The Swamp

Posted: **Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:41 am**

Anyone ever block a random person just because of their interaction with someone else you follow? Almost 100% chance they'd never interact with me at all, but I don't want to risk it. Anyway I've done it a few times.

Posted: **Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:03 am**

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:41 am Anyone ever block a random person just because of their interaction with someone else you follow? Almost 100% chance they'd never interact with me at all, but I don't want to risk it. Anyway I've done it a few times.

I do this all the time, even though I never post anything on Twitter and only use it as an information/humor source and don’t interact with anyone. Overuse of a tired meme or gif is a common blockworthy offense for me. Don’t go bringing a Simpsons meme or Jonah Hill gif onto my timeline unless your content is really good!

Posted: **Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:36 am**

Shirley wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:56 pm
Rex wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:42 pm Sounds like a good Swamp bragging topic: what’s your best Twitter interaction? I got a like from Jim Everett once (and it was not a tweet about him). Bronto doesn’t get to play this game.
Ralph Sampson retweeted me a couple of years ago. I'm not gonna top that.

He liked a tweet of mine a few days ago as well.

Posted: **Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:44 am**

Shirley wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:36 am
Shirley wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:56 pm
Rex wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:42 pm Sounds like a good Swamp bragging topic: what’s your best Twitter interaction? I got a like from Jim Everett once (and it was not a tweet about him). Bronto doesn’t get to play this game.
Ralph Sampson retweeted me a couple of years ago. I'm not gonna top that.
He liked a tweet of mine a few days ago as well.

So obviously it's all been downhill.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:26 am**

Fucking Marines.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:33 pm**

This is the Content I expect from Twitter.

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:02 pm**

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:10 pm**

Don't read the comments.

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:02 pm

Posted: **Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:12 am**

From yesterday's Climate change march here in Seattle:

But wait..there's more...

Posted: **Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:13 am**

sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:10 pm Don't read the comments.

Words to live by...

Posted: **Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:31 am**

Posted: **Tue Oct 01, 2019 7:28 pm**

“pornhub.com/insights”

Posted: **Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:44 pm**

Not the least bit shocking that the racist Dixieland states want to watch interracial porn. I just figured they'd be more into the opposite with cuckholding.

ETA:

Yo! Giantess porn is wild! That was not what I expected. I was thinking more Amazon stuff, but no. It's like if the woman is the size of Godzilla and you're just a little dude trying to fuck her.

Posted: **Tue Oct 01, 2019 9:03 pm**

Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:44 pm Not the least bit shocking that the racist Dixieland states want to watch interracial porn. I just figured they'd be more into the opposite with cuckholding.

ETA:

Yo! Giantess porn is wild! That was not what I expected. I was thinking more Amazon stuff, but no. It's like if the woman is the size of Godzilla and you're just a little dude trying to fuck her.

Off to the Pornhub!

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:39 pm**

Replies to this are awesome:

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:12 pm**

brian wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:39 pm Replies to this are awesome:

I'm probably richer than 90-95% of the people in America, and I've never spent $60K on a car. Or two cars.

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:13 pm**

Humblebrag much?!?!?!?

(I have three cars and total their purchase price is not $60k.Nor, obviously, did I pay cash for them, as this suggests.)

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:20 pm**

Like you guys, i too have spent less than $60k on the combined prices of my two cars. I've never believed in spending much on cars, for the reason given - it is a bad investment.

But, the meme is a bit silly in that it suggests that rich people don't buy expensive cars. We all know that isn't true.

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:27 pm**

If poor people just saved $60K they don't have and also went without transportation, they'd be rich. I see no errors.

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:36 pm**

mister d wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:27 pm If poor people just saved $60K they don't have and also went without transportation, they'd be rich. I see no errors.

And invested it in a vehicle with a guaranteed ten percent annual rate of return.

(Has that tweet been deleted?)

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:57 pm**

Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:36 pm

(Has that tweet been deleted?)

Yes. Who posted, and what did it say? I'm intrigued and want an excuse to convince my wife to let me get a Tesla. Eh, I can't justify the expense to myself, either...

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:14 pm**

Guess the guy was tired of getting dunked on. I should have just screenshotted it.

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:34 pm**

The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:57 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:36 pm

(Has that tweet been deleted?)
Yes. Who posted, and what did it say? I'm intrigued and want an excuse to convince my wife to let me get a Tesla. Eh, I can't justify the expense to myself, either...

The gist was "one reason why consumers are broke and investors are rich," and it compared buying a $60K car, with annual depreciation of fifteen percent, and investing that $60K at a ten percent rate of return. Completely ignoring that (i) almost everyone needs a car anyway, (ii) no "middle class" person buys a $60K car, and (iii) you can't get a ten percent return from any safe investment.

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:37 pm**

(iv) The graphic of the $60K car was of a Honda Civic or something.

(Anyone else pass on jokes because you don't believe people will know you were joking, like me wanting to label this (iiii)?)

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:19 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:38 pm**

If Trump gets a US soldier killed, is that as big of a deal as it sounds or nah just like everything else?

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:39 pm**

The NBA is deservedly getting kicked around on Twitter, but it seems that Google and Disney and other businesses are largely getting a pass on this (other than from South Park).

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:00 pm**

I would like to think that the blood of dead military members would move the needle, but time and again we're reminded that we're expendable and we signed up for this, so I doubt it.

Buuuut... With this Syria/Turkey thing and reports of military members feeling betrayed plus an Atlantic piece about retired generals going in on Trump, I can hope.

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:10 pm**

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:38 pmIf Trump gets a US soldier killed, is that as big of a deal as it sounds or nah just like everything else?

On the one hand, maybe it should be a big deal. On the other hand, hasn't every president gotten US soldiers killed?

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:01 pm**

Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:10 pm
mister d wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:38 pmIf Trump gets a US soldier killed, is that as big of a deal as it sounds or nah just like everything else?
On the one hand, maybe it should be a big deal. On the other hand, hasn't every president gotten US soldiers killed?

Sadly brilliant.

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:04 pm**

In honor of National Coming Out Day, this hilarious thread was posted ...

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:08 pm**

The *president retweeted this.

I have no idea what it means.

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:28 pm**

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:04 pm In honor of National Coming Out Day, this hilarious thread was posted ...

Hilarious

Posted: **Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:55 am**

Yup, basically. Being raised by Boomers led to a lot of overactive idiots imparting unreal expectations during my childhood too!

Posted: **Tue Oct 22, 2019 11:34 am**

Are we sure Jason Isbell doesn't lurk here?

Posted: **Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:51 am**

Posted: **Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:27 am**

rass wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:51 am

When subtext is brought to the fore.

Posted: **Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:29 pm**

This shit is hysterical:

(Dude deleted the tweet.)

From his bio: "Father of 9, Army veteran, marathon runner, NRA, member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints"

Shocking such a moronic comment would come from a guy like that. Ok, Boomer.

Posted: **Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:39 pm**

Johnnie wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:29 pm This shit is hysterical:

(Dude deleted the tweet.)

From his bio: "Father of 9, Army veteran, marathon runner, NRA, member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints"

Shocking such a moronic comment would come from a guy like that. Ok, Boomer.

Still trying to plot the Boomer age bracket, eh..

Posted: **Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:42 pm**

Only a Boomer doesn't understand memes.

ETA

And not for fucking nothing:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Lonsberry

Look at when he was born. You fuck.

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