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The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 12:02 am

Pruitt wrote:
rass wrote:
Ever read something that makes you think the world is beyond hope?

I hope you aren't reaching the limits of your cynicism. Again.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 10:07 am

The Sybian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:
rass wrote:
Ever read something that makes you think the world is beyond hope?
I hope you aren't reaching the limits of your cynicism. Again.

Always room to go just a little bit further.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:20 pm

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:07 pm

if boxcar had posted on the swamp last night, he wouldn't be the swamp's primary suspect in these most recent dumpster fires.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:22 pm

rass wrote:

It is currently unknown if the fires were set intentionally, but the Fire Department said all the fires were related to fireworks.

Wait, what?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:10 am

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:20 am

This might hit a little close to home for at least one ex(?) Swamper...

h/t

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:41 am

I had assumed that tweet was from a fake/satirical account, and moved on with my life. Not at all surprised plenty of people and media outlets took it at face value.

But, that tweeter is something else.

She is really fucking racist.

She does, however, make some good points:

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:44 am

I think it is a fake account. Or at least it's not really a person named that.

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:22 pm

Today I added two accounts, that fake southern christian ham sandwich lady above, and a fake Donald Trump feed that is funny. Both post frequently, plus Ken Tremendous is on a Bradygate flurry of posts. So while I was doing some work, my twitter was blowing up, I figured it was mostly these three nonsense accounts and I didn't bother to look.

Little did I know a major country in possibly the single most stategic location on the globe was blowing up.

howard · Post by **howard** » Mon Aug 15, 2016 9:49 pm

howard · Post by **howard** » Thu Aug 18, 2016 3:15 pm

At least he still has his sense of humor (well, and he has a wife who will be a special assistant to the next president)

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Aug 18, 2016 9:24 pm

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:11 am

We never had a dedicated Sterling thread. Might explain how/why I missed this up until now:

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:21 am

That is hilarious.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:58 am

That would work for anyone named Sterling: Donald, Roger, Archer...

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:08 am

I'm laughing way too hard at that.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Aug 19, 2016 2:40 pm

L-Jam3 wrote:That would work for anyone named Sterling: Donald, Roger, Archer...

Holloway.

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Aug 19, 2016 3:37 pm

since I mentioned Lou Reed, the one with a mustache,

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:11 pm

I guess she freaked upon being retweeted, but it was sort of funnier in context. Or not?

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:28 pm

Her twitter handle is "Cuntson Wentz", and sig line "They see me Sprolin', they hatin', so I would think her freak out is limited. (I can't read her stream, for followers only)

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:37 pm

howard wrote:Her twitter handle is "Cuntson Wentz", and sig line "They see me Sprolin', they hatin', so I would think her freak out is limited. (I can't read her stream, for followers only)

That's what I meant. She locked down her stream as I was in the process of copying the link over to the Swamp.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:01 pm

Chrissy Teigen trolling Katrina Pierson. If I did the Twitter, I'd follow her so hard.

Of course, Pierson too dumb to get it

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:09 pm

Most hilarious is that you can see on the last tweet - the response by Pierson - that she doesn't realize she's being trolled. Just like Michael Scott in The Office video Teigen tweeted.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 5:14 pm

This one is in honor of Shrew, the Swamp's great cat lover.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 10:34 pm

Fantastic.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:37 pm

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 5:47 am

DALOPKT NALOPKT means "not a lot of people know that"? Why you would use that phrase often enough that it requires an acronym?

howard · Post by **howard** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:52 am

part of being a hipster. But you probably never heard of that.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:23 am

It wasn't entirely clear whether that was intended as a warning for Concerned Parents or an instructional manual.

"For more sexting acronyms, visit the Internet"

Post by **brian** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:37 am

rass wrote:DALOPKT NALOPKT means "not a lot of people know that"? Why you would use that phrase often enough that it requires an acronym?

Because NALOPKT

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:43 am

brian wrote:
rass wrote:DALOPKT NALOPKT means "not a lot of people know that"? Why you would use that phrase often enough that it requires an acronym?
Because NALOPKT

ppl forget that

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:04 pm

Rex wrote:It wasn't entirely clear whether that was intended as a warning for Concerned Parents or an instructional manual.

"For more sexting acronyms, visit the Internet"

Now fathers can communicate with their daughters friends!

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:05 am

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:18 pm

duff · Post by **duff** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:57 pm

Pie, all day long.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:13 pm

Yeah. I need more pie in my life.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:17 pm

Before I got to college I would have said cake all day long. But you know, college opens you up to new things and it's pie far as the eye can see now.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:21 pm

Cake was winning when I posted that here. Pie has pulled even since.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:23 pm

Should be pie in a landslide. Fruit pies, cream pies, even meat pies.