The Official AFC Wildcard Games Thread

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I know, really know, it matters not, but all of the little rituals I've built up over the course of the season are for various reasons fucked tomorrow. Dammit.
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mister d wrote:Big ups to SL for possibly giving me a jump on my playoff fantasy league!

I hate being right on this one.
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Maybe it's a good thing that I couldn't find anyone who wanted to bet the Ravens.

And I have a hunch - and I have lost a lot of money on hunches - that the Bengals are going to pull an upset.
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The Bengals are probably the better team, it's just hard to win on the road (and it would help if Green was healthy).
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Maybe I'm crazy, but having Bell out doesn't thrill me. Big Ben vs. the Ravens "secondary" worries me more than Bell being active. As always, I think it all comes down to the OL of both teams being able to keep their QB's upright.

Ravens need to score TD's not settle for FG's.
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What you guys got here? I'm think Pittsburgh by about a TD.
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Steelers by 3 let's say 26-23.
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For a Browns fan, this game would be unwatchable...

Except that they invented gambling!

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I love that "Antonio Brown, Central Michigan" during the lineups. I'm actually rooting for the Steelers after the Lions get knocked out. He's such a nice kid.
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Ah, 15 yards for giving yourself a concussion.

I imagine the league will be putting that on a teaching tape.
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12 men on the field for a FG attempt, fucking ridiculous.
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bfj wrote:12 men on the field for a FG attempt, fucking ridiculous.
Hard to figure out how that happens. On a 3rd & short maybe because of all the different packages but a FG defense unit is pretty static.
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No harm done, but still annoying as hell.
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Collinsworth just gave a completely different explanation of the fumble/forward pass rule than what was explained for the NFC Wild Card game.
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The PI is basically an integral part of Baltimore's offense. I don't know how they get so many PI calls compared to other teams.
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EdRomero wrote:Collinsworth just gave a completely different explanation of the fumble/forward pass rule than what was explained for the NFC Wild Card game.
He must not have heard Hochuli ramble.
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Despite having money on Pittsburgh I almost hope Baltimore wins so I can get a classic Jerloma rant on why Tomlin should be fired.
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(Though that QB sneak on 3rd and 1 was freaking dreadful.)
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One fumble and bomb to AB and its a ballgame again.
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if i was making a movie about the stillers, i'd want walter matheau to play dick lebeau. its a shame he's dead.
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Big FG.
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cerrano wrote:if i was making a movie about the stillers, i'd want walter matheau to play dick lebeau. its a shame he's dead.
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Bell probably catches that ball.

Ballgame.
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bfj wrote:Big FG.
big fat gentile?
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Also why the hell does NBC keep showing Jim Harbaugh on the sideline?
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sancarlos wrote:
cerrano wrote:if i was making a movie about the stillers, i'd want walter matheau to play dick lebeau. its a shame he's dead.
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need someone more rapey.
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Elite game from Flacco today.
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Pittsburgh taking their sweet time down 15. Why not let 25-30 seconds come off between plays?
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brian wrote:Also why the hell does NBC keep showing Jim Harbaugh on the sideline?
Neither Jesus or John Lennon was at the game?
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brian wrote:Despite having money on Pittsburgh I almost hope Baltimore wins so I can get a classic Jerloma rant on why Tomlin should be fired.
I want to hear the part about putting Ben back into the game.
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i feel like al and chris are gonna get a ration of shit from the nfl for calling roethlsisdfsasdf "groggy" as an explanation for his horrific decision to throw into double coverage.

(not saying i think that's an unreasonable assessment.)
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NFL wouldn't dare, they know who pays the bills.
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I'm surprised Al Michael's didn't make a gambling joke. That safety put the game over 46.

He's losing his edge in his old age.
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That was some shit. If they were doing a legitimate concussion protocol it take at least 15 minutes.
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degenerasian wrote:I'm surprised Al Michael's didn't make a gambling joke. That safety put the game over 46.

He's losing his edge in his old age.
He probably had the under and he's steaming.
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brian wrote:Despite having money on Pittsburgh I almost hope Baltimore wins so I can get a classic Jerloma rant on why Tomlin should be fired.
Yup. I'm out of my playoff league after 2 games (Harris + Bryant + Bell in rounds 6-8) but one post can make it all ok.
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