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Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:52 am
by Pruitt
Why is it always "porn star" and not "porn actress?"

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:54 am
by L-Jam3
"Porn Thespian"?

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:54 am
by degenerasian
Pruitt wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:52 am Why is it always "porn star" and not "porn actress?"
Same reason it's movie star and not movie actress

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:05 am
by Pruitt
degenerasian wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:54 am
Pruitt wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:52 am Why is it always "porn star" and not "porn actress?"
Same reason it's movie star and not movie actress
Sometimes you get actors who aren;t referred to as being "stars."

And is there a category of "Porn Character Actors or Actresses?"

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:16 am
by degenerasian
Pruitt wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:05 am
degenerasian wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:54 am
Pruitt wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:52 am Why is it always "porn star" and not "porn actress?"
Same reason it's movie star and not movie actress
Sometimes you get actors who aren;t referred to as being "stars."

And is there a category of "Porn Character Actors or Actresses?"
Adult film actress? Pornographic actress?

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:17 am
by brian
Anyone working in porn who moves in circles that involve (alleged) billionaires and sports celebrities is a "star".

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:29 pm
by TT2.0
thanks to all of you, especially those that texted me. quick question...if everyone knows she controls the wedding and knows i proposed 13 hours ago why the FUCK are people asking if we have a day picked...like yeah actually i booked the venue at 3am...idiots

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:03 pm
by degenerasian
Are there things you are absolutely against?

time of year?
outdoors or indoors?
under or over 100 guests?
local or destination
traditional or modern?
buffet or sit down?

you may not want to be involved but do you parents want to be?

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:08 pm
by Giff
TT2.0 wrote: Thu Dec 13, 2018 11:37 pm I will-never know...because she said yes. Im hanging up my jersey and retiring from random pussy
Hey, my wife was trying to help me think of ways to approach this one girl I've been flirting with lately. So you never know!

Congrats!

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:29 pm
by TT2.0
Giff wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:08 pm
TT2.0 wrote: Thu Dec 13, 2018 11:37 pm I will-never know...because she said yes. Im hanging up my jersey and retiring from random pussy
Hey, my wife was trying to help me think of ways to approach this one girl I've been flirting with lately. So you never know!

Congrats!
I'll take "Things that dont fly with a black woman" for 50p Alex

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:10 pm
by Pruitt
TT2.0 wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:29 pm
Giff wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:08 pm
TT2.0 wrote: Thu Dec 13, 2018 11:37 pm I will-never know...because she said yes. Im hanging up my jersey and retiring from random pussy
Hey, my wife was trying to help me think of ways to approach this one girl I've been flirting with lately. So you never know!

Congrats!
I'll take "Things that dont fly with a black woman" for 50p Alex
I'll take "Things that will get you killed by a Jewish woman for 200"

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:15 pm
by phxgators
TT2.0 wrote: Thu Dec 13, 2018 11:37 pm I will-never know...because she said yes. Im hanging up my jersey and retiring from random pussy
Late to the show, but congrats!

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:05 pm
by DaveInSeattle
I was at my work Division Xmas party last night....food, open bar, bowling, pool tables, and karaoke.

One of the VP's of the company got up to sing, and his song was George Michael's "I want your Sex". Hmmm....yeah, it was awkward. Sorry, but if you have to say "I hope HR isn't here" before your karaoke performance, you may want to switch to something a bit less problematic.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:38 pm
by Nonlinear FC
That's just gross.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:44 pm
by DaveInSeattle
Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:38 pm That's just gross.
It was bad. The vibe in the room suffered greatly.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:37 pm
by The Sybian
DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:05 pm I was at my work Division Xmas party last night....food, open bar, bowling, pool tables, and karaoke.

