The Swamp

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:38 pm**

Tyler the Creator (a rapper) looks like Mike Vanderjagt.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:28 pm**

I kinda see it. Still not as good as Troy Aikman being the white Jay Z though.

Posted: **Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:43 pm**

It's officially been over a year since Howard has posted.

Posted: **Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:30 pm**

Shirley wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:43 pm It's officially been over a year since Howard has posted.

And this place is lesser because of it.

Posted: **Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:11 pm**

Rush2112 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:30 pm
Shirley wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:43 pm It's officially been over a year since Howard has posted.
And this place is lesser because of it.

Yep

Posted: **Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:16 pm**

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:11 pm
Rush2112 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:30 pm
Shirley wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:43 pm It's officially been over a year since Howard has posted.
And this place is lesser because of it.
Yep

Was hoping my Frank Robinson post would pull him back in.

Posted: **Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:19 pm**

wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:16 pm
govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:11 pm
Rush2112 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:30 pm
Shirley wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:43 pm It's officially been over a year since Howard has posted.
And this place is lesser because of it.
Yep
Was hoping my Frank Robinson post would pull him back in.

It did, sort of - he gave me the ok to post his twitter thoughts, so I did.

Posted: **Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:19 am**

Even seeing 10 seconds of women's boxing makes me feel gross.

Posted: **Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:29 pm**

I wonder if dudes who drive obnoxiously lifted trucks with a decal of The Punisher logo overlayed with the American flag and "blue line" designator realize that Frank Castle beats up cops and has disdain for America, to an extent, due to his military service.

Posted: **Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:50 pm**

Johnnie wrote: ↑Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:29 pm I wonder if dudes who drive obnoxiously lifted trucks with a decal of The Punisher logo overlayed with the American flag and "blue line" designator realize that Frank Castle beats up cops and has disdain for America, to an extent, due to his military service.

On top of being a vigilante, as well.

Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:11 pm**

"Expect the unexpected" is an impossible command.

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:44 am**

The number of Americans with masters degrees has DOUBLED just since 2000.

(Suckers)

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:53 am**

Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:44 am The number of Americans with masters degrees has DOUBLED just since 2000.

(Suckers)

Even "Doubles" would have worked.

Here's an interesting nugget from that release...

Recent immigrants to the United States were more likely to have a college education than earlier immigrants or the native born.

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:41 am**

I really should have opened an online education business 15 years ago. As I am always looking for ways to retire early, what are the major government lending programs? Housing guarantees, student loans, what else? Almost like you can see it coming.

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:58 am**

On the other hand, a shocking number of what were previously entry level positions in firms etc require a Masters - my daughter is dealing now with when to get the next degree as she tries to find something after college that isn't food service/service industry.

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:23 am**

She still in Greensboro? Ive got in laws there and a NC Bar license so Ive got a network. PM me what she is looking for and ill keep a lookout. Legal?

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:39 am**

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:23 am She still in Greensboro? Ive got in laws there and a NC Bar license so Ive got a network. PM me what she is looking for and ill keep a lookout. Legal?

Oh, wow, thanks. I think she and Nora are gonna come back to Maryland is the plan in a few months - re-establish residency here and think about a Masters program in a year or two. If she ends up hanging back in Greensboro, I will take you up on that. Her long term plans don't include law school, but more Masters in Public Administration/Non-profit kinda stuff, I think.

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:05 pm**

This was the plane that flew me from Sarasota to Boston:

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:06 pm**

At least it wasn't intercepted.

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:14 pm**

Cats are taller when they sit down.
The guy who invented the phrase "one hit wonder," probably never came up with another famous thought.
The adult version of “don’t step in the lava” is getting changed in a public restroom.
You don’t realize how old a movie is until you see the computer in it.
Any machine can be a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:16 pm**

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:06 pm At least it wasn't intercepted.

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:20 pm**

EdRomero wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:05 pm This was the plane that flew me from Sarasota to Boston:

I just want the thing to be in the exact same colors and everything except say "Jet" on it because it is clearly a singular aircraft.

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:59 pm**

Bloody Marys should be served at church.

Think about it.

Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:54 pm**

The hold music for the travel agency of the client I am currently dealing with is Tom Petty's "The Waiting".

Just reached the 33-minute mark for this call.

ETA: The cost of changing one of the tickets was $12.47.

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2019 7:07 am**

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:54 pm The hold music for the travel agency of the client I am currently dealing with is Tom Petty's "The Waiting".

Just reached the 33-minute mark for this call.

ETA: The cost of changing one of the tickets was $12.47.

So at least they are honest....You take it on faith, you take it to the heart....The waiting is the hardest part

Posted: **Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:09 pm**

If you aren’t all in on the Morphin app you need to be.

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:07 am**

Queen Parks Rangers offers an official program for fans who want their ashes included as part of the field at Loftus Road.
https://www.funeralzone.co.uk/blog/football-funeral

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:14 am**

wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:07 am Queen Parks Rangers offers an official program for fans who want their ashes included as part of the field at Loftus Road.
https://www.funeralzone.co.uk/blog/football-funeral

That is bizarre, but really nice. Especially since QPR doesn;t even charge the fans.

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:34 am**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:14 am
wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:07 am Queen Parks Rangers offers an official program for fans who want their ashes included as part of the field at Loftus Road.
https://www.funeralzone.co.uk/blog/football-funeral
That is bizarre, but really nice. Especially since QPR doesn;t even charge the fans.

That would be insult to injury after dying a QPR fan.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:26 am**

What happens when they move?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... hxZNYqLpyo

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:13 am**

Johnnie wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:59 pm Bloody Marys should be served at church.

Think about it.

Really should be Virgin Marys though which takes all the fun out of it. Unless you're into torture porn already, then vodka not necessary.

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:44 am**

Torture porn? I don't think that's it.

Maybe my joke should've been blunt. I figure a Bloody Mary is a polite name for "Jesus Afterbirth Cocktail." (So, torture in the sense of giving birth.)

You know, because she was a virgin and her hymen broke while giving birth. Therefore, she was bloody. And her name was Mary.

And since you're already eating his body and blood, maybe praising Mary with a drink in a Catholic Church since she's just as deified within their dogma would be a progressive approach.

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 12:03 pm**

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 12:25 pm**

Bad click here. Wish I hadn't clicked.

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:42 pm**

Kid is getting braces today. Power has cutout twice in the orthodontists office, and has stayed off the second time (FB says there is a fire a couple of blocks away). She was part way through, so they’re continuing without the suction thingy.

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:00 pm**

Wtf. Let's just hope things can only go but so poorly. I mean are they using sunlight?

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:02 pm**

Oh yeah, plenty of light.

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:55 pm**

rass wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:42 pm Kid is getting braces today. Power has cutout twice in the orthodontists office, and has stayed off the second time (FB says there is a fire a couple of blocks away). She was part way through, so they’re continuing without the suction thingy.

Just get a straw and offer to help out.

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:11 pm**

And we thought Bloody Mary was ew!

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:23 pm**

New Strongbad emails!

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