The Swamp

I think my post of these pics made the front page of Reddit.

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From TPB3

Randy don't play me for some kinda fool. Ma'fuckas with a gut like that aint off the cheeseburgers, Ma'fuckas with a gut like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers.

DC47 wrote:

Johnnie wrote:Prepare to see this on the news tonight/today. Show of force for North Korea.

You let them swipe one of our airplanes?

This made me chuckle.

North Korea busted using Photoshop

Yup. This was my laugh of the day yesterday.

Not all Kwames are alike. (I blame Michael Jordan)

Sorry Mr. D.

Supposedly this is the most distant image of Earth, taken by Voyager 1 at some point. I don't have a date for the image.

So Kim Jong-Un is a Mac fanboy. Hipsters everywhere can rejoice with their new homeboy.

A computer powerful enough to start WW3. Stylish too!

So I mentioned it here, I might as well share it.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THE NORTH KOREANS ALL OF OUR SECRETS JOHNNIE???????????

Don't worry, CNN strives to do just that.

Johnnie wrote:So I mentioned it here, I might as well share it.

What? R2D2 in between them?

These are Johnnie's crossfit shoes.

Damn it...is there a way to resize linked pictures?

Grasspenis wrote:Damn it...is there a way to resize linked pictures?

UPut the link in photobucket or imgr and resize the picture then paste the new link.

Rush2112 wrote:

Grasspenis wrote:Damn it...is there a way to resize linked pictures?

UPut the link in photobucket or imgr and resize the picture then paste the new link.

Ok well, without doing that. By 'resize a linked picture', I meant like resizing a linked picture.

I think it's hysterical that all of Johnnies reddit posts are either in r/crossfit or r/murica.

Grasspenis wrote:

Rush2112 wrote:

Grasspenis wrote:Damn it...is there a way to resize linked pictures?

UPut the link in photobucket or imgr and resize the picture then paste the new link.

Ok well, without doing that. By 'resize a linked picture', I meant like resizing a linked picture.

Download a bootleg version of Photoshop, or a legit open source facsimile. Save the image to your computer. Right-click on said image and...

Ryan wrote: Download a bootleg version of Photoshop, or a legit open source facsimile. Save the image to your computer. Right-click on said image and...

You can all mouth-click on my balls!

I just hit Command&- and it makes everything smaller! Voila!

Grasspenis wrote:

Ryan wrote: Download a bootleg version of Photoshop, or a legit open source facsimile. Save the image to your computer. Right-click on said image and...

You can all mouth-click on my balls!

I can mouth-click my own balls, thank you very much!

ZMan wrote:I think it's hysterical that all of Johnnies reddit posts are either in r/crossfit or r/murica.

Those people from r/MURICA don't even know that I'm the moderator for the OFFICIAL Murica page on FB either. And ::puts on hipster glasses:: my page was around before theirs. Eventually I'll turn to r/AirForce too.

I lurk, mostly. You think I'd ever comment in r/gonewild, r/ass, r/hardbodies, r/datgap and any other subreddit where I'm looking at hot chicks? Yea, right.

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rass has a sub-reddit?

#cool.

Sabo wrote:Supposedly this is the most distant image of Earth, taken by Voyager 1 at some point. I don't have a date for the image.

February 14th, 1990. That picture is what Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" is based on. He tells the story of how they got it here right before his epic monologue.

Vlad being heckled by topless protesters in Germany. Some guys have all the luck.

I can't wait to be heckled by topless protestors.

Johnnie wrote:I can't wait to be heckled by topless protestors.

Next time you are in NJ, I'll heckle you.

Eww.

Johnnie wrote:Eww.

I'll go on the 'Murica diet for a year to really make it a spectacle for you.

The Sybian wrote:

Johnnie wrote:Eww.

I'll go on the 'Murica diet for a year to really make it a spectacle for you.

Artists representation of the event:

Dogs wearing panty hose.

I suppose it gets a bit difficult if the dog needs to take a whiz or shit and the owner isn't ready/available.

And, how much training is involved in getting the dogs to walk in heels? I know women who haven't mastered it yet, so it must be tough for a golden retriever.

Shrew wrote:Dogs wearing panty hose.

That ain't right.

So this is what happens when you tell Korean kids to express their thoughts:







More here. And more in the linked Tumblr account.

Shrew wrote:Dogs wearing panty hose.

OK, the poll asking about that is 68% "sinister and vile"

Sinister?? Really? Like there's some plot to take over the world using dogs in pantyhose? These Chinese folks have ulterior motives we haven't quite figured out yet.