The NFL QB Likability Ratings Thread

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Am I supposed to recognize all of those athletes? I think I could definitively name 4 or 5 (Gronk, Suh, Ben, Odell, Mariota).
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Shirley wrote:Am I supposed to recognize all of those athletes? I think I could definitively name 4 or 5 (Gronk, Suh, Ben, Odell, Mariota).
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A_B wrote:
Shirley wrote:Am I supposed to recognize all of those athletes? I think I could definitively name 4 or 5 (Gronk, Suh, Ben, Odell, Mariota).
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A_B wrote:
Shirley wrote:Am I supposed to recognize all of those athletes? I think I could definitively name 4 or 5 (Gronk, Suh, Ben, Odell, Mariota).
Same
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That's a pretty long setup just to get to the joke where Gronk wants to touch girls and Suh wants to tackle them
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Shirley wrote:Am I supposed to recognize all of those athletes? I think I could definitively name 4 or 5 (Gronk, Suh, Ben, Odell, Mariota).

Man, you didn't recognize LeVeon Bell or Antonio Brown?

Them plus McCoy, Keuchly and Paul George (right? Was that George?) were the ones I could recognize. So I guess just the NFL dudes. One dude at the end looked like Vince Young but I have no idea who he actually is.
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Since we are talking QB commercials, whats the deal with the Mariotta Heisman House commercial where he is playing ping pong and has a different jersey in each shot?
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Gunpowder wrote:
Shirley wrote:Am I supposed to recognize all of those athletes? I think I could definitively name 4 or 5 (Gronk, Suh, Ben, Odell, Mariota).

Man, you didn't recognize LeVeon Bell or Antonio Brown?
Ha. I combined "Ben" and "Odell" into "Bell" when reading Shirley's list. Two more Steelers!
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The Sybian wrote:Since we are talking QB commercials, whats the deal with the Mariotta Heisman House commercial where he is playing ping pong and has a different jersey in each shot?
Oregon changes jerseys a lot.
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bapo! wrote: And in the 2-minute version, it appears that Steven Stamkos just passed out face-down in the street. Probably not unheard of for a hockey player.

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Shirley wrote:Am I supposed to recognize all of those athletes? I think I could definitively name 4 or 5 (Gronk, Suh, Ben, Odell, Mariota).
Steven Stamkos, Odell Beckham Jr., Le’Veon Bell, Eugenie Bouchard, Antonio Brown, Elena Delle Donne, Marlen Esparza, Paula Findlay, Lauren Fisher, Paul George, A.J. Green, Draymond Green, Luke Kuechly, Sydney Leroux, Carli Lloyd, Marcus Mariota, LeSean McCoy, Ben Roethlisberger, and Eric Weddle, Gronk, Suh.
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Rush2112 wrote:
Shirley wrote:Am I supposed to recognize all of those athletes? I think I could definitively name 4 or 5 (Gronk, Suh, Ben, Odell, Mariota).
Steven Stamkos, Odell Beckham Jr., Le’Veon Bell, Eugenie Bouchard, Antonio Brown, Elena Delle Donne, Marlen Esparza, Paula Findlay, Lauren Fisher, Paul George, A.J. Green, Draymond Green, Luke Kuechly, Sydney Leroux, Carli Lloyd, Marcus Mariota, LeSean McCoy, Ben Roethlisberger, and Eric Weddle, Gronk, Suh.

No idea how many I could recognize in the video, but 9 I don't even recognize by name. The Women soccer players I'd definitely know, and maybe all of the black NFL players, Kuechly is too generic looking, and I had to google Weddle.
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