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Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:02 am
by rass

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 12:42 pm
by sancarlos
If you look closely at her clothing, it says, "Orchids of Asia".

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:50 am
by EdRomero
Based on replies, journalists seemed to like this

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:29 am
by Baloney
Anyone following Devin Nunes' cow?

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:34 am
by EdRomero
Baloney wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:29 am Anyone following Devin Nunes' cow?
Yep. That cow sure tweets a lot.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:52 pm
by Steve of phpBB
Baloney wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:29 am Anyone following Devin Nunes' cow?
Yes. It's awesome.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 1:36 pm
by Baloney
Cow now has more followers than owner

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:15 pm
by DaveInSeattle
This thread is hilarity....



Mine is:

Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say

A Palm Coast man is accused of running around naked, swearing and yelling at people to look at his genitals while in a Chick-fil-A parking lot, according to Flagler County Sheriff's Office officials.

Cory Hatzl, 30, was arrested Monday morning after a woman called authorities around 1 a.m. saying Hatzl was chasing her boyfriend and "trying to fight" him.

The woman received a call from her boyfriend who was riding his bike by a Winn-Dixie on Palm Coast Parkway when Hatzl started chasing him, authorities said. The woman said when she and her boyfriend arrived at the Chick-fil-A, Hatzl tried to fight her boyfriend and then started to take off his clothes.

Officials said Hatzl kept yelling at the woman's boyfriend, "you're gay for looking at my penis."

When deputies arrived, Hatzl had dried blood on his nose and would not tell authorities his name. Officials said Hatzl yelled at multiple vehicles driving by to look at his genitals while authorities tried to get him to put shorts on.

Hatzl is charged with obstruction by not cooperating with authorities. The woman and her boyfriend did not press charges for indecent exposure.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:37 pm
by brian

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 8:14 am
by Pruitt
DaveInSeattle wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:15 pm This thread is hilarity....

I got: MOTHER: FLORIDA MAN IN CROCODILE PIT COULD LOSE FOOT, BLAMES DRUGS FOR INCIDENT

Gold!

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 8:19 am
by A_B

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 8:42 am
by Ryan

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 am
by duff

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:14 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:19 am
by tennbengal
I just tried out for the first time the word filter option and it is glorious. I filtered out Trump, Mueller, Barr, and GOP and my feed is already a million times better.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 5:17 pm
by Johnnie

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 5:19 pm
by mister d
Chylkboaryd.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:48 am
by Johnnie

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 5:11 pm
by brian

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 6:45 pm
by Johnnie

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:22 pm
by mister d

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:12 am
by Johnnie
I know it makes me an uppity elitest, but I agree.

It's either this or that picture of all the white rich people laughing.


Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:22 am
by Pruitt
Republican moral compass...

Image

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:45 pm
by Brontoburglar
I am concerned for the health of that kid with the long hair

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 5:24 pm
by A_B
Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:45 pm I am concerned for the health of that kid with the long hair
Pretty sure that’s a grown man, but yeah he’s carrying a few extra pounds.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 3:03 pm
by The Sybian
Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:45 pm I am concerned for the health of that kid with the long hair
I couldn't understand a word he said. It was like Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel from the Simpsons had his family come to life.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 7:22 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:11 am
by Johnnie

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 12:57 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 1:20 pm
by Pruitt
That last sentence is chillingly prescient.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:48 pm
by EdRomero


and then he goes on to bash Gottlieb in more tweets

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:52 am
by A_B
You may be goth, but are you "crow on your knee in the subway" goth?

EDIT: I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THIS IS A RAVEN, NOT A CROW. FUCK OFF, BIRDBOY.


Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:10 am
by Pruitt
A_B wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:52 am You may be goth, but are you "crow on your knee in the subway" goth?

EDIT: I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THIS IS A RAVEN, NOT A CROW. FUCK OFF, BIRDBOY.

Image

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:35 am
by DaveInSeattle
Alt-Right/Misogynist Douche-bag Mike Cernovich decided to post some fashion advice on twitter. It did not go well for him...



Because god knows, straight white men would NEVER be caught dead wearing plaid shirts and jeans.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:09 pm
by mister d
Thum of thoth outfiths look like thtuff I own.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:21 pm
by Pruitt


Methinks buddy doesn't realize that the jacket no longer fits.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:22 pm
by Ryan
Captain Kangaroo + Love Boat + Republican Easter Brunch = WIN

Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:19 pm
by tennbengal

Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:57 pm
by Pruitt
The twitter site where he found that picture is hysterical!


Re: Twitter

Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 9:06 am
by Johnnie
This could be in the Jeopardy thread, but I'm not checking.