The Swamp

Shirley wrote: ↑Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:38 pm My poop yesterday was inexplicably hard. My butthole hurt all day. It's still a bit sore.

Good to know.
You need more fiber. More water, too.

And maybe a more limber sphincter.

Drink a 12 pack of Bud Light tonight and I guarantee an opposite result tomorrow morning.

mister d wrote: ↑Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:50 pm Drink a 12 pack of Bud Light tonight and I guarantee an opposite result tomorrow morning.

Taco Bell at 2:00 am to finish the evening.

Shirley wrote: ↑Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:38 pm My poop yesterday was inexplicably hard. My butthole hurt all day. It's still a bit sore.

Wake up with a size 7 poop shoot?

Anybody else here a crossword puzzle fan? I put an app on my phone and I find it to be a great time killer that isn’t social media related.

bfj wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:29 pm Anybody else here a crossword puzzle fan? I put an app on my phone and I find it to be a great time killer that isn’t social media related.

very much so. good ap you'd recommend?

yes please share the app name

Crossword Puzzle Redstone by Redstone Games
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/crosswo ... 48865?mt=8

I do the Very Hard level. I think that says more about the puzzles than my skill level.

I like crosswords, but I'm more addicted to Sudoku and KenKen.

Reverend Jim trying a pot brownie at the behest of his girlfriend while he was attending Harvard University.

bfj wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:29 pm Anybody else here a crossword puzzle fan? I put an app on my phone and I find it to be a great time killer that isn’t social media related.

I downloaded the nytimes crossword app a couple of years ago and absolutely love it. I pay to have free access to the archive, and have been working my way through all the Friday and Saturday puzzles starting from 1998. It’s been a great time killer. I used to do that one, the wapo, and the latimes each day but now just do the nyt.

I try to do the Sunday Times crossword each week - a weekly habit for many, many years.

That app looks like a fine idea.

sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:27 pm I like crosswords, but I'm more addicted to Sudoku and KenKen.

All the three for me, but of late it's mostly crossword and kenken and sporcle as my at work distractions.

EnochRoot wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:25 pm Reverend Jim trying a pot brownie at the behest of his girlfriend while he was attending Harvard University.

That scene features a very young Tom Hanks also.

https://www.sporcle.com/games/PenguinsM ... -nfl-teams


i dont wanna spoil the ending but LOL at how one swamper is about to feel disrespected

TT2.0 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:28 pm https://www.sporcle.com/games/PenguinsM ... -nfl-teams


i dont wanna spoil the ending but LOL at how one swamper is about to feel disrespected

I find that bizarre.

Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:05 pm

TT2.0 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:28 pm https://www.sporcle.com/games/PenguinsM ... -nfl-teams


i dont wanna spoil the ending but LOL at how one swamper is about to feel disrespected

I find that bizarre.

I would assume successful teams and teams in large metropolises would be the most well-known. So, I'm confused.

I share a birthday with Billy Jean King...Maybe explains my appreciation of World Team Tennis

Happy birthday Billie!

rass wrote: ↑Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:44 am Happy birthday Billie!

Michael Jackson wrote a song about her, so you'd think he could spell it right.

Since I share a birthday with Samuel L. Jackson, Julie Delpy, and Emmanuel Macron, maybe I should start using the phrase “mère enculée” more.

i dont really know what thread to put this in, but I figured you guys would appreciate the joke. So my Godfather passed away christmas eve last year, and probating his will has been a nightmare for various reasons, but my mom is the executor of his estate. she calls me yesterday and say.s i need to sign some paperwork for a bequest from him. A little background first. For literally all my life, he has owned and driven pickup trucks. he was also a little morbid and would talk about his will sometimes. Ever since I was seven years old he has told me, "when i die, im leaving you my car". id point out that he drove a truck and he would just laugh and wink at me. for over TWENTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS. that conversation happened literally fifty times. anyway. back to my moms. I go to her house, and she says, "Tom left you his car".

this motherfucker.

he left me a 9mm pistol. made by KAHR. He spent twenty five years on a joke that wouldnt payoff until he died. god i miss that man

That is legendary.

Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Nov 28, 2018 6:52 am That is legendary.

What he said.

That's great.

I somehow managed to not put a belt on today. It's very odd feeling and i hate it and i may drive home at lunch to get one.

A_B wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:17 am I somehow managed to not put a belt on today. It's very odd feeling and i hate it and i may drive home at lunch to get one.

Hey, I did that yesterday! It is a little weird.

I basically don;t have hips, so I simply can not leave the house without a belt.

A_B wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:17 am I somehow managed to not put a belt on today. It's very odd feeling and i hate it and i may drive home at lunch to get one.

One of the first times I left the immediate area with my now-wife I did this and ended up having to go buy one because it was too distracting.

A_B wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:17 am I somehow managed to not put a belt on today. It's very odd feeling and i hate it and i may drive home at lunch to get one.

Speaking of belts. www.grip6.com -- these are kinda life changing.

BSF21 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:33 am

A_B wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:17 am I somehow managed to not put a belt on today. It's very odd feeling and i hate it and i may drive home at lunch to get one.

Speaking of belts. www.grip6.com -- these are kinda life changing.

I think Grip6 advertises on the Total Soccer Show podcast. There should be a sale code out there.

ETA - yes

https://grip6.com/blogs/g6-promo/tss for 20% off one belt, and 33% off a 3 pack.

Lunch with a buddy of mine.

Said that he's having trouble with the "companionship" part of marriage. (He's been married 17 years).

That was a fun meal!

Want to hear a good one? I found out tonight that my Ex has put a block on my girls cell phones so they can't send or receive phone calls and texts from me unless they are on wifi.

Looks like another round of phone calls with my attorney in the morning.

im so sorry dave. that really fucking sucks. i will have a word with the patron saint of luck for you that your attorney will swiftly rectify this. i usually only pray to him for poker hands so im due for a real favor

It seems that these days I get my hangovers during my beer drinking session or the following day when I've had only one.

What the hell happened? I lost the desire to drink over the last couple years, but I didn't think it would affect me like this.

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:45 pm Want to hear a good one? I found out tonight that my Ex has put a block on my girls cell phones so they can't send or receive phone calls and texts from me unless they are on wifi.

Looks like another round of phone calls with my attorney in the morning.

So they can't use regular data either? Pretty sure they can add apps to get around that that don't require text messaging service.

Is there a way you can get a 2nd phone line and have your kids or it in their phone as a friend's number?

Or is she so psychotic she's basically tracking their sleep cycles so that have as little contact with you as possible.

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:45 pm Want to hear a good one? I found out tonight that my Ex has put a block on my girls cell phones so they can't send or receive phone calls and texts from me unless they are on wifi.

Looks like another round of phone calls with my attorney in the morning.

Is your attorney giving her kickbacks?

wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:52 am

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:45 pm Want to hear a good one? I found out tonight that my Ex has put a block on my girls cell phones so they can't send or receive phone calls and texts from me unless they are on wifi.

Looks like another round of phone calls with my attorney in the morning.

Is your attorney giving her kickbacks?

I'm lucky that my attorney is a sailing friend who doesn't charge me for phone calls, consulatations, etc. He only sends me a bill if we actually have to go to court. I make sure to buy him drinks whenever I see him.

Johnnie wrote: ↑Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:12 am

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:45 pm Want to hear a good one? I found out tonight that my Ex has put a block on my girls cell phones so they can't send or receive phone calls and texts from me unless they are on wifi.

Looks like another round of phone calls with my attorney in the morning.

So they can't use regular data either? Pretty sure they can add apps to get around that that don't require text messaging service.

Is there a way you can get a 2nd phone line and have your kids or it in their phone as a friend's number?

Or is she so psychotic she's basically tracking their sleep cycles so that have as little contact with you as possible.

Or just get them burner phones!