NFL Swampcrash 2014 WEEK THIRTEEN DUE WEDNESDAY

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:36 am

The Sybian wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote: On #2, are all the answers black? I'm not clear.
Good thing I went back and read the thread after answering the questions. I initially submitted a female cast member.

You went with Cleghorne too? Fuck me. Perhaps I should work in a profession where careful reading is less important.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:10 am

govmentchedda wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote: On #2, are all the answers black? I'm not clear.
Good thing I went back and read the thread after answering the questions. I initially submitted a female cast member.
You went with Cleghorne too? Fuck me. Perhaps I should work in a profession where careful reading is less important.

It's really my fault. I should have written...

Name any black cast member in Saturday Night Live history.
NOTE: Answers include all people with Y chromosomes.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:24 am

Ryan wrote:Seriously this time, all but one person is in. Too bad I won't be around to do the reveal until Monday now. Good to know that everyone can gets answers in sooner, though. Sorry for the ol' bait and tree branch.

Damn you. How can I survive Thanksgiving without knowing if I beat JLo? Or properly answered questions?

devilfluff · Post by **devilfluff** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:34 am

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:37 am

The Sybian wrote:
Ryan wrote:Seriously this time, all but one person is in. Too bad I won't be around to do the reveal until Monday now. Good to know that everyone can gets answers in sooner, though. Sorry for the ol' bait and tree branch.
Damn you. How can I survive Thanksgiving without knowing if I beat JLo? Or properly answered questions?

You got bigger things to worry about. Some guy on the ProJo FB page just threatened you with eternal damnation.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:23 pm

This is literally the only reason I came into work today. That and the fact that our offices are open and I didn't take any PTO.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:25 pm

Someone do one of Jerloma's lyrics quiz things.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:27 pm

Jerloma wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
Ryan wrote:Seriously this time, all but one person is in. Too bad I won't be around to do the reveal until Monday now. Good to know that everyone can gets answers in sooner, though. Sorry for the ol' bait and tree branch.
Damn you. How can I survive Thanksgiving without knowing if I beat JLo? Or properly answered questions?
You got bigger things to worry about. Some guy on the ProJo FB page just threatened you with eternal damnation.

Meh, I'm headed there anyways. BTW, how do you get to hit enter on FB without it starting a new post?

Post by **brian** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:53 pm

Jerloma wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
Ryan wrote:Seriously this time, all but one person is in. Too bad I won't be around to do the reveal until Monday now. Good to know that everyone can gets answers in sooner, though. Sorry for the ol' bait and tree branch.
Damn you. How can I survive Thanksgiving without knowing if I beat JLo? Or properly answered questions?
You got bigger things to worry about. Some guy on the ProJo FB page just threatened you with eternal damnation.

Well, he's a Jew. Duh. I wonder which these fucksticks Christian G-d hates more -- atheists or Jews.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:35 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
Ryan wrote:Seriously this time, all but one person is in. Too bad I won't be around to do the reveal until Monday now. Good to know that everyone can gets answers in sooner, though. Sorry for the ol' bait and tree branch.
Damn you. How can I survive Thanksgiving without knowing if I beat JLo? Or properly answered questions?
You got bigger things to worry about. Some guy on the ProJo FB page just threatened you with eternal damnation.
Meh, I'm headed there anyways. BTW, how do you get to hit enter on FB without it starting a new post?

Hold shift+enter.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:39 pm

brian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
Ryan wrote:Seriously this time, all but one person is in. Too bad I won't be around to do the reveal until Monday now. Good to know that everyone can gets answers in sooner, though. Sorry for the ol' bait and tree branch.
Damn you. How can I survive Thanksgiving without knowing if I beat JLo? Or properly answered questions?
You got bigger things to worry about. Some guy on the ProJo FB page just threatened you with eternal damnation.
Well, he's a Jew. Duh. I wonder which these fucksticks Christian G-d hates more -- atheists or Jews.

Funny thing is...he was acting in neither capacity. Just explaining how the 1st amendment works. He could have been Desmond TuTu.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:41 pm

Sorry, I should have done the song lyric thing. I've been doing nothing anyway. Gotta get on a train to Penn Station in a couple hours so I won't have time now.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 1:06 am

Jerloma wrote:Sorry, I should have done the song lyric thing. I've been doing nothing anyway. Gotta get on a train to Penn Station in a couple hours so I won't have time now.

