It's the sixth version of The Swamp. What could possibly go wrong?
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That "Catcorder" bit was a hilarious staple at parties for me in the 1980's and 1990's.Rush2112 wrote:Shrew I like the one eyed parrot impersonation in the 2nd photo.
(John he came to a BBQ meetup)
Reminds me of Joe Queenan's "Mickey Rourke for one Day"howard wrote:Ah, but to be Lemmy for one day
5:00. Rise, smoke first Marlboro.
5:01. Smash bathroom mirror with fist (Pope), curse unidentified motherfuckers who want me to compromise my principles and suck their cocks.
5:04. Smoke second Marlboro.
5:05. Take a massive wad of bills out of my shoes (Pope).
5:06. My children wake, come in to hug me. "I really like this family," I snarl, shoving them away, "but you're pushing my patience" (Desperate Hours).
5:08. Smoke third Marlboro.
5:15. Hit local diner, sprinkle raw sugar all over my tongue, then wash it down with glass of Coke (Diner).
5:21. Kick over two trash cans (Pope).
5:26. Smoke fourth Marlboro, grind out butt with heel of my boot.
5:27. Work out on speed bag at gym (Home-boy).
5:45. Kick over two more trash cans (Pope).
5:49. Order French fries with gravy (Diner).
5:52. Smoke fifth Marlboro.
5:54. Call passing motorist "motherfucker."
5:56. Get in line for train to New York. Man tries to sneak ahead of me. "Fuck you, mother fucker," I snarl, as Rourke has in several of his interviews. "You fuck with me, we're gonna fucking get down. You're not gonna cut off my balls the way they cut off Michael Cimino's." Ancient, short retiree skulks off.
Those are Thai Fisher Cats. I like the one on the left. He looks like he's been doing ectasy or whippets.AB_skin_test wrote:Does that make your avatar a 3D catcorder?
Or like some asshole has been flipping him upside down.Shrew wrote:Those are Thai Fisher Cats. I like the one on the left. He looks like he's been doing ectasy or whippets.AB_skin_test wrote:Does that make your avatar a 3D catcorder?
That's what those are! I couldn't figure it out last night and went with the salad dressing instead.testuser2 wrote:I love me some fig newtons as well. The cheaper the better.
They sell them at Dollar Tree.rass wrote:Or like some asshole has been flipping him upside down.Shrew wrote:Those are Thai Fisher Cats. I like the one on the left. He looks like he's been doing ectasy or whippets.AB_skin_test wrote:Does that make your avatar a 3D catcorder?
That's what those are! I couldn't figure it out last night and went with the salad dressing instead.testuser2 wrote:I love me some fig newtons as well. The cheaper the better.
Did you ever notice that Fig Newtons are almost never on sale?
Funny, but needs some Barfly action. Maybe some morning alcohol, followed by a brawl or two.Shrew wrote:Reminds me of Joe Queenan's "Mickey Rourke for one Day"howard wrote:Ah, but to be Lemmy for one day5:00. Rise, smoke first Marlboro.
5:01. Smash bathroom mirror with fist (Pope), curse unidentified motherfuckers who want me to compromise my principles and suck their cocks.
5:04. Smoke second Marlboro.
5:05. Take a massive wad of bills out of my shoes (Pope).
5:06. My children wake, come in to hug me. "I really like this family," I snarl, shoving them away, "but you're pushing my patience" (Desperate Hours).
5:08. Smoke third Marlboro.
5:15. Hit local diner, sprinkle raw sugar all over my tongue, then wash it down with glass of Coke (Diner).
5:21. Kick over two trash cans (Pope).
5:26. Smoke fourth Marlboro, grind out butt with heel of my boot.
5:27. Work out on speed bag at gym (Home-boy).
5:45. Kick over two more trash cans (Pope).
5:49. Order French fries with gravy (Diner).
5:52. Smoke fifth Marlboro.
5:54. Call passing motorist "motherfucker."
5:56. Get in line for train to New York. Man tries to sneak ahead of me. "Fuck you, mother fucker," I snarl, as Rourke has in several of his interviews. "You fuck with me, we're gonna fucking get down. You're not gonna cut off my balls the way they cut off Michael Cimino's." Ancient, short retiree skulks off.
I would think that it needs some "having a lot of sex with Kim Basinger" action.sancarlos wrote:Funny, but needs some Barfly action. Maybe some morning alcohol, followed by a brawl or two.Shrew wrote:Reminds me of Joe Queenan's "Mickey Rourke for one Day"howard wrote:Ah, but to be Lemmy for one day5:00. Rise, smoke first Marlboro.
5:01. Smash bathroom mirror with fist (Pope), curse unidentified motherfuckers who want me to compromise my principles and suck their cocks.
5:04. Smoke second Marlboro.
5:05. Take a massive wad of bills out of my shoes (Pope).
5:06. My children wake, come in to hug me. "I really like this family," I snarl, shoving them away, "but you're pushing my patience" (Desperate Hours).
5:08. Smoke third Marlboro.
5:15. Hit local diner, sprinkle raw sugar all over my tongue, then wash it down with glass of Coke (Diner).
5:21. Kick over two trash cans (Pope).
5:26. Smoke fourth Marlboro, grind out butt with heel of my boot.
5:27. Work out on speed bag at gym (Home-boy).
5:45. Kick over two more trash cans (Pope).
5:49. Order French fries with gravy (Diner).
5:52. Smoke fifth Marlboro.
5:54. Call passing motorist "motherfucker."
5:56. Get in line for train to New York. Man tries to sneak ahead of me. "Fuck you, mother fucker," I snarl, as Rourke has in several of his interviews. "You fuck with me, we're gonna fucking get down. You're not gonna cut off my balls the way they cut off Michael Cimino's." Ancient, short retiree skulks off.
Oh, and I also love me some Fig Newtons. But, my wife and daughter are not fans, so I rarely taste one, anymore.
See, I don't get that reference but come Monday...I'll fuck you up for free.howard wrote:The summer wind
Came blowing in
From across the sea
That song plays during the opening credits.Jerloma wrote:See, I don't get that reference but come Monday...I'll fuck you up for free.
I hadn't even noticed any socks.Johnnie wrote:I'm going to eventually share that photo. Those socks are so damn 'MURICAN.
Commie.sancarlos wrote:I hadn't even noticed any socks.Johnnie wrote:I'm going to eventually share that photo. Those socks are so damn 'MURICAN.
FIFYHDO45331 wrote:Back in my day, bison were so plentiful that trains would stop, and people would just shoot them and leave them there.
Native Americans hated that, but I would imagine the vultures loved it.
That hurts.Rush2112 wrote:FIFYHDO45331 wrote:Back in my day, bison were so plentiful that trains would stop, and people would just shoot them and leave them there.
Native Americans hated that, but I would imagine the vultures loved it.