One of the VP's of the company got up to sing, and his song was George Michael's "I want your Sex". Hmmm....yeah, it was awkward. Sorry, but if you have to say "I hope HR isn't here" before your karaoke performance, you may want to switch to something a bit less problematic.
And I just had my first holiday party investigation. Cross-claims of sexual harassment as the male COO and a 23yo female employee went to a bar together after drinking at the holiday party. And the same day, I got a call about another holiday party that will definitely need investigating, and I'm requesting assignment. My colleague who consults the client is extremely sarcastic and can be crude (in an appropriate way while telling me about her clients) called me to tease the case. Male CFO of a large client had a list of sexual acts, including nibbling the ear of another male employee (they are both straight). I love the holiday party calls.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:12 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Cumberland Farms is the Williams-Sonoma of gas stations. Fuck that place.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:07 pm
by bfj
Putting on new eye glasses with a new prescription is enjoyable. Getting new prescription sunglasses after not having sunglasses for years is really really enjoyable.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:26 am
by rass
Happy birthday krunchyfrogg. We hardly knew you.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 1:00 pm
by brian
Came back to work this morning and instantly realized I can't do this same fucking bullshit for even another four years, much less 14. Wife and I have been talking but not making any serious action towards moving, so we talked this morning and we're going to center everything around moving after the election next year. I would be due for four bonuses at work during that time (we get them bi-annually at end of May and November) and the weather here starts to turn shitty around that time too.

Gives us a few months to finish paying off all bills (other than the mortgage) and start saving "real", liquid money. Hoping the real estate market doesn't crash in the next 18 months. Should be able to clear about $150K (after seller fees, etc) from the house and should be able to work 20 hours part-time at work at about $25/hr from Thailand which will pay about 80 to 100 percent of all living expenses ($1500/mo if we're living frugally, $2000/mo if less so).

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 1:05 pm
by Johnnie
I thought you wanted to go to South America.

Regardless, that sounds awesome. I know of many people that retire to the Philippines or Thailand because everything is just so damn cheap there.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 4:45 pm
by The Sybian
brian wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 1:00 pm Came back to work this morning and instantly realized I can't do this same fucking bullshit for even another four years, much less 14. Wife and I have been talking but not making any serious action towards moving, so we talked this morning and we're going to center everything around moving after the election next year. I would be due for four bonuses at work during that time (we get them bi-annually at end of May and November) and the weather here starts to turn shitty around that time too.

Gives us a few months to finish paying off all bills (other than the mortgage) and start saving "real", liquid money. Hoping the real estate market doesn't crash in the next 18 months. Should be able to clear about $150K (after seller fees, etc) from the house and should be able to work 20 hours part-time at work at about $25/hr from Thailand which will pay about 80 to 100 percent of all living expenses ($1500/mo if we're living frugally, $2000/mo if less so).
Only person I know who went to Thailand (other than a vacation) went for a year to teach English, and 20 years later, he is still living there. No idea what he does now, but he eventually married a Thai woman and has a kid.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:57 pm
by mister d
mister d wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:40 am
Pruitt wrote:
Shirley wrote:It turns out I can't get an appointment until Thursday. So, I'll just limp until then. On the plus side, it's actually been improving. It's still very tender on my heel, but it only really hurts now when I step on it wrong.

Maybe this should have all gone in the Things That Make You Feel Old thread. Nobody under the age of 35 even knows what a plantar fascia is.
I've had plantar fasciitis on and off for years. Luckily, mostly off now. But fuck it hurts.
I had a fascia sprain/strain or something and the doctor was pretty clear about "you really want this to be a one time thing and not chronic". Brutally painful, like where before I knew what it was I basically stopped walking because I was convinced my foot was broken and I was breaking it worse with every step.
Feels like it’s back, although not half as bad, and like 8 years later.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:49 pm
by sancarlos
mister d wrote: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:57 pm
mister d wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:40 am
Pruitt wrote:
Shirley wrote:It turns out I can't get an appointment until Thursday. So, I'll just limp until then. On the plus side, it's actually been improving. It's still very tender on my heel, but it only really hurts now when I step on it wrong.