Mmmmm. Penn Station. #smallfreshcut

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:19 pm

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:13 am

Revealing around 11:45 this morning.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:02 pm

Q1 - Several countries have more than one official capital for legislative, judicial, adminstrative, or de facto purposes . Name any such capital city of Bolivia, Chile, the Netherlands, South Africa, or Tanzania (11)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Cape Town (1) - BSF
Amsterdam (2) - Fluff, Trav
Bloemfontein (2) - Diamond, SL
Dar es Salaam (2) - DC, Pruitt
Sucre (2) - Carwash, Sabo
Pretoria (4) - Alex, Cerrano, Cheddah, Ljam
The Hague (4) - AB, Junkyard, PDX, Sancarlos
Santiago (6) - Bensell, Bronto, Keg, Rass, Shirley, TT
La Paz (7) - Bengal, BFJ, Degen, Giff, Rush, Sybian, Wlulax

INCORRECT ANSWERS (12)
Rotterdam - Brian
Johannesburg - Jerloma

LEFTOVERS
Valparaiso
Dodoma

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:11 pm

Q2 - FROM JERLOMA - Name any black male cast member in Saturday Night Live history (11)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Jerry Minor (1) - Jerloma
Damon Wayans (1) - BFJ
Jay Pharoah (2) - AB, Giff
Chris Rock (3) - Degen, Fluff, Sabo
Kenan Thompson (3) - Bensell, Brian, Bronto
Eddie Murphy (4) - DC, Keg, PDX, Sybian
Michael Che (5) - BSF, Cerrano, Rass, Rush, Trav
Garrett Morris (5) - Carwash, Junkyard, Sancarlos, Shirley, Wlulax
Tim Meadows (6) - Alex, Bengal, Diamond, Pruitt, SL, TT

INCORRECT ANSWERS (11)
Faizon Love - Ljam
Ellen Cleghorne - Cheddah

LEFTOVERS
Finesse Mitchell
Dean Edwards
Tracy Morgan

THRU 2
5 Sabo
5 Fluff
6 DC
6 BSF
6 AB
7 Carwash
7 Trav
8 PDX
8 SL
8 Diamond
8 BFJ
8 Pruitt
9 Bensell
9 Bronto
9 Junkyard
9 Giff
9 Sancarlos
9 Cerrano
10 Alex
10 Keg
10 Degen
11 Rass
11 Sybian
11 Shirley
12 Rush
12 wlulax
12 TT
13 Jerloma
13 Bengal
15 Brian
15 Cheddah
15 Ljam

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:13 pm

Valparaiso the basketball team?

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:14 pm

Q3 - FROM SHIRLEY - Name one of the 10 most-visited websites in the world in June 2014, according to Alexa (10)
COMMISH NOTE: 3 ARE PRIMARILY USED OUTSIDE OF THE UNITED STATES

CORRECT ANSWERS
Baidu (1) - Cheddah
Facebook (1) - Giff
TaoBao (1) - Shirley
Windows Live (1) - Wlulax
Yahoo (2) - DC, Sybian
Twitter (3) - AB, Cerrano, Ljam
Wikipedia (4) - Alex, Carwash, Diamond, Fluff
YouTube (4) - BFJ, Jerloma, Pruitt, Sabo
Google (5) - Bensell, Bronto, Junkyard, Rass, SL

INCORRECT ANSWERS (10)
Amazon - Bengal, BSF, Trav, TT
Alibaba - Brian, PDX, Sancarlos
Weibo - Degen, Keg
LinkedIn - Rush

LEFTOVERS
Tencent QQ

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:16 pm

Or as we old guys say - "The YouTube"

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:17 pm

So are all those foreing ones China's google and Amazon?

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:18 pm

Q4 - Name one of thrillist.com's 16 Southern Restaurant Chains the Rest of the Country Needs, compiled in March of this year (16)
NOTE: "Southern" here seems to refer to anything as far west as Texas/Oklahoma/Arkansas, eastward through the traditional Southeast, and on up to Virginia. Several of these have already branched out beyond this area but are still primarily associated with the South

CORRECT ANSWERS
Cook-Out (1) - Alex
Krystal (1) - AB
Schlotzsky's (1) - Wlulax
Taco Bueno (1) - TT
Zaxby's (1) - Brian
Chick-Fil-A (2) - Degen, Jerloma
Whataburger (4) - Bronto, BSF, Giff, Rush
Bojangles (6) - Bengal, Carwash, Cheddah, PDX, Rass, Shirley
Waffle House (6) - DC, Diamond, Fluff, Junkyard, Ljam, Sybian

INCORRECT ANSWERS (11)
Cracker Barrel - Keg, Pruitt, SL
Dairy Queen - Bensell
Perkins - BFJ
Popeye's - Cerrano
Paula Deen's House of Heart Attacks on a Plate and N Words - Sabo
Black Eyed Pea - Sancarlos
Bubba Gump's - Trav

LEFTOVERS
Burger Street
Biscuitville
Jack's
Milo's
Raising Cane's
Taco Casa
Texadelphia

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:20 pm

Anti-Canadian bias on that last question.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:22 pm

Pruitt wrote:Anti-Canadian bias on that last question.

Appropriate for the week of American Thanksgiving.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:22 pm

Never heard of 13 of them.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:23 pm

Pruitt wrote:Anti-Canadian bias on that last question.

