Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 3:39 pm Yeah, Next Door is a great way to learn which of your neighbors go unhinged over discourteous drivers, uncollected dog poop, poor restaurant service, random stray animals, and loud teenagers. Little else.
Those first two deserve to be called out. The rest...of course not.
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My wife is on the 'hood listserv, which is just NextDoor for the Olds.

They like to post pictures of cars that are driving like assholes on there. I love it.

(But they also bitch about a lot of things that for are for the days/minds of ppl with nothing better to do.)
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My friend got kicked off of Nextdoor for trolling everyone. Someone kept going on and on about uncollected dog poop and it just kept spiraling into inane discussions.

He simply kept intimating that he was the one pooping, not a dog.

He finally went "AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!" to which someone reported him and his account was banned.

He got kicked off of Facebook in a similar way.
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Be careful on the facebook marketplace. Know someone who got scammed out of a not insignificant amount trying to sell a couch.
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A_B wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:32 am Be careful on the facebook marketplace. Know someone who got scammed out of a not insignificant amount trying to sell a couch.
Sorry buddy, but it's pretty unbelievable that (A) you found a buyer for those rookie cards you stocked up on and (B) that they're worth all that much.
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How did they lose money as the seller?
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rass wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:38 am
A_B wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:32 am Be careful on the facebook marketplace. Know someone who got scammed out of a not insignificant amount trying to sell a couch.
Sorry buddy, but it's pretty unbelievable that (A) you found a buyer for those rookie cards you stocked up on and (B) that they're worth all that much.
That Brien Taylor card shoulda been worth millions!
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mister d wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:44 am How did they lose money as the seller?
Yeah, they got scammed, which sucks, but yeah, there's some complicity involved. I don't want to get into too many details but it involved a fake cashiers check.
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Did you atleast offload the couch?
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ok guys it really wasn't me I swear. but no, the couch remains.
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A_B wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:46 am
mister d wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:44 am How did they lose money as the seller?
Yeah, they got scammed, which sucks, but yeah, there's some complicity involved. I don't want to get into too many details but it involved a fake cashiers check.
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Today, Facebook reminded me of this post I made 12 years ago. I have no idea what this was about. Anyone know?
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Shirley wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:01 am Today, Facebook reminded me of this post I made 12 years ago. I have no idea what this was about. Anyone know?

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It was in a commercial that ran all the time for a bit. Car commercial I believe.
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A_B wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:02 am
Shirley wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:01 am Today, Facebook reminded me of this post I made 12 years ago. I have no idea what this was about. Anyone know?

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It was in a commercial that ran all the time for a bit. Car commercial I believe.
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A_B wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:32 am ...... Know someone who got scammed out of a not insignificant amount trying to sell a Couch.
Yeah but the Browns, Jags, Packers, and Heather Kozar have all moved on (the last to his teammate).
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