(The End of) Journalism Thread

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rass wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:48 am Macpherson forever
Team Ireland here...
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DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 2:43 pm
rass wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:48 am Macpherson forever
Team Ireland here...
I'm curious what KI did to AB's wife. Both of them were world class, if I had to choose one, it would have been Elle, but very little distance between them.
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Stacey Williams.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 3:48 pm Stacey Williams.
There was one that Trump fucked too that was smoking hot.

ETA - Karen McDougal

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 3:56 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 3:48 pm Stacey Williams.
There was one that Trump fucked too that was smoking hot.

ETA - Karen McDougal

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I think she was Playboy, not SI.
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The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:11 pm
govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 3:56 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 3:48 pm Stacey Williams.
There was one that Trump fucked too that was smoking hot.

ETA - Karen McDougal

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I think she was Playboy, not SI.
For some reason the mention of Stacey Williams got me thinking about K McD.
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The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 3:14 pm I'm curious what KI did to AB's wife. Both of them were world class, if I had to choose one, it would have been Elle, but very little distance between them.
I've never met or seen AB's wife, but world class? How'd AB manage that?
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sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:18 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 3:14 pm I'm curious what KI did to AB's wife. Both of them were world class, if I had to choose one, it would have been Elle, but very little distance between them.
I've never met or seen AB's wife, but world class? How'd AB manage that?
Never seen her, but I can't picture AB with anything less than a 9.5
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sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:18 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 3:14 pm I'm curious what KI did to AB's wife. Both of them were world class, if I had to choose one, it would have been Elle, but very little distance between them.
I've never met or seen AB's wife, but world class? How'd AB manage that?
Awesome.

I'm sure I mentioned this before, but my then-girlfriend, who was in advertising, got me a signed copy of the 1989 Swimsuit Edition with KI on the cover.

Which, looking at it now, may be one of the worst pictures of her face. But given that it took me 30 years to even notice ...
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:22 pm Image

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As I recall, team “all of them” would make frequent mental appearances during alone time in the 80s.
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The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:30 pmNever seen … but I can't picture AB with anything less than … 9.5
Johnnie wrote: ↑Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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Only thing dudes like doing more than jacking off when they were young is talking about jacking off when they were young when they are old.
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rass wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:03 pm Only thing dudes like doing more than jacking off when they were young is talking about jacking off when they were young when they are old.
Naw, the former was way better.
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SI Sportsman of the Year
To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."
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duff wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 10:34 am SI Sportsman of the Year
Makes sense since chasing clicks...
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Did they vote on that in September?
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Figure it was written/voted on by AI to generate traffic (Like Dsafe suggested)
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Is that satire?
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jeez man, he's not even the best candidate in Colorado
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The Big Lead had it right when they said "When the AI only looks at September SEO metrics"
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He wasn’t the best candidate in Colorado back in September either.
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duff wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 10:34 am SI Sportsman of the Year
You have got to be fucking kidding me...
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Democracy may die in darkness... But journalism does if you spend this many words on this topic.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/of ... 5a0c667282
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