NFL Swampcrash 2014 WEEK THIRTEEN DUE WEDNESDAY

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REMINDERS

Through W16, each set of questions will include 4 Swamper-submitted questions (2 sports, 2 other)
All questions in W17 and the playoffs will come from me
I'll post questions here and email them to the group. Make sure you don't reply to all if answering by email
For your own questions only, you may "cheat" and submit any answer you want
Correct answers get a score equal to the number of people who said it
Wrong answers get the value of the highest-scoring correct answer +5
Low score wins
Standings, tiebreakers, playoff matchups, all determined exactly as they would be in the real NFL

INSTRUCTIONS

Send answers to ryantfriedman (gmail) or private message here
ANSWERS DUE WEDNESDAY @ 11 AM

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QUESTIONS

1. Several countries have more than one official capital for legislative, judicial, adminstrative, or de facto purposes. Name any such capital city of Bolivia, Chile, the Netherlands, South Africa, or Tanzania (11)

2. FROM JERLOMA - Name any black male cast member in Saturday Night Live history (11)

3. FROM SHIRLEY - Name one of the 10 most-visited websites in the world in June 2014, according to Alexa (10)
COMMISH NOTE: 3 are accessed primarily outside of the U.S.

4. Name one of thrillist.com's 16 Southern Restaurant Chains the Rest of the Country Needs, compiled in March of this year (16)
NOTE: "Southern" here seems to include anything from Virginia down through the deep south and west to Texas and Oklahoma. Several of these have already branched out beyond this area but are still primarily associated with the South
NOTE: Does not include Puerto Rico
NOTE: Or food trucks
NOTE: Except Fords

5. Name any Country Music Assocation award winner for Male Vocalist of the Year from 1968 through 1988 (14)

6. Name Japanese-born player who has pitched more than 400 innings in his MLB career (11)

7. FROM BSF -Since the 1970-1971 season, 10 players have won the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (best sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct with a high standard of playing ability) multiple times. Name one. (10)

8. Name one of the 10 countries with the most golf courses per capita in the world, per a 2007 Golf Digest study (10)
NOTE: Countries with fewer than 500,000 people are excluded, and the constituent countries of the United Kingdom ARE considered as separate entities.

9. FROM GIFF - Name any NBA player who has made at least 67 consecutive free throws at any point in his career (10)

10. FROM ROMERO - Since the 2000 season, 11 people have ended the season as the number one ranked NFL fantasy player on pro-football-reference.com (according to an in-house points formula) Name one. (11)
NOTE: Correct answers include 2 quarterbacks and 9 running backs
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Yup. Straight trolling me.

On #2, are all the answers black? I'm not clear.
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AB_skin_test wrote:Yup. Straight trolling me.

On #2, are all the answers black? I'm not clear.
You could answer Gilda Radner and still beat me the way I play AB.
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Wow, just missing 1 person already!
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AB_skin_test wrote:Yup. Straight trolling me.

On #2, are all the answers black? I'm not clear.
We're all African, man.
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Arbitrary Blackness
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Clue as to what the sport is for #7?
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P.D.X. wrote:Clue as to what the sport is for #7?
It rhymes with Lice Cocky
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Ok, further to AB's comment, are we referring to a television show in #2? And, when the question refers to a "member", wouldn't it be more clear to just say "penis"?
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sancarlos wrote:Ok, further to AB's comment, are we referring to a television show in #2? And, when the question refers to a "member", wouldn't it be more clear to just say "penis"?
So that rules out Will Ferrell then huh?
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Here's the equivalent of that cluster fuck that Rush submitted...

Name any black male cast member in Saturday Night Live history.
Note: List includes cast members up to and including about 1996-ish.
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Just havin' a bit of fun with you, big guy.
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sancarlos wrote:Just havin' a bit of fun with you, big guy.
I ain't mad, bro.
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Jerloma wrote:Here's the equivalent of that cluster fuck that Rush submitted...

Name any black male cast member in Saturday Night Live history.
Note: List includes cast members up to and including about 1996-ish.
I'm responding to this now, and then you're going to stop talking about it.

Rush didn't provide the note.
I added the note.
The note defined the set of answers.
The note did not call for a subset of answers.
If you think the question called for more answers than the note suggested, you were reading it wrong or refusing to understand.
The question was problematic on other levels.
I kept it anyway because I got a lot of iffy questions and, despite my intent to make people try again, didn't feel like it.
Some of my own questions are iffy. We've used at least 1,000 questions.
I think yours this week is a repeat.
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Can you clarify the note on #3? Does that mean that most of the visitors come from outside the US, or the websites are based outside of the US?
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K.
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P.D.X. wrote:Can you clarify the note on #3? Does that mean that most of the visitors come from outside the US, or the websites are based outside of the US?
The latter, but I would strongly assume that the former would be accurate as well
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In.
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NEED

DC
Rass
Junkyard
Jerloma
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Sybian
Fluff
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"Assocation"

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rass wrote:"Assocation"

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All about that bass, y'all
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I'm down.
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Not that it would change my already-submitted answer, but what are you considering a black SNL cast member? Are you using the one-drop rule? I was trying to remember them all, and unless I'm using partially black, I'm forgetting one.

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What is the one-drop rule?
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Guesses sent
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Goddamn! Read a book, Jerloma!
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Okay, no. Everyone has at least one ancestor of sub-Saharan descent. What a ludicrous concept.
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L-Jam3 wrote:Not that it would change my already-submitted answer, but what are you considering a black SNL cast member? Are you using the one-drop rule? I was trying to remember them all, and unless I'm using partially black, I'm forgetting one.

Carry on.
The list was actually short one, so you're missing two
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For those who don't know how to operate google:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule
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Ryan wrote:
L-Jam3 wrote:Not that it would change my already-submitted answer, but what are you considering a black SNL cast member? Are you using the one-drop rule? I was trying to remember them all, and unless I'm using partially black, I'm forgetting one.

Carry on.
The list was actually short one, so you're missing two
Wait. Did I... FUCK!
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L-Jam3 wrote:For those who don't know how to operate google:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule
Right, because who wants fucking discourse on a discussion board.
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Ryan, I sent my e-mail to you, yesterday. I will re-send.
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Jerloma wrote:
L-Jam3 wrote:For those who don't know how to operate google:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule
Right, because who wants fucking discourse on a discussion board.
In fairness, I learned a few things from that article. One is that Sally Hemings - Thomas Jefferson's slave/mistress - was 3/4 white. So their kids were 7/8 white, but still slaves, because their mom was a slave.
Totally Kafkaesque
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No, I Googled it as well after realizing that (trol)L-Jam has some sort of adversity to sharing information via human discourse.
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Or I work occassionaly.
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Ryan wrote:
P.D.X. wrote:Clue as to what the sport is for #7?
It rhymes with Lice Cocky
I'm glad I saw this because my initial thought was Annika Sorenstam.
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AB_skin_test wrote: On #2, are all the answers black? I'm not clear.
Good thing I went back and read the thread after answering the questions. I initially submitted a female cast member.
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Seriously this time, all but one person is in. Too bad I won't be around to do the reveal until Monday now. Good to know that everyone can gets answers in sooner, though. Sorry for the ol' bait and tree branch.
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Ryan wrote:Seriously this time, all but one person is in. Too bad I won't be around to do the reveal until Monday now. Good to know that everyone can gets answers in sooner, though. Sorry for the ol' bait and Peterson.
That's better.
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