The Swamp

Anybody who sanctimoniously left and then returned after Scottie left is DQ'ed for being a bitch...

10. Howard
9. Johnnie
8. BSF
7. Brian
6. DC
5. Me
4. Pruitt
3. Syb
2. Rass
1. AB

Discuss if you'd like but I'm pretty sure this is definitive.

I was banned

Did I get an honorable mention, boss?

I'm not sure how official these rankings really are....

You should do a slideshow.

1. Ryan -- for running swampcrash

Good job waiting to burn bridges until you saw you had no chance in the Swampcrash playoffs anyway.

boxcar wrote:1. Ryan -- for running swampcrash

Now here's a 6-seed I can set my watch to

If nothing else, gotta give J-Lo credit for sending out 2014 in a blaze of glory.

sancarlos wrote:Did I get an honorable mention, boss?

You did. You were one of the three old guys being considered but DC has been fucking killing it lately.

EdRomero wrote:I was banned

I'm not here to talk about the past.

So everyone that reads this gets in at 5?

If God wills it to be so, I humbly accept this honor. For His greater glory, I'll try to overcome my sinful tendencies to get work done so that I may participate more fully. It is for this He suffered and died. Tonight we celebrate His redemption with renewed commitment to live in The Spirit.

Jerloma wrote:Anybody who sanctimoniously left and then returned after Scottie left is DQ'ed for being a bitch...

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

2015...my year....time to start training

Know what? I apologize...this is not definitive. I just remembered Sean talking shit about the Swamp in one of those podcasts so he gets DQ'ed for that. That'll bump Sarge in for protecting our freedoms and doing great work in the Godless thread.

Howard probably isn't deserving this year either but he babysat my kid and may have saved my life one night after a particularly questionable mix of gin and oxycontin so he gets in every year.

I approve this list.

How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.

That list is like fan voting for All-Star games, where guys get voted in based on how prominent they were five years earlier rather than their current level of production.

Ah, fuck it. It's a pretty good list. Congratulations to those who made it.

Also, is the girl in the "COOLNESS" picture Becky Hammon? Please don't be.

Fuck the Swamp

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.

If I'm following correctly, blind sports biases precluded posters from making the top 4.

I would have voted for L-Jam, strictly based on stirring the pot.

There's a much better list over at the Slack Swamp for those interested.

mister d wrote:

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.

If I'm following correctly, blind sports biases precluded posters from making the top 4.

Speaking of blind, Brian could literally not see after brain surgery, yet was still posting. Fuck this list.

I'm not out here for the rankings or the accolades, I'm just out here to win.

Just takin' it one post at a time.

Gale Sayerscakes

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Just takin' it one post at a time.

Have to put my faith in the Lord Jesus Christ and give him credit for any success I've had posting here.

brian wrote:

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Just takin' it one post at a time.

Have to put my faith in the Lord Jesus Christ and give him credit for any success I've had posting here.

Don't let Jerloma hear you say that or he'll bump you even lower than 7.

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.

Honestly, I found that whole brain surgery thing to be a bit sycophantic. It may have even knocked him down a couple slots.

Jerloma wrote:

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.

Honestly, I found that whole brain surgery thing to be a bit sycophantic. It may have even knocked him down a couple slots.

Kind of like when the Flyers didn't tell Roger Neilson to go get cancer.

Jerloma wrote:Howard probably isn't deserving this year either but …he gets in every year.

yeah. and I win it, every other year. bitches.

sancarlos wrote:Did I get an honorable mention, boss?

No point. East-coast bias.

Thank you all for helping me on this journey.

But man, I need new hobbies.

Anyway, all the best to all you guys who really help to make my days. (Meant sincerely)

Need to step up my drunk posting game. I just get unintelligible and affectionate. AB the lit somehow gets more sarcastic.

I've got no business making the list, let alone over Doc.

Happy new year ya fucks. Here's to... 8? Great years with you fucks. I've got 25 people coming over to trash my house and get crazy. See you cats on the other side.

Also, Rush was jobbed

Everyone be safe tonight. If anyone blows up downtown Las Vegas, then I might be in trouble. But I got a hotel room, so I won't be wrecking any cars tonight.

That's a terrible fucking list.

I am leaving again.

I am back.

brian wrote:Everyone be safe tonight. If anyone blows up downtown Las Vegas, then I might be in trouble. But I got a hotel room, so I won't be wrecking any cars tonight.

Which your precious AB was a party to. Indirectly.