Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 5:26 pm

The hardest part of our having a baby was our resulting lack of sleep. If you don't have that issue, it's a piece of cake.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:18 pm

P.D.X. wrote:What's the dif between star and heart?

It's a super-like, which means you see that you have been liked by someone. If you get the heart, you only know if the person liked you if you match.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:47 pm

Pagan/Heathen friends- I've been feeling considerably disconnected and not witchy at all. Can you all give me suggestions of how to decorate my room and altar to make it a haven instead of just a room? I'll be rearranging and adding things, soon, but I'd like to get the ball rolling to feel connected again. It's hard living with other people when it comes to magick working.

Post by **brian** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:49 pm

Go to Target. Get a nice throw rug. It really ties the room together.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:16 pm

Candlesticks are always nice.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:46 am

Holy shit I hope the Pats never play the Texans again.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:18 am

Yes, I'm the one who is offended here

(guy was up in arms because 8 players quit a local football team because of the coach. the 8 players represent 25% of the team at one of the larger schools in the area)

((I am comments 1, 4 and 7))

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:28 am

rass wrote:Holy shit I hope the Pats never play the Texans again.

jesus I just looked this up

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:36 am

Brontoburglar wrote:
rass wrote:Holy shit I hope the Pats never play the Texans again.
jesus I just looked this up

LMK what this means. Thanks.

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:58 am

A_B wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:
rass wrote:Holy shit I hope the Pats never play the Texans again.
jesus I just looked this up
LMK what this means. Thanks.

Yeah feel like I'm missing something here.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:11 am

TT and Johnnie

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:14 am

rass wrote:TT and Johnnie

The one where TT joked about him tearing his groin? I don't think he was serious.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:17 am

I was really just complaining about the pure volume of posts.

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:18 am

rass wrote:I was really just complaining about the pure volume of posts.

Oh, well I suppose that's another kettle of fish. But getting embarrassed on national TV by the Evil Empire can do things to a man.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:23 am

brian wrote:
rass wrote:I was really just complaining about the pure volume of posts.
Oh, well I suppose that's another kettle of fish. But getting embarrassed on national TV by the Evil Empire can do things to a man.

Right. But then at some point after I went to bed Johnnie kicked in with the gloating and... like I said above...

duff · Post by **duff** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:43 am

Just goes to prove how insane the NE fan base is. Not just Pats, but all of their teams. But Pat fans are the worst. The worst.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:19 am

Damn. A sarcastic post about getting draft picks and two links shared (one about Helen Keller and another riffing on The Lion King) and you guys are mad? I shared about 40 links when they won SB49. Last night was nothing.

Now, if you got pissy about Harambe memes, totally guilty. But he died for me, so I'll live for him.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:23 am

I think most of the entertainment was from TT's rage.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:34 am

what he said

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:34 am

Fucking NE fans making it all about themselves.

duff · Post by **duff** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:36 am

A_B wrote:Fucking NE fans making it all about themselves.

Typical.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:05 am

A_B wrote:Fucking NE fans making it all about themselves.

Ooooo he's gonna use this disrespect as motivation during the next meme posting spree.

TT2.0 · Post by **TT2.0** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:12 pm

Sorry guys. But in fairness if you watched that "game" it was justified rage. And i thought the schindlers list post was poetic

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:52 pm

Well good. At least you guys care about my groin.

Except Rass mentioned me twice upthread. He's a meany.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 2:36 pm

Johnnie wrote:Well good. At least you guys care about my groin.

Except Rass mentioned me twice upthread. He's a meany.

sorry

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:01 am

TT2.0 wrote:Sorry guys. But in fairness if you watched that "game" it was justified rage. And i thought the schindlers list post was poetic

Not sure why you were surprised.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:14 pm

Harambe stopped being funny a while ago, or, for a tangible event, when the zoo had to shut down because of threats.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 2:16 pm

Moreta wrote:This tool used to work for my department. Guess why he's no longer there?

This Insta page has 339k followers.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:53 am

So a friend of mine just pointed this out. The huge hurricane is Matthew. Tomorrow's date is 10/7, from the Bible, Matthew 10:7 And proclaim as you go, saying, ‘The kingdom of heaven is at hand.’

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:33 am

Check out Matthew 10:8 and see if anyone is clamoring to live up to that tomorrow

Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse lepers, cast out demons. You received without paying; give without pay.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:37 am

BSF21 wrote:
give without pay.

Too bad it isn't hurricane Mandy.

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:52 am

Since our way of writing dates is literally backward, I checked Matthew 7:10.

Matthew, in Chapter 7 verse 10 wrote:If he asks for a fish, will give him a snake?

A snake? When a fish is requested? I mean, who wants a damn snake? So, Jebus!

( I actually like Matthew Ch 7; includes the 'Seek and ye shall find', 'Judge not, lest ye be judged', and a good line about hypocrisy. Good stuff, even for a heathen like myself.)

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 12:04 pm

The inverse of that verse would have worked really well.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 8:40 pm

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:03 pm

and I'm the guy who gets made fun of for tight shirts

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:08 pm

That is such an awesome picture.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:16 pm

Brontoburglar wrote:and I'm the guy who gets made fun of for tight shirts

I know. That dog is giving you a run for your money.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:29 pm

Looks like he flopped the nuts

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:58 am

sancarlos wrote:That is such an awesome picture.

Thanks. Pissed I couldn't manage to get it framed correctly so that you could tell I was holding up my underwear and be able to see the cards.

Johnnie wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:and I'm the guy who gets made fun of for tight shirts
I know. That dog is giving you a run for your money.

Gus. His name is Gus.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:53 pm

rass wrote: Thanks. Pissed I couldn't manage to get it framed correctly so that you could tell I was holding up my underwear and be able to see the cards.

That makes my strip poker joke a bit Captain Obvious now. On my phone, I couldn't see the Ace hidden in Gus' collar. Outstanding.