Thats OK, there's anti-southerner bias on one question EVERY WEEK.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:24 pm

Q5 - Name any Country Music Assocation award winner for Male Vocalist of the Year from 1968 through 1988 (14)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Waylon Jennings (1) - Bengal
George Jones (1) - Cerrano
Ronnie Milsap (1) - Giff
Merle Haggard (2) - Alex, Rush
Charley Pride (2) - Diamond, Wlulax
Kenny Rogers (2) - BFJ, Rass
Randy Travis (2) - AB, Pruitt
Johnny Cash (3) - Fluff, Keg, PDX
George Strait (6) - Bensell, Bronto, Junkyard, Sancarlos, SL, Trav

INCORRECT ANSWERS (11)
Conway Twitty - BSF, Carwash, Jerloma, Sabo
Garth Brooks - Degen, TT
Clint Black - Cheddah
Vince Gill - Brian
Tim McGraw - DC
George Johnson - Ljam
Alan Jackson - Shirley
Keith Urban - Sybian

LEFTOVERS
Glen Campbell
Charlie Rich
Don Williams
Ricky Skaggs
Lee Greenwood

HALF
12 AB
15 Giff
16 wlulax
17 Alex
18 Fluff
20 Diamond
24 Rass
24 Bronto
24 Cerrano
25 DC
25 BFJ
25 Pruitt
26 Junkyard
27 PDX
28 Carwash
28 Rush
29 Shirley
30 SL
30 Jerloma
30 Sybian
30 Bengal
31 Bensell
31 Sabo
31 BSF
33 Cheddah
33 Degen
34 TT
34 Trav
34 Keg
35 Ljam
36 Sancarlos
37 Brian

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:24 pm

Pruitt wrote:Anti-Canadian bias on that last question.

I was lucky, All I know is the Chick-Fil-A Bowl and those cow commercials.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:25 pm

I'm glad I know as much about country music as TT!

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:26 pm

Hanging in with the big D, but I play like crap in the second half.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:27 pm

degenerasian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Anti-Canadian bias on that last question.

I was lucky, All I know is the Chick-Fil-A Bowl and those cow commercials.

I knew Chik-Fil-a but thought that it was all over the country. I remember Cracker Barrel from my trip to South Carolina - they are everywhere.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:28 pm

Q6 - Name any player born in Japan who has pitched more than 400 innings in his MLB career (11)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Yu Darvish (1) - SL
Hisashi Iwakuma (1) - Degen
Tomo Ohka (1) - Sabo
Mac Suzuki (1) - Wlulax
Daisuke Matsuzaka (2) - Rass, Rush
Hideki Irabu (5) - Bengal, Giff, Junkyard, Ljam, TT
Hideo Nomo (21) - Everyone else

INCORRECT ANSWERS (26)
none

LEFTOVERS
Hiroki Kuroda
Masato Yoshii
Shigetoshi Hasegawa
Kaz Ishii

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:28 pm

I'm glad that the entire country agrees that Shoney's sucks.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:29 pm

Holy Crapu.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:30 pm

Wow. That's gonna help you out, rass.

boxcar · Post by **boxcar** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:31 pm

fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:31 pm

Baseball gonna do me in again.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:31 pm

Holy shit, really?

Down by 13, I needed a miracle in a must win game. Guess I am still alive to choke it later.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:32 pm

Q7 - FROM BSF -Since the 1970-1971 season, 10 players have won the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (best sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct with a high standard of playing ability) multiple times. Name one. (10)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Marcel Dionne (1) - Pruitt
Ron Francis (1) - Wlulax
Joe Mullen (1) - Cerrano
Jean Ratelle (1) - BSF
Mike Bossy (2) - Diamond, Sybian
Pavel Datsyuk (3) - Brian, DC, Degen
Paul Kariya (4) - Bronto, Sabo, Sancarlos, Trav
Wayne Gretzky (8) - Bengal, Cheddah, Fluff, Giff, Junkyard, Keg, Shirley, TT

INCORRECT ANSWERS (13)
Steve Yzerman - Bensell, PDX
Joe Sakic - AB, Carwash
Ray Bourque - BFJ, Jerloma
Mark Howe - Ljam
Teemu Selanne - Rass
Jari Kurri - Rush
Mario Lemieux - SL
Steve McGoodsport - Alex

LEFTOVERS
Johnny Bucyk
Martin St. Louis

THRU 7
18 wlulax
28 Giff
36 Sabo
37 Degen
39 Rass
39 Junkyard
43 Diamond
43 Rush
43 Bengal
44 SL
46 Cerrano
46 AB
47 TT
47 Pruitt
47 Fluff
49 DC
49 Bronto
51 Alex
53 Ljam
53 Sybian
53 BSF
58 Shirley
59 BFJ
59 Trav
61 PDX
61 Brian
61 Sancarlos
62 Carwash
62 Cheddah
63 Keg
64 Jerloma
65 Bensell

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:33 pm

I know virtually nothing about country music, but the incorrect list looks a whole lot more impressive than the correct list.