Maybe this should have all gone in the Things That Make You Feel Old thread. Nobody under the age of 35 even knows what a plantar fascia is.
I've had plantar fasciitis on and off for years. Luckily, mostly off now. But fuck it hurts.
I had a fascia sprain/strain or something and the doctor was pretty clear about "you really want this to be a one time thing and not chronic". Brutally painful, like where before I knew what it was I basically stopped walking because I was convinced my foot was broken and I was breaking it worse with every step.
Feels like it’s back, although not half as bad, and like 8 years later.
As long as we're whining about feet... One of the issues in my aborted time as a mailman was that one of my feet was killing me - it felt like there was a pebble on the ball of my foot, just below the second toe. I thought it was a bruise and would heal quickly - but it didn't, and now four months later, it is still a bit of an issue. To be sure, things are a lot better, but I'm kind of shocked this has lingered so long.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:08 pm
by govmentchedda
I really can't sing the praises of my sports massage guy enough. Maybe give that a try?

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:11 pm
by sancarlos
govmentchedda wrote: Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:08 pm I really can't sing the praises of my sports massage guy enough. Maybe give that a try?
Great! Please ask him to come by my house sometime this week!

But seriously, that is a good idea.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:34 am
by Giff
I get irrationally annoyed when I put something in the microwave at work and the person who used it before me just opened the door before the timer was done while not hitting cancel.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:06 am
by Nonlinear FC
Giff wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:34 am I get irrationally annoyed when I put something in the microwave at work and the person who used it before me just opened the door before the timer was done while not hitting cancel.
I have the same issue. I had someone do that while I was waiting to put my food in and it took everything not to snark at her as she walked away.

It's kind of like leaving the toilet seat up.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:38 am
by Ryan
Square Rob wrote: Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:24 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:29 pm Anybody else here a crossword puzzle fan? I put an app on my phone and I find it to be a great time killer that isn’t social media related.
I downloaded the nytimes crossword app a couple of years ago and absolutely love it. I pay to have free access to the archive, and have been working my way through all the Friday and Saturday puzzles starting from 1998. It’s been a great time killer. I used to do that one, the wapo, and the latimes each day but now just do the nyt.
Great crossword clue I saw yesterday (though not in the Times because it's mostly garbage):

Someone who's working for The Weeknd? _ _ _ _ _ _

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:53 am
by L-Jam3
VRYBDY?

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:26 am
by mister d
Wouldn't that be EVERYBDY?

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:29 am
by BSF21
mister d wrote: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:26 am Wouldn't that be EVERYBDY?

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:30 am
by Ryan
It's 'roadie'

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:57 am
by Rush2112
Giff wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:34 am I get irrationally annoyed when I put something in the microwave at work and the person who used it before me just opened the door before the timer was done while not hitting cancel.
The work microwave had 3:30 left on it this morning. Just a weird time to be left on there. 1:30 that much more difficult to type in than 5:00?

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:58 am
by mister d
"Its what you drive your car on plus the acronym for Internet Explorer"

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:08 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Rush2112 wrote: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:57 am
Giff wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:34 am I get irrationally annoyed when I put something in the microwave at work and the person who used it before me just opened the door before the timer was done while not hitting cancel.
The work microwave had 3:30 left on it this morning. Just a weird time to be left on there. 1:30 that much more difficult to type in than 5:00?
I get annoyed by people just leaving time on there, regardless of how much. It's not something that fucks up my mood or anything, but it's just a little thoughtless. I hold doors open for people and let people get off elevators first. I'm not trying to be a white night, but I have to pretty constantly remind myself that not everyone was taught manners.

(Don't get me going on people that start entering an elevator before you are able to get off first. Animals.)

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:27 pm
by mister d
Kids are great for the elevator/subway off-then-on thing because you can loudly remind your kid to really call out the adults.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:55 pm
by govmentchedda
BSF21 wrote: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:29 am
mister d wrote: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:26 am Wouldn't that be EVERYBDY?
Been watching a ton of Homestar lately with my boys, mainly Strong Bad emails, Fwhgwgads.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:12 pm
by Nonlinear FC
mister d wrote: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:27 pm Kids are great for the elevator/subway off-then-on thing because you can loudly remind your kid to really call out the adults.
Last year, I was late for a flight and was pretty stressed out... Tried to get on the shuttle bus before people had exited - total brain fry. Woman looked at me and said, "Sir. We need to get off first." Cool as can be.

I was fucking mortified. Still bothers me today.

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:15 am
by L-Jam3
The female equivalent of giving someone the wanker gesture should be facing her hand palms towards her, pointing down, and touching and rubbing her middle and thumb together