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#McConnelling
Let Jon Stewart explain.
A sample:
(And if I had video editing skillz: Pussy Be Yankin. Good Vibrations. Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta. Hit 'Em up. And that's just off the top of my head.)
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YouDubber exists.
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Pussy Be Yankin
Hit Em Up
Good Vibrations
Let Jon Stewart explain.
A sample:
(And if I had video editing skillz: Pussy Be Yankin. Good Vibrations. Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta. Hit 'Em up. And that's just off the top of my head.)
ETA
YouDubber exists.
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Pussy Be Yankin
Hit Em Up
Good Vibrations
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That site is awesome.
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http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?vide ... o_start=20" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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US Airways should have an opening on their social media staff. It's a bit NSFW. Summary.. A customer complained about flight delays and US Air replied with a picture of a 777 crash landing into some lady's hoohaa.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/u ... c-things-y
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/u ... c-things-y
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FTFA above:
"The graphic picture is originally from a German-language amateur porn and shock site."
Yeah, what a surprise.
"The graphic picture is originally from a German-language amateur porn and shock site."
Yeah, what a surprise.
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Are Twitter links to sites that have paywalls (like newspapers) supposed to always bypass that paywall? If not, is there a way to tweet those links so that they do?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Ari Fleischer, who was the White House Press Secretary during the Sept. 11 attacks, has been tweeting all day about what happened that day. It's pretty interesting stuff. He started tweeting around 8:30 a.m. or so. It's worth viewing his timeline.
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https://twitter.com/AriFleischer" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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What a shock. The Tweets make Bush look like the second coming of John Wayne.
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This could just be me because I'm a huge fan of his, but John Dingell's tweets are usually pretty hysterical considering they're coming from a 87-year-old Congressman (he's been accused of having staffers do them, but that's apparently been debunked.
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ETA: Should be noted he Tweets about sports a lot which is appropriate since this is a sports forum. Also, for those of you who don't know Dingell is retiring in January as the longest serving Congressman in American history. Proud to have lived in his district for a decade or so in the 2000s.
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ETA: Should be noted he Tweets about sports a lot which is appropriate since this is a sports forum. Also, for those of you who don't know Dingell is retiring in January as the longest serving Congressman in American history. Proud to have lived in his district for a decade or so in the 2000s.
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Doing a twitter search for Puig is more dangerous to my mental health than reading comments on profootballtalk
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I don't think history will look kindly on John Dingell's central role in the tragedies of federal policy regarding climate change and the destruction of the American auto industry. He was always about the short game of protecting the status quo. But it was the long game that mattered.brian wrote:This could just be me because I'm a huge fan of his, but John Dingell's tweets are usually pretty hysterical considering they're coming from a 87-year-old Congressman (he's been accused of having staffers do them, but that's apparently been debunked.
https://twitter.com/john_dingell" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
ETA: Should be noted he Tweets about sports a lot which is appropriate since this is a sports forum. Also, for those of you who don't know Dingell is retiring in January as the longest serving Congressman in American history. Proud to have lived in his district for a decade or so in the 2000s.
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The Chicago Tribune did a Q&A with @FauxPelini.
I gotta say @FauxPelini is one of my favorite Twitter accounts. It is consistently hilarious.
I gotta say @FauxPelini is one of my favorite Twitter accounts. It is consistently hilarious.
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THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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New Titans QB Zach Mettenberger with an awesome Dodgeball reference:
Zach Mettenberger @mettshow · 17h 17 hours ago
The hair is feathered and lethal for Sundays game cotton!!
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He certainly doesn't appear to take himself too seriously.
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I like him. He's doomed.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Model Chrissy Teigan said this in response to the shooting in Canada:
"Active shooting in Canada, or as we call it in America, Wednesday."
She took so much shit for it including death threats that she quit Twitter. That's pretty fucking absurd. I'd make the same comment.
"Active shooting in Canada, or as we call it in America, Wednesday."
She took so much shit for it including death threats that she quit Twitter. That's pretty fucking absurd. I'd make the same comment.
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I saw your Mozart boob girl is getting death threats, too.Johnnie wrote:Model Chrissy Teigan said this in response to the shooting in Canada:
"Active shooting in Canada, or as we call it in America, Wednesday."
She took so much shit for it including death threats that she quit Twitter. That's pretty fucking absurd. I'd make the same comment.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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No doubt. I have started to follow him on twitter, as he seems pretty awesome in terms of handling the whole NFL starting qb thing. He's likely screwed.Ryan wrote:I like him. He's doomed.
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JJ Watt was not amused.brian wrote:He certainly doesn't appear to take himself too seriously.
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I am glad I live 1,500 miles from JJ Watt.sancarlos wrote:JJ Watt was not amused.brian wrote:He certainly doesn't appear to take himself too seriously.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Watt on sack and fake selfie "Kind of a reminder this is NFL, not high school. Welcome to the show."
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Can someone who he follows let @swmpersteve know that his Twitter account appears to have been compromised?
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Curt Schilling posted a gross picture of his ankle taken (supposedly?!?)before the bloody sock game. called Mr. D and others a ketchup dink, and then blew up twitter with a ridiculous debate about evolution. Guess the leave-the-guy-alone-he-has-cancer-grace-time has expired.
Also, PFTCommenter gets involved too with people responding not realizing it's a parody account.
Also, PFTCommenter gets involved too with people responding not realizing it's a parody account.
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funEdRomero wrote:Curt Schilling posted a gross picture of his ankle taken (supposedly?!?)before the bloody sock game. called Mr. D and others a ketchup dink, and then blew up twitter with a ridiculous debate about evolution. Guess the leave-the-guy-alone-he-has-cancer-grace-time has expired.
Also, PFTCommenter gets involved too with people responding not realizing it's a parody account.
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This is insane...
He can't really think that's what evolution is, can he?
He can't really think that's what evolution is, can he?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Someone should ask him how his video game company is doing.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Rex has been cracking me the F up lately.
My only fear of death is coming back to this b1tch reincarnated
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Unbelievably stupid. Unfathomably stupid. The kind of shit that makes me want to fuck off to some beach in Guatemala or Belize and leave this stupid country behind forever.
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I hope this leads to him leaving ESPN, so I can read him without the Insider bs. I'm guessing he's the biggest draw to Insider. Well, maybe next to all the draft preview stuff.
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Man, who's gonna condescend to me this weekend now?
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Schilling played with Jonathan Papelbon, so I can sorta understand his skepticism about Darwinism.
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Board Game Dork on MMORPG Dork Crime? Boy, I don't know.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Ryan wrote:Board Game Dork on MMORPG Dork Crime? Boy, I don't know.
that's when i decided to try to figure out was MMORPG means.
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ESPN's "Keith's Twitter suspension had absolutely nothing to do with his opinions on the subject" response sounds so much like "... but rather how he said it ... so yeah, its about that".
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(The part of me that loves Klaw also hopes that's the case, given he's been very open about his issues and how they're exacerbated with the season changes.)
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Agreed. And to make matters worse, Schilling is still allowed to spout off his political opinions on Twitter. Not going to link to him, but now he's decided his opinion on the Michael Brown grand jury is worth sharing.brian wrote:Unbelievably stupid. Unfathomably stupid. The kind of shit that makes me want to fuck off to some beach in Guatemala or Belize and leave this stupid country behind forever.
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I know it was over a week ago but this was fucking awesome.
For anyone unfamiliar, after Galileo was sentenced to life imprisonment by the RCC for defending a heliocentric solar system, he walked out on his balcony, looked up at the sky and said those words (And yet it moves).
For anyone unfamiliar, after Galileo was sentenced to life imprisonment by the RCC for defending a heliocentric solar system, he walked out on his balcony, looked up at the sky and said those words (And yet it moves).
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God