turtlenecks, myself.

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:04 pm**

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:38 pm**

Clearly you're aware of this site: http://sterlingarcherdraperpryce.tumblr.com

Others may not be, so I'll share it.

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:39 pm**

Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:38 pm Clearly you're aware of this site: http://sterlingarcherdraperpryce.tumblr.com

Others may not be, so I'll share it.

I was not...I have not laughed that hard in a while...

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:31 pm**

GoodKarma wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:39 pm
Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:38 pm Clearly you're aware of this site: http://sterlingarcherdraperpryce.tumblr.com

Others may not be, so I'll share it.
I was not...I have not laughed that hard in a while...

I wasn't either, and it's amazig.

Posted: **Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:08 am**

Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:38 pm Clearly you're aware of this site: http://sterlingarcherdraperpryce.tumblr.com

Others may not be, so I'll share it.

Bless you Airman! Just what I needed tonight!

Posted: **Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:02 pm**

Weird set of groupon offers in the daily email today, including these two:

Contours

Vaginal Steaming

Vaginal steaming is helpful towards eliminating menstrual cramps, clearing up infections, draining painful cysts, and enhancing libido

Vita Revive

Colon Hydrotherapy Package

This relaxing package is aimed at detoxing the body; colon hydrotherapy gently removes built-up toxins and waste, and is safe and painless

Setting aside my lack of a vag, even if I were vag possessing, are either of those things the kind of thing that one would use a Groupon for? Maybe not where one would cut corners...

The Swamp